Abbysanders2000 - Abby

After a long dry season im finally inspired to do more incorrect quotes!! Enjoy!

David and the boys stopped at a pharmacy before heading to a party

Dwayne: in this day in age it might be a good idea to take along some... protection.

Paul: What kind of protection?

David: Two armed Pinkerton guards. No, he's talking about... (points to the shelf)

Paul: A Nestle's Crunch?

David: One over.

Paul: An enema bag?

David: To the right.

Paul: Dentu-Grip?!

David: CONDOMS, PAUL! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!

Edgar: *Looks at Marko with hate but puts away the steak* Ah ya ain't worth my time. Chicken boy

Marko: Chicken boy!! Say that to my face! Ya limp noodle!

Y'all I think I speak on behest of everyone when I say we should totally make a little ficlet of Dwayne's s/o being so motherly to Laddie and slowly but surely Laddie becomes a mama's boy. Me personally I think Marko and Paul would tease him only for s/o to go all mama bear. Do I have any takers??

Soo..... hear me out.... and just be honest. So what if instead of vamps the boys were werewolves. Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

@auntvamp I thought about you when I made this hehe

Dwayne: Paul is that all you care about? Money and applause?

Paul: And sex. For which I generally get applause

Dwayne: this bitch...