"That's Good Information To Know For Later~ Assuming My Boss Doesn't Decide She Wants To Fuck Me Over

"That's good information to know for later~ Assuming my boss doesn't decide she wants to fuck me over with my social life."

"Plus she does it over the phone. It's always over the phone. Also mainly because I don't like arguing with her in person. I get a hard on, it's super awkward."

"Anyway. So, Mai. Got a last name?"

Uh oh.

That, she'd heard of before as well. Her lips curl slightly at this.

"Maiden? No. She is not taken."

"Context is important, kiddo."

"I wonder if there are still pussies in the fortress."

He... He meant the cats.

Doodles

" 𝓞𝓱… 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀… "

Indie, Canon Divergent Portrayal of Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate, taking on the persona of the Abridged Series.

Mun is 18+

Tags -> X

Dark and Sexual Themes/Humor Present

Multiverse & Crossover Friendly

Will not interact with those under 18

Follows back from @/divinityunleashed

Tracking abridgedvampire

Permanent Starter Call -> X

" 𝓐 𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓛 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓥𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮. "

"Ah, so you prefer animals to Ghouls. Good to know."

Which pretty much confirmed that the meat he was holding belonged to a Ghoul. A zombified human.

@abridgedvampire

"If it's from an animal? Yes."

"No. I don't have venom in my teeth, that's retarded."

"Says the one who dresses like a looney toon. Come on!"

“Am I supposed to assume that you’re the kind of pervy vampire whose venom makes me horny or some bullshit? Also pass. I’m not human, so I doubt you want my blood.”

“Altogether too much magic, you’ll turn into a bigger looney toon than you are now.”