Im Dying Of Laughter - Tumblr Posts
Everyday I wake up and see what you've inspired the masses to do.... pure evil on your part, poff
No more papearus I'm begging /j
Me knowing full well I am about to drop more Papearus in your feed........
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HOLY SHIT
WHERE DID “ASS-BUNS” COME FROM
AND “LET ME SEDUCE YOU”
what the hell I’m dying of laughter
Ukrainian dub of Good Omens is the best
Crowley: I’ll take you wherever your heart desires (not “I’ll give you a lift, wherever you want to go” and it was absolutely unnecessary to translate it like that but they did) Aziraphale: you are too fast for me, Crowley (not “go too fast”)
Crowley: We will go off together (instead of “we can” as a suggestion, he just states it as a fact).
Crowley: No one will forgive me, I’m unpardonable, that’s what I am. Also Crowley (later): Forgive me, angel, forgive me, whatever I said I didn’t mean it, play along for me, I’m asking for forgiveness here! Yes? Good, then get in the car. (Instead of saying “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” he asks to be forgiven).
Crowley: I’ve lost my best friend. Aziraphale: I’m sorry. (not “I’m so sorry to hear that”, just “I’m sorry”)
Aziraphale: I just need a body, it’s way harder to find than you think Crowley: I don’t wanna know Aziraphale: Pity I can’t use yours. Angel, demon, we’d explode. See you in Tadfield, move your ass-buns Crowley: w-what? Aziraphale: Tadfield Crowley: I heard you, I was just thrown off by the ass-buns
Aziraphale: Do something! Crowley: I’m having a heartfelt moment here! (instead of just “a moment”)
Crowley: Rest in peace. You were a beautiful car (has double meaning, both “good” and “beautiful”, it’s the word Aziraphale uses to describe the goodness in Crowley. originally it’s just “a good car”)
Gabriel: God doesn’t play games with the Universe Crowley: Where do you even live? (instead of “where have you been?”)
Crowley: You can stay at my place if you want (the word choice kind of implies that Aziraphale can stay for as long as he needs or wants to) Aziraphale: I’m afraid my people won’t like that Crowley: you don’t have your people anymore. neither of us do. we’re our own and each other’s people now.
Crowley: let me seduce you to a spot of lunch Aziraphale: I succumb to your seduction
Aziraphale: I want to think that nothing would’ve worked if deep in your soul you weren’t a bit good (can be translated as “beautiful”) Crowley: and if you, deep in your soul, weren’t to a certain degree a bastard who is worth getting closer acquainted with. to your well-being (literal translation of ukrainian “cheers”) and to this world. Aziraphale: to this world.
this mf gay
would be really the only reasonable assumption for Puss to have made when death was first getting all up in his business and it is hilarious to imagine his thought process realizing that he is NOT BEING FLIRTED WITH AT ALL
I think he's trying to tell us something lol.
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핑크빛 상남자 COOKY 귀여운 외모에 짙은 눈썹, 깜찍한 몸매에 거친 야성을 간직한 반전 매력의 토끼. 모두에게 거칠지만 내 친구에겐 더 거친 쿠키는 화가 나면 울끈불끈 근육질로 변하니, 토끼라고 무시하면 큰 코 다칩니다. Created by JungKook
Pink Cool Guy COOKY Dark eyebrows on a cute face, an adorable body that holds his rough, wild nature, [Cooky] is a bunny with unexpected charm. He may seem rough to everyone, but to my friends, when an even more rough Cooky gets mad, he changes into his with his rippling muscular build, so if you look down on him for being a bunny, you’ll pay the price. Created by JungKook
Trans cr: Kylie @ allforbts © Please take credit when taking out
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What the fuck have they done to my baby? What the fuck is that ai fucking boogyman looking shit?