David:Listen! We're Heading Down To The Boardwalk Tonight For A Little Haunting Spree, So I Want These

David: Listen! We're heading down to the boardwalk tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want these bikes to look good and scary!

Paul: You mean you want them to look good... and scary. Well, I think we can probably...

Dwayne: No, no, I think he means he wants them to look so good that it's scary.

Paul: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that they don't look good!

Marko: I don't get it.

Paul: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...

David: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.

Dwayne: So, you don't want it to look good?

David: Get moving!

Paul Marko and Dwayne: [singing] A sailor's life is a wonderful life / A wonderful life for sure!

Hi guys! So I'm kinda in the mood to write again! Something cute for our boys. Someone give me some ideas please!!!

Star: Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder.

Paul: Okay! I confess! [points to Marko]  Marko killed him!

Marko: What?! You can't pin this whole rap on me!

Paul: He was insane, out of control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along!

Marko: It was all Paul's idea!

Paul: Put him down now, he's a mad dog!

Marko: He wears curlers to bed!

Paul: Wait! It's not what you think!

Star: For the love of God you guys all I wanted was some ice from the freezer!

*David is talking to Dwayne about Y/N*

David: Dwayne I don't know what the woman wants anymore! What am I supposed to do?

Dwayne : May I speak freely David?

David : Yes, of course old boy.

Dwayne :  I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year! 'Dwayne, what am I to do?', 'I told her I loved her!' 'I took it back!', 'I'm afraid of commitment', 'I'm worried about Laddie' (grabs David by his jacket) For God's sake, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU PASSED ON MICHAEL DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO?

*Laddie gets off one of the bigger roller coasters on the boardwalk*

Laddie: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Dwayne: You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me five (he high fives Dwayne) noggin (he gently headbutts Dwayne)

BOTH: Dude

Alan: If I call the police, they're gonna be here in ten minutes.

Marko: OK. Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell out of you.

Alan: You think? I know tae kwon do.

Marko: And I know whoop your ass!