You Can Make An Argument That Any Big Three Kid Is The Oldest, Except For Jason.

You can make an argument that any big three kid is the oldest, except for Jason.

Like, biologically, Percy has aged the most, he’s physically 17, which is more than any of the rest of them has reached

Thalia has mentally aged/matured the most, even if she stopped biologically aging at 15 years and 364 days, and should chronologically be in her 20s but spent some time as a tree where she aged slower.

Chronologically, Hazel was born the longest time from the present day, but she also died, and was in the underworld for decades before being resurrected, so that time didn’t really count for her, and she’s physically like 14.

Nico has been alive for the most time, but for 70 years he was in a place where he couldn’t physically age. He’s like…15 now and is aging normally, but has been alive since world war 2.

And then there’s Jason. Who had no wacky time shenanigans and died and didn’t come back. (Yet) honestly, and outlier who should not have been counted

Annabeth: What are you up to?

Percy: Stealing my neighbors cat

Annabeth: Scandalous

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Can I help?

his PhD didn't prepare him for this

Just realized that in epic they say ‘the wind god’ or ‘sun god’ because of the belief that invoking their name will bring their attention to you and you don’t want that, so titles are used instead

Which makes Ody constantly name-dropping Poseidon even funnier because well they’ve already pissed him off no need to bother with the formalities lol

I had to draw this post by @barbaricjester because they need this hug

I can never truly be a Luke apologist, but my heart does break a little when I think about his story. I feel so awful for the little boy who ran away from home, terrified of those meant to protect him, the boy who risked everything to save a 7-year-old girl, and the teenager forced to go on a quest his father knew he would fail. I don’t think he ever intended to hurt so many with his actions, but he truly believed he could reform the world and perfect the imperfections he saw. He lost sight of what mattered for so long, and it wasn’t until Annabeth reminded him of the promise he made to protect her did he realize how lost he truly was.