"No. I Don't Have Venom In My Teeth, That's Retarded."

"No. I don't have venom in my teeth, that's retarded."

"Says the one who dresses like a looney toon. Come on!"

“Am I supposed to assume that you’re the kind of pervy vampire whose venom makes me horny or some bullshit? Also pass. I’m not human, so I doubt you want my blood.”

“Altogether too much magic, you’ll turn into a bigger looney toon than you are now.”

GUYS I CAN DRAW !

I REMEMBERED HOW TO DRAW !

ITS BEEN 7 MONTHS !

HOLY SHI- Go thanks Alucard from Hellsing everyone.

Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!

(though off anon is fine too!)

“Is there someone you hold dear?”

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”

“There must be something you fear.”

“Do you have a home?”

“Is there someone you like?”

“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”

“Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Aren’t you happy?”

“Who do you despise?” 

“How do you sleep at night?”

“How do you manage to keep going despite everything?”

“What do you think of kindness?”

“What do you think of hatred?”

“Why do you fight?”

“Why do you live?”

“How much blood have you spilled?”

“How much death have you seen?”

“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”

“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”

“Can’t you tell they love you?”

“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”

“Can’t you see that they hate you?”

“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”

“You’re not tainted.”

“You’re not alone.”

“You’re awful.”

“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”

“You’re an emotionless robot.”

“You’re just a lap dog.”

“It’s not over.”

“He/she needs you.”

“Stop lying.”

“Stop fighting.”

“Stop pushing others away.”

“You’re cruel.”

“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”

“You depend on him/her too often.”

“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”

“You’re too impulsive, it’s reckless.”

“You’re too careless, it’s a liability.”

“He/she is bringing you down.”

“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”

“You need to listen.”

“You need to speak up more often.”

“You’re weak.”

“You’re strong. Stronger than you’ll ever know.”

“You’re too proud.”

“Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”

“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”

“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”

“You can’t cheat death.”

“You can’t hide forever.”

“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”

“That person is only holding you back.”

“They’re too good for you.”

“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”

“It will get better.”

“You look lonely.”

“You look bitter.”

“You look tired.”

“You’re hiding a painful burden.”

“You’re perfect.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“You will always be worthless.”

“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”

“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”

“You’ll rise above them all.” 

“You’ll find your place in this world.”

“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”

Just want to say, I'm having an absolute blast with this! I didn't think it'd pick up at all but the few interactions and inboxes I've had so far have been super lovely and I appreciate/love all of you~

"That's good information to know for later~ Assuming my boss doesn't decide she wants to fuck me over with my social life."

"Plus she does it over the phone. It's always over the phone. Also mainly because I don't like arguing with her in person. I get a hard on, it's super awkward."

"Anyway. So, Mai. Got a last name?"

Uh oh.

That, she'd heard of before as well. Her lips curl slightly at this.

"Maiden? No. She is not taken."

"Okay, so I finally got a replacement for my TV:"

"I blew over 80% of the Hellsing Organization budget on this thing, no one better wreck it! Now I'm off to watch Adventure Time. Byyyye~"