5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel Is Such A Bullshit Game

5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel is such a bullshit game

Nobody wins this on skill

You win after bumbling for a hundred or so moves and accidentally lining your queen up in a way that if it travels to the past of an alternate dimension is can kill one of thirty enemy kings that exist across all EVERYTHING

I've played this so many times and the only strategy I have so far is, if you're about to be checkmated, redefine presence. Your impossible to stop oncoming death won't take place because it's technically in the future which hasn't happened yet

Can we go back and time and kill the original inventor of chess please?

DAMNIT ITS LOSS

THERES LOSS IN THE BACKGROUND

ITS ALWAYS FUCKING LOSS

My beloved

Me and my Dad leaned how to make steak

Only like 4oz practice pieces but it went well, here's the picture of one I did by myself

My computer does not have the best graphics, but neither are they bad

So if I can't run your simple, low action game, on the lowest of settings, then you have failed as a game designer

Valve could do this and it could run on a potato

You are not triple A, stop requiring triple A graphics

Meet Klaus

“So you’re telling me you can’t die?” “No, I’m telling you I can’t stay dead. There’s a difference, Trust me.”