Happy Birthday Eren Yeager

Happy Birthday Eren Yeager😍😮‍💨🙈

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PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTE OMG!!!

anyone please ask your crush out like this

chapter 1: the meeting

“hi, my stars!” you say to the camera with a smile. “welcome to or welcome back to my channel! lowkey a bit scared for today’s video. today i’m gonna be going on omegle. i haven’t been on omegle since i was like, 12, so this will be fun.” you finished with a sarcastic smile.

you moved your mouse to the blue button and clicked.

the empty square was soon filled by two pretty girls, with a pinkpantheress song lightly playing in the background. one had burgundy curly hair, and the other had blonde hair.

you smiled. “you two are gorgeous. i love your hair!” you complemented, which made them both grin.

“what the fuck, so are you!” the blonde one said.

the burgundy haired girl looked at you confused. “hey, i know you from somewhere.”

you acted clueless. “really? from where.”

“dude, you’re y/n!” she finally realized and shouted, with wide eyes.

“no way! i follow your twitter, you’re fucking hilarious,” the blonde girl said.

“thanks, i’m flattered,” you responded, while smiling.

“holy shit, are you filming right now?”

“maybe. maybe not.” you replied.

“we’ll let you continue then, bye!” the burgundy haired girl said with a smile, before pressing the stop button.

you looked into the camera. “maybe omegle isn’t that bad. they were absolute angels.”

though, you quickly took your statement back after pressing the start button and seeing a dick.

“authorities!” you shouted in horror before clicking the stop button.

it went like that for about 20 minutes. meeting some cute fans, seeing exposed dicks and even running into the occasional southern racist.

“last one for today. please don’t be a fucking dick or i’ll scream.” you said and briefly closed your eyes, before opening them and pressing start.

“hi,” you greeted the person.

the person was hot. like really hot. he wore a black turtleneck with a small necklace that had a gold key pendant on it. his brown hair was pulled into a messy half-up, half-down hairstyle.

“hello, love.” he said with a smile. he had an accent, which made him 10x more attractive. the nickname honestly gave you butterflies and you were sure that if you were white, your cheeks would be red as fuck. thank god for melanin.

“i like your accent, where are you from?” you questioned.

“germany, but i moved to england when i was 4.” he paused. “what about you?”

“new york.” you told him, as you scanned his background. there was a shelf behind him that had a couple of cameras, along with some books and a little plant.

“you’re into photography?” you asked.

he looked at you, with a look that said ‘how do you know that?’ before he remembered the shelf behind him.

“yes. i’m in college for photography.” he was smiling. it was clear that he loved the activity.

you smiled back, with your head rested on your hand. “you’re gonna go professional?”

“hopefully. after college, yes.”

“maybe you should come take some pictures of me,” you joked.

“maybe i should. you’re very pretty.”

it was embarrassing, really. you grinning widely because of some british guy on omegle. but, he was just so, charming.

“thank you, uh,”

“eren”

“y/n”

you checked the time on your macbook and realized that you had been talking to this guy for 25 minutes. way more than you had been intending.

“oh shit, eren i gotta go.” you said, sadly. “it was nice meeting you!” you smiled.

“likewise, darling.” he responded before you exited.

you looked at the camera. “why was he the hottest man i’ve ever met? anyways, that’s all for this video. hope you enjoyed! love you to the moon and back!” you finished and blew a kiss to the camera.

soooo excited for this

i love british photographer eren

sweet dreams

pairing: draken x fem!reader (reader is referred to as mama)

genre/wc: fluff (0.5k+)

a/n: UHM father!draken (timeskip, ofc) on the mind. this is mostly interaction between draken and his daugther—reader is just sleeping LMAO.

the red numbers on draken's bedside clock change to 2:34 AM. draken is fast asleep, as are you. both of you are knocked out from the strenuous labours of work and parenting life for a 6 year old girl. she is fast asleep as well—at least, the two of you thought so.

draken's chest slowly rises and falls with every light snore he emits, one palm splayed across his stomach and the other resting on your's. you have a leg stretched over his', and your hand is dangerously near his face. not that draken notices.

then, a small pat on his bicep. another pat, and another one. he doesn't notice those either.

".. dada? wake up dada," your little girl calls out. her tiny hand rests on her father's skin for a moment, before she continues to pat. she tries a few more times, until she grows frustrated at his lack of response. with a grumble, she frowns. "dada!" she yells out. admittedly, it was a little too loud for 2:36 AM, but—it did the job.

draken awakes in a shock, and sits up quickly. his black hair splays across his face as he frantically looks for his daughter, the source of his wake-up. he would recognize that sweet voice anywhere. deep down, he was worried something had happened to his baby girl. then, his eyes lower down to the small body by his table, before he looks at the clock: 2:37 AM.

his daugther's big eyes are staring up at him in wait.

"hey there," draken whispers. reaching over, his two hands snake under her arms to lift her up and over his body effortlessly. she giggles in the process, and you stir around next to them. draken spares a glance at you, before signaling his daugther to quiet down with a small smile. "what are you doing up, hm? did something happen? tell dada." draken presses a kiss to his little girl's cheek, and she quietly laughs again.

she situates herself more comfortably on draken's lap, before she clutches her bunny plushie closer to her chest. draken twiddles with the fur on its belly, before he switches over to her's, tickling her tummy with light touches. she squeals and draken chuckles as she shys away from his touch.

"did something happen?" draken asks again. your daugther nods.

"... nightmare, dada." her lips purse, and she returns closer to her father's protective figure. "—scary, it was scary, can i sleep with you and mama?"

draken nods immediately, and hugs his baby closer to his chest. he rubs soothing shapes into her back. a warmth sparks through him when he feels her arms wrap themselves around his body, squeezing him tightly. the bunny now long forgotten.

"of course. if you sleep with us, you'll have sweet dreams, yeah?" draken suggests, his eyes widening in the pale shine of the night. your daughter nods again, this time much more energetic and satisfied.

as draken situates her between his and your's bodies, he leans over to place a kiss on your forehead. then, he places another on his girl’s cheek, before adjusting himself under the covers.

"goodnight, dada. 'night," she yawns and hugs her father's arm to her, ".. mama."

as the clock on draken's bedside table switches to 2:45 AM, your eyes peek open for the first time that night. having heard the loving conversation between your husband and daughter, you close them again. but, not before snuggling closer to the lights of your life.

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chapter 6: thank sasha for being born

* italics are parts which are edited into the youtube video!!

“hey, wassup guys!” connie exclaimed to the vlog camera in his hands. “we haven’t posted on this account in like two or three months, so we thought it was time to revive bigcheese4000.”

he flipped the camera to sasha, who was currently sitting on the couch, scrolling through tiktok.

“it’s currently this fuckers birthday.” he says and pointed his finger directly in her face, which resulted in her biting it.

a party hat was then edited on her head before shitty edit of her appeared, that was made by connie. you, jean and connie were singing a horrible, uncoordinated version of happy birthday in the background.

he then turned the camera to jean. “and here’s the one and only, horseface.” connie says with a giggle and jean flipped him off.

“we’re just waiting for y/n to hurry her snail ass up so we can go.”

“fuck you! i heard that.”

connie laughed and faced the camera towards sasha once more. “so. while we wait. sasha, what do you want to do today?”

her brown eyes lit up and she smiled. “okay. i was thinking about the mall. there’s this bomb ass boba place me and y/n went to that’s in there.” she started. “we could shop for a bit, go to the trampoline place and then food.”

“you definitely planned that out last night.”

“and so what?”

before they started their bickering, you were finally finished and came down the stairs.

connie turned the camera to her and sighed. “fucking finally.” to which she flipped him off.

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“so, we made it to the mall.” you said to the camera while zooming into sasha and jean’s faces as they order boba. connie was sitting at the table with you.

“we almost died because of your shit driving, but we did in fact make it.”

“i hope they poison your drink, bitch.” you replied with an eye-roll, before flipping the camera to yourself.

“after this, i was thinking of going to sephora to buy sasha her own charlotte tilbury setting spray, since she keeps snatching mine.”

you flipped the camera again, towards your friends with the drinks in their hands. “they got fucking the goods.”

they extended their arms and gave the appropriate drinks to their friends, who then stood up from the chairs.

“where are we going now, birthday girl?”

sasha giggled and furrowed her eyebrows. “hmm. urban outfitters?”

“let’s fucking go.” connie said before shooting a peace sign to the camera.

there was then a montage of you guys shopping, with rich minion by yeat playing in the background. (connie edited the video. clearly.) there were clips of you guys trying on random hats, dancing, laughing and of course shopping. the hand motions ‘🤟,✌️, & 🖕’ being used in a lot of them.

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“we’re at the trampoline park now. i’m so fucking excited. you have no idea.” sasha said to the camera while grinning widely. she now had on a plastic crown on her head that had ‘birthday girl’ on it. its was honestly too small for her head and kinda ugly but she liked it.

the group put on the socks they were given and sasha and y/n ran to one of the trampolines and started jumping.

“they’re going fucking crazy.” connie said, laughing, before immediately following them.

“i’m friends with children.” jean told the camera, unimpressed. he zoomed into them trying to push each other into the pit filled with foam blocks. they then looked over at jean and started chanting his name, which caused him to follow them in utter embarrassment.

“fuck these guys.” he said before pushing them all into the foam block pit and laughing.

“you monster!”

the video ended there. and the horrible birthday edit started again, ending the entire video.

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not much eren in this chap but plenty friend group content!! i love them sm

honestly idk where the name bigcheese came from but it lowkey fits

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