#100% How It Went

#100% how it went

i saw this one post…

what do you mean this isn’t how that one scene went

The most terrible thing is when you're a skinny person with binge eating disorder. Everyone will be proud of you for eating, be amazed at how much you can eat. "Wow, where does it all go?" "I wish I could eat as much as you and still be skinny." "It's fine, because you're not fat! You don't have a problem with food! You need to eat more anyway!" And they'll never know how it FEELS, to eat and eat and you can't stop and you don't even WANT to eat but it's an obsession, an addiction, it's taken over your life and you can't stop, you can't stop, but you still have to go to dance tomorrow and wear a leotard and your last binge won't have been digested and pooped out yet so you'll still look huge and you'll be constipated and everyone will be staring at you thinking why is her stomach so large and when is someone going TO NOTICE THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP ME

But you're skinny, so you're fine.

TW!! Eating Disorder

Binge Eating Disorder isn’t talked about enough, or isn’t taken seriously enough.

To someone who isn’t educated about it, it just seems like they have a big appetite, but it’s more than that.

It’s the shame in knowing there are hidden wrappers in your room.

It’s eating more and more, feeling obligated to finish what you were eating, and feeling guilty later.

It’s feeling so insecure about your body, feeling too chubby, glaring at your love handles and cellulite, and eating to make yourself feel better.

It’s doctor visits where they tell you to eat healthier, eat fiber, so you add that to what you already eat.

It’s you telling yourself, “it’s okay. I’ll eat less tomorrow.” And wishing those wretched numbers on the scale would go down.

It’s watching your friends say “I’m not hungry” with a smile, while you sit with your stomach empty and smile “me neither” and yet when they leave you eat until you might throw up.

People say “ you should eat more!” When they find out you have an eating disorder, and “ that can’t be that bad.” When it’s binge eating disorder.

Binge eating disorder is serious, and often it’s only the people going through it that realize that.

Spread awareness about binge eating disorder.

you’re not alone

HOLY SHIT

WHERE DID “ASS-BUNS” COME FROM

AND “LET ME SEDUCE YOU”

what the hell I’m dying of laughter

Ukrainian dub of Good Omens is the best 

Crowley: I’ll take you wherever your heart desires (not “I’ll give you a lift, wherever you want to go” and it was absolutely unnecessary to translate it like that but they did) Aziraphale: you are too fast for me, Crowley (not “go too fast”)

Crowley: We will go off together (instead of “we can” as a suggestion, he just states it as a fact).

Crowley: No one will forgive me, I’m unpardonable, that’s what I am.  Also Crowley (later): Forgive me, angel, forgive me, whatever I said I didn’t mean it, play along for me, I’m asking for forgiveness here! Yes? Good, then get in the car. (Instead of saying “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” he asks to be forgiven).

Crowley: I’ve lost my best friend. Aziraphale: I’m sorry. (not “I’m so sorry to hear that”, just “I’m sorry”)

Aziraphale: I just need a body, it’s way harder to find than you think Crowley: I don’t wanna know Aziraphale: Pity I can’t use yours. Angel, demon, we’d explode. See you in Tadfield, move your ass-buns Crowley: w-what? Aziraphale: Tadfield Crowley: I heard you, I was just thrown off by the ass-buns

Aziraphale: Do something! Crowley: I’m having a heartfelt moment here! (instead of just “a moment”)

Crowley: Rest in peace. You were a beautiful car (has double meaning, both “good” and “beautiful”, it’s the word Aziraphale uses to describe the goodness in Crowley. originally it’s just “a good car”)

Gabriel: God doesn’t play games with the Universe Crowley: Where do you even live? (instead of “where have you been?”)

Crowley: You can stay at my place if you want (the word choice kind of implies that Aziraphale can stay for as long as he needs or wants to) Aziraphale: I’m afraid my people won’t like that Crowley: you don’t have your people anymore. neither of us do. we’re our own and each other’s people now. 

Crowley: let me seduce you to a spot of lunch  Aziraphale: I succumb to your seduction 

Aziraphale: I want to think that nothing would’ve worked if deep in your soul you weren’t a bit good (can be translated as “beautiful”)  Crowley: and if you, deep in your soul, weren’t to a certain degree a bastard who is worth getting closer acquainted with. to your well-being (literal translation of ukrainian “cheers”) and to this world. Aziraphale: to this world.

But like why do they look like mechanical teacups with heads

u kno in da good omens opening when they look like this……

 it is good

Such an important thing to hope for

update: this is a fantastic quote and im so glad it resonates with so many people. that being said i was totally unprepared to have my tumblr notifications constantly light up my phone at all hours and for the app to say i have 99+ notes every time i look at it. this has gotten nearly 14k notes in 12 days. not at all complaining, truly couldnt be more thrilled. or overwhelmed.

Also: not everyone with binge eating disorder is overweight

Casual reminder that only 6% of people with eating disorders are underweight