*Y/N Beating The Absolute Snot Out Of A Surf Nazi Because He Insulted Paul*

*Y/N beating the absolute snot out of a Surf Nazi because he insulted Paul*

Paul: I love that woman~ (makes a heart shape with his hands)

David: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she? *smirks*

Max: Don't you have something to dust?

David: How about the left side of your bed?

Star: Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder.

Paul: Okay! I confess! [points to Marko]  Marko killed him!

Marko: What?! You can't pin this whole rap on me!

Paul: He was insane, out of control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along!

Marko: It was all Paul's idea!

Paul: Put him down now, he's a mad dog!

Marko: He wears curlers to bed!

Paul: Wait! It's not what you think!

Star: For the love of God you guys all I wanted was some ice from the freezer!

Sam:  I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath and you are going to get clean right now!

Nanook: Bark

Sam: I am so the boss of you!

Nanook: Bark

Sam: It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules.

Nanook: Bark

Sam: Don't use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister! [Nanook stops right next to some mud] Do not go near that mud puddle! Nanook Emerson, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle! One, two,  two and a half...  don't make me say three! 

Michael: (walks out to see Sam in the tree yelling at Nanook) What in the hell is going on here??

Michael: Haven't you ever done something nice for someone?

David: Well once I gave a guy directions...

Michael: see there you go, that was nice of you.

David: I told him to go to hell.

*Y/n and Michael arguing on the boardwalk. Y/n makes a joke about Michael*

Michael: Oh, so Sweetalicious got jokes.Now, look a here, Broadway, don't make me bring da noise.

Y/n: You might as well. You already brought da funk *sticks hand in his face*

David and the boys: *wheezing*