"Well, Good Thing I'm Your First, Because You Are Quite The Looker."

"Well, good thing I'm your first, because you are quite the looker."

"So is this maiden taken?"

A real vampire, eh?

"....How interesting. Certainly a first."

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"That's good information to know for later~ Assuming my boss doesn't decide she wants to fuck me over with my social life."

"Plus she does it over the phone. It's always over the phone. Also mainly because I don't like arguing with her in person. I get a hard on, it's super awkward."

"Anyway. So, Mai. Got a last name?"

Uh oh.

That, she'd heard of before as well. Her lips curl slightly at this.

"Maiden? No. She is not taken."

"Ah, so you prefer animals to Ghouls. Good to know."

Which pretty much confirmed that the meat he was holding belonged to a Ghoul. A zombified human.

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"If it's from an animal? Yes."

"Well that impression of yours needs some work."

“Mildly concerning that you’re at half-mast right now. Must make brushing your teeth quite the activity. Bitches do be crazy.”

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