Paul:Why Should I Apologize?

Paul: Why should I apologize?

Marko: I'll tell you why. Because you're nothing but a backstabbing Judas with sensible shoes!

Paul: Oh, yeah, well you know what you are? You're a two-lira tramp with cheap bridgework!

Marko:  May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off!

Paul: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! You should be so lucky.

Marko: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's!

Paul: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta!

Marko: (Gasps)That's it! Come back here and say that to my face!

*Laddie gets off one of the bigger roller coasters on the boardwalk*

Laddie: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Dwayne: You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me five (he high fives Dwayne) noggin (he gently headbutts Dwayne)

BOTH: Dude

Michael: Haven't you ever done something nice for someone?

David: Well once I gave a guy directions...

Michael: see there you go, that was nice of you.

David: I told him to go to hell.

Hi guys! So I'm kinda in the mood to write again! Something cute for our boys. Someone give me some ideas please!!!

David: Listen! We're heading down to the boardwalk tonight for a little haunting spree, so I want these bikes to look good and scary!

Paul: You mean you want them to look good... and scary. Well, I think we can probably...

Dwayne: No, no, I think he means he wants them to look so good that it's scary.

Paul: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that they don't look good!

Marko: I don't get it.

Paul: Look, it's easy, it simply means that...

David: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold growing on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.

Dwayne: So, you don't want it to look good?

David: Get moving!

Paul Marko and Dwayne: [singing] A sailor's life is a wonderful life / A wonderful life for sure!

Sam:  I am really not amused, mister. You are going to take a bath and you are going to get clean right now!

Nanook: Bark

Sam: I am so the boss of you!

Nanook: Bark

Sam: It may be a free country, but you live in my house under my rules.

Nanook: Bark

Sam: Don't use that tone of voice with me. You will do what I say when I say. What are you doing? I am talking to you, mister! [Nanook stops right next to some mud] Do not go near that mud puddle! Nanook Emerson, do you hear me? I am giving you three seconds to get away from that mud puddle! One, two,  two and a half...  don't make me say three! 

Michael: (walks out to see Sam in the tree yelling at Nanook) What in the hell is going on here??