Kao-kun Got Rabies And Died.

“Kao-kun got rabies and died.” 

That surely came out of left field. 

=== Rei has a very Ritsu Sakuma shaped problem and he might have to begrudgingly turn to an old rival to fix it. However, a current situation at school is captivating his interest the moment he enters the classroom. 

Koga doesn’t understand why he needs to learn math or tag along with Hakaze to school, but the lone wolf ends up not being so alone when approached with the oddest people he’s ever met and he lives with Hakaze.  === Chapter 2 Release~ Chapter 1

Characters: Kaoru Hakaze, Koga Oogami, Rei Sakuma, Ritsu Sakuma, Eichi Tenshouin, Subaru Akehoshi, Mao Isara, Wataru HIbiki, Makoto Yuuki, Hokuto Hidaka, Chiaki Morisawa, Izumi Sena (rest will be tagged as they appear Relationships: Kaoru Hakaze/Rei Sakuma, Koga Oogami/Ritsu Sakuma, Subaru Akehoshi/Hokuto Hidaka (background), Eichi Tenshouin/Wataru Hibiki (background)

Word Count: 16, 746 [Chapters 1 + 2]

Haha, for my birthday I pass my mental illness onto everyone else.

Helios rookies!!

Arashi: Morisawa ran up to me earlier asking me to show him how I became trans.

Mika: Huh????

Arashi: ...He thought trans was short for 'transformer'.

Two Questions for the Enstarries: 1. What is the first random word(not name) that comes to your mind?

And

2. Who do you produce?

Wanna do an Enstars version of this, might be fun.

Twisted Wonderland Word Association Drabbles Pt. 1

I wanted to practise writing Twst characters and stuff so I made a little game by using a random word generator and spinning a wheel to see what twst chara to attribute it to.

So... ===

01.           Burn || Malleus 

Malleus thought was familiar with the sensation.  It was simple enough to raze the forest he ran off to in his childhood, green flames flickering as it ate up dry branches. Fire warmed his face as he held it at his fingertips. His senses were used to it: the smell of ashes, the sight of wickers of the fire eating up everything it could, the feel of the flames dancing on his fingertips. He scarcely burned himself while performing spells now.  He remembered when pushing a stool over to the cauldron that Lilia was stirring some meal in. The smell wafted into his nose as he felt the heat steam onto his cheeks as he clambered on the stool and stood overhead the pot. Lilia, who was over at the cutting board, long hair tied in a ponytail, held his hand out when he noticed Malleus, yet Malleus didn’t hear what it was before he felt pain shoot through his fingers as they came into contact with scalding metal. He wound his arm back immediately, tears springing in his eyes, as black and pink hair flitted over him as Lilia grabbed his hand, uttering reassurances that Malleus would be alright.  So he was familiar with the sensation of burning.  Or so he thought.  As he walked through Night Raven College. Not many people acknowledged him; those who did ended up shrinking away and pretending to have not seen him. It felt cold.  However as he passed through the corridor, he saw the Ramshackle dorm leader, surrounded on both arms by those two Heartsabyul underclassmen, as the first years were so glued to the hip. When their eyes met Malleus, they refused to shy away like many people had. Instead, they waved over to him.  “Hey! Tsunataro-!” They turned to him and smiled brightly at him and Malleus felt his heart jump. Heat crept up into his face. …And he discovered a sensation of burning that he never felt before. 

02. Tree || Rook

Leona cracked an eye open to see metal glint off of the tip of an arrow, loaded on a crossbow, aimed right at his nose.  He grunted, annoyed, but before he could pull on it and throw it as far as he could– the faint rustling over his head, the same that woke him up, stopped. And a deafening crack snapped Leona’s other eye open. Blonde hair  littered with leaves and mud and limbs  went plummeting to the ground. The heap of the ground shook as Leona heard a familiar crazed laugh.  “Haha, I almost got you~!”  Green eyes shimmered in the sunlight as Rook Hunt smiled at him. 

03. Wild || Jamil

“Yo, Jamil!” Ruggie Bucchi had waved his hand in greeting to him and Jamil was so close to walking off but the guy had made his way next to him. It wasn’t bad to talking to Bucchi, the two seemed to connect over the pain of looking over royals but Jamil would rather just not interact with people in general.  “Heard you and Kalim went babysitting his siblings back at Scalding Sands. How did that go-?” Jamil sighed. He only just came back from that with as many migraines as Kalim’s siblings numbered.  “All in all, horrid.” He looked off to the side as he recounted, “ I had to prevent 18 housefires, stop 5 chandeliers from being demolished, 27 vases from being knocked over and 34 instances of crayon on the walls.”  Ruggie laughed– a hyena indeed as Jamil felt mocked by Bucchi’s pure glee in his misery.  “Man, that’s wild.  I’m glad Leona doesn’t have any siblings to look after. Cheka mostly follows him or Leona hands them over to the Heartsabyul kids.” Ruggie held his arms behind his head as he whistled, “Children sure are tough to deal with, huh~?”  “Oh no.” Jamil scoffed. “That was all Kalim.”  And Ruggie laughed louder. 

04.         Jar || Azul

“I foresee  a business venture.” Azul’s voice was tinged in anticipation and Jade noticed his glasses flash. He, along with his brother turned to see what Azul had sought out,  to see ginger hair bouncing around as Cater Diamond hummed, tapping hurriedly at his phone.  “You really can make a business venture out of seemingly nothing.”  “Ooh~ Can you make something out of this then, Azul?” Floyd held up a jar of an unidentified substance. It was nearly black and neither liquid nor fully solid.  “What is that?” Azul looked away from his business prospect (supposedly) to look at the thing in disgust.  “Stuff I pulled out of the shower drain.” Floyd looked bored while saying it, looking away with a frustrated look in his eyes. Meanwhile, Azul screeched. “Why do you have that?!” 

05.         Mercy || Idia

“NOO-!”  Idia’s  fingers scraped across the stone flooring, to no avail because of how little they were of a grip, all chewed and uneven.  Two hands grabbed at his ankles as they pulled in opposite directions like how one would split a piece of string cheese.  “Oh, come on! I take really good pics-!” Cater pulled on Idia’s right foot. His shoes were already gone, he had lost them trying to crawl away from them the first time.  “I brush my little siblings’ hair all the time!! I can do yours for sure-!” His left foot was being pulled by Kalim as he tried to assure Idia of his ‘experience’.  “You two don’t have to do anything. I will make sure it looks acceptable.” Vil said in an even tone and Idia remembered when he first approached Idia, saying that he wanted to use him as a model for a client who was asking to model longer hair. It was ridiculous, Idia figured he was as  photogenic as a withered raisin.  “That’s not fair, you said if we got him, we could help-!” His voice lowered as he muttered, “Could get in some nice pics during that too.”  “Yeah-! I can totally do a good job!” Kalim asserted and Idia felt the two arms lug him away. This was as outrageous a kidnapping as a comedy anime with 3/5 stars.  “Now, come on, Idia.”  Idia’s nose hit the ground as he dragged across the floor. He numbly calculated the time it would take for him to gain the event SSR in a game he picked up a few weeks ago. He was ridiculously attached to one of its characters and he would die to get the event card. Crunching the hours, AP, energy, he thought of the time he would lose having Kalim curl his hair …He was going to miss the card by 5000 points.  Someone have mercy on him. 

=== Whwhwhw it was fun I think. I kinda want to practise more with these goofballs, so if you want to request the first word that comes to the top of your head and/or a character, please do!!

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Subahokke Dump~ (Happy bday Hokke <3)

Hokke days was two days ago, but every day is the day to push my subahokke agenda >:)!! Also, my computer just imploded and died, while drawing so the universe just hates gay people. === Bonus~! ===

They are my skrunklies <333

Also. I do have a Subahokke fic {I will flood those tags. Be prepared,,,} in my drafts of Subaru going to Wataru for help on taking Hokke out on a date and it just goes off the rails. As one would expect! Just because Wataru got a guy doesn't mean he has any clue how he did it. If I get enough attention, I'll maybe post it :p