"...I'm At Half Mast."

"...I'm at half mast."

"Impressive, girly. You've got me down to a tee."

“…” Panik. Normally that had people backing down.

“Uhhh… I really don’t know if you’re about to attack me or not. You’re very difficult to predict, sir.”

But now she’s promised magic, so…

She summons up her magic cannons out of thin air, pointing them straight up and setting off clouds of explosions which disperse into pink glitter. In the meantime, she’s changed her own form to be a mirror of his.

“Ta-daaah.”

"What I should do is show him a photo of me having sex with the Fear Turkey that I mentioned in the 200th threat."

"I like your idea though."

"From one unhinged bitch to another, I like men crazy with some open rebellion against religion. It totally working for you, babe~"

"For your 201 death threat to the pope, you should send him a drawing of a dick, just to throw him off."

Earn my ire, and I shall show you a reality greater than any nightmare.

"I dunno 'bout you, but I am in the mood for the most enthusiastic walk of my fucking life."

"Are you now."

"And why, pray tell, do you think you're ready for one of my walks?"

"Sheesh. Way to bring down the mood."

"For starters, you would be unkillable, and be able to use your Vampire strength to do all manner of things to those who wronged you."

"Well, I could easily do that for you. Be pretty fun too, I've been bored as fuck lately and need something to eat."

╚»★ "Living as I am already is agonizing enough, why would I want to extend such a thing even longer? I don't see the appeal."

While she wasn't particularly intrigued at the idea, she did at the very least try to humor his request.. even if it wasn't really fruitful. Ironic when she comes from a place of unique beings and names, but yet she'd come up short with his.

"Nothing comes to mind."