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Hai baby girl ~😘

If your request is open may i've a headcannon for Eren , Armin,reiner, falco and Berthold with Wife reader ( Separately ) .... So, the wife's reader is watching her children who are playing outside while knitting to make dolls...Wife reader also likes making cakes and bakery .... please, sorry if I confused you...The point is their reaction to seeing that... Plus I also want to know how they will react when their children are the Titan shifter

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Attack on Titan ~Sweet domestic life's scene~

Manga/anime: Attack on Titan

Warnings: nothing

(Y/N): your name

(S/O): significant other

The headcanons of them with children who are titan shifter are here.

Premise

S/O has just opened the front door of his, his wife (Y/N) and his son and daughter's house, tired from an intense training session.

However, he's surprised to find neither his wife nor his children at home, so he decides to look for them at the back of their garden, and there he finds them: (Y/N) is sitting under the gazebo in the center of their garden, holding a doll, which she's finishing sewing, but never taking her eyes off her children; their five-year-old son is playing with the ball against the fence which delimits the garden area, and which he had struggled to build, and their two-year-old daughter is playing with the two dolls his wife had given her on her last birthdays.

Furthermore, on the table next to (Y/N) there are chocolate biscuits prepared the day before and a very inviting looking tart, probably prepared that day for the children's snack.

Eren Y.

He'll remain watching you on the doorframe overlooking the garden for a few minutes -or that's what he'll think, because it'll actually be an hour-

He'll stare at you with a sweet look until your children notice him and run around him

During his hour of contemplation of you he'll wonder how lucky he's to have become your husband and the father of your children and, after greeting your children, he'll come to hug you and give you a kiss, murmuring: "Tadaima (I'm home)."

After letting you go from his embrace, you'll all sit around the table to eat your desserts, which he loves: he really appreciates your passion for cooking, and he and your children love to taste everything you cook

And so, while he enjoys the afternoon with his family, he'll swear he'll do everything to protect you

Armin A.

He'll smile sweetly as he looks at you, thinking both of the beauty of his family and the happiness of tasting your desserts

Regarding your desserts, he also appreciates your skill in making them and, if you ever want to open a bakery or pastry shop, he'll be your supporter and first customer

Returning to the idyllic scene, he'll greet you and your children and then sit next to you, telling you about his day and watching your children with you

Furthermore, every now and then he'll move his gaze from the children to you, watching you work on the doll with affection, sometimes gently moving a lock of hair ended up in front of your eyes, other times giving you sweet and delicate kisses on the cheek

After a few hours spent chatting with you, you'll have dinner together and then eat a slice of your cake; after, you'll lie in bed, and he'll hope the same will happen the next day

Reiner B.

I think he might be moved to see you and your children: Reiner is a broken person, and he doesn't think he deserves the joy of having a family

So, he'll run towards you and hold you tight, murmuring many thanks to you, and then move on to your children, stunned to see their father so upset

After calming him, you'll have him sit next to you, continuing to whisper comforting words to him, while you watch your children together and he's hugging you, not wanting to let you go

Only after calming down, he'll notice your sweets, of which he's very proud: he always brags to all his friends about your great skills in creating delicious desserts and bakery!

You'll all be happy to eat your sweets and end your day

Bertholdt H.

He'll reveal himself immediately because, due to his enormous shyness, he'll feel very embarrassed and blush if he's caught staring at you

He'll go first to greet your children, who are as shy as him -in fact, their greeting will be quite embarrassing-, and then to hug you, not avoiding blushing

After greeting you, he'll play first tag and then hide and seek with your children, but, before going to them, he'll steal a biscuit from the plate

He loves your desserts and, every time he has to be away from home for the whole day, he brings a slice of your cake for a snack and a homemade sandwich for lunch

You'll all remain together in the garden for the whole evening, and the desserts will remain forgotten

Falco G.

His heart will be full of love and beat strongly when he sees that scenario, and he'll feel truly lucky to be a spectator of it

He'll approach you only when you notice him, as he doesn't want to break that beautiful image with his presence, and he'll hug you and then play with your children

After playing with them for a few hours, he'll decide to dedicate some time to you: he'll sit next to you and blush brightly when you put yourself in his lap and, after he recovers, he'll wrap his arms around you, and so you two will cuddle

While you cuddle, he'll talk to you about the possibility of you opening a bakery: he has always encouraged you to do so, because he loves your sweets and is confident you'll conquer everyone with them

Know he's truly happy with his family and would never want to change it

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Attack on Titan ~My children are titan shifters?!~

Manga/anime: Attack on Titan

Warnings: nothing

The request is here.

Eren Y.

He could get very angry, especially if his children wanted to be titans

Instead, if they were forced to become them, he'll get even more angry with the higher ups, and he may even try to attack them

He'll be very worried if they're forced to go to the front lines and, if they're ever in danger, he'll transform into a titan -if he isn't already in that form- and go to them

For example, an enemy had managed to force them out of their titan; he rushed away from the enemy in less than a second to save them and then he received a good scolding from his teammates and superiors

Your children will know nothing will happen to them as long as he's with them

Armin A.

He'll try to dissuade his children from becoming titans if they've a choice or the higher ups if they've no choice

When he doesn't succeed, he'll still attempt in every way to protect them, even manipulating them or his superiors with his words

However, he'll sometimes be prevented from saving them due to his inability to transform himself into a titan because, if he does so, he'll risk worsening their situation

However, what will make him much sadder will be their short life expectancy

Therefore, he'll do everything to spend time with your family, before he or your children die

Reiner B.

One word: sadness

He'll be very sad if your children decide to become titans, and he'll surely beg Marley's officials -and even your own children if they're the ones who propose themselves as Warrior Candidate- not to turn them into them

Furthermore, he'll feel very sorry for you, because you'll be alone after all your family passes away

He'll be firm on one thing: if your children have to carry out a mission similar to his, he'll firmly oppose it to prevent the same thing that happened to his from happening to them

And rest assured: Marley's Shield will never allow your children to be harmed

Bertholdt H.

He won't have the strength to oppose either your children or the Marleyan officials (let's be realistic: between you two, you're the strict parent)

He too, like Armin, won't be able to intervene directly if your children are in danger, but he'll ask one of his fellow Warriors (probably Reiner) to save them

And, like Reiner, he too will try to prevent them from carrying out a mission equal to his

Whenever he can, he'll spend time with you and your children because he'll know their time is running out

He'll hope you and they will still be able to live out their final years happily and peacefully

Falco G.

Besides being sad, he'll also be angry and disappointed, but not with you or your children: he'll mentally reproach himself and be disappointed in himself for failing to adequately protect them

In addition, if they voluntarily want to be titans, he'll be even more sad and disappointed in himself for not having taught them how excruciating being a titan shifter can be

Every night before all the battles he'll pray and beg everything will be okay and nothing will happen to them

During battles he'll attempt to stay close to them, for example flying by them in his titan form

His favorite moments with your family will be when he and your children return from the battlefield, when he can finally hug you

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HELLO I JUST WANTED TO SAY THE AOT CHARACTER IVKS KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT BUT ALSO HAVE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP SO THANK YOU!!!!

And!!!!

Can I ask for AOT character's as parents but like.. the stuff they do wrong that their spouse would get mad at them for and that makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE like??? "Why did you use a solo cup to feed Charles?" "All the bottles were dirty." I am LIVING for this stuff rn 😭😂

this is so fucking funny please. i love a good crack post, esp when its aot characters being stupid. here are some aot characters x stupid parent moments. also thank u for reading the icks im super glad they made you laugh ^v^ 

eren doesnt feed his babies real food. like food that will actually provide their growing bodies w nutrients and vitamins. you ask him to pack their lunch for school and you look over and see him putting in the whackiest shit: a few peanuts, a bag of cheetos, some oreos, a singular laffy-taffy. hes sick for that. also when his babies are really young and cant eat solid foods yet hes like babe can i give them a bite of pizza? can i let them try this cookie? NAUR 

mikasa read once that talking to your baby in a normal adult voice provides faster growth and development so she refuses to talk in a baby voice or play with your kid in a child-like manner. she speaks to your baby like a normal ass person (which has its pros!) but is so fucking funny to see her converse with the 2 year old like theyre 30 and paying a mortgage. shes like “what would you like for a snack?” and the baby babbles complete nonsense and shes like “ok, i dont understand that, can you enunciate a little more?” or the baby is making a mess and shes openly says “stop. thats annoying” WHAT DO U MEAN UR BABY IS BEING ANNOYING LMFAOOOOO

armin is that weird parent that doesnt let his kid watch shows like spongebob because he thinks its somehow connected to witchcraft and doesnt teach ur kid anything. like he only lets ur kid watch tv if its an educational program (fun police fr). you come home to him and ur 3 year old watching a documentary on photosynthesis. LET UR BABY WATCH SOMETHING NORMAL LIKE DORA DAMN

mentioned this before but jean lets his kids pick out their own clothes to support their decisions and encourage self expression and confidence! but the issue w that is the fact that his kid is like 5 and picks the ugliest shit that does not match....like at all.....so they leave the house looking homeless. im talking you come home and ur kid is wearing neon orange pants with brown boots and a yellow and purple blouse that says something stupid like TROUBLEMAKER <3 and ur like jean. tell me they didnt leave the house like that. (they did.)

connie complains about changing ur kids diaper every time he does it. EVERY SINGLE TIME. he still does it, but not without being such a fucking baby about it. youve been home alone watching ur baby all day and connie finally comes home and u guys are hanging out and ur like babe can you please change them im exhausted from today and hes like EW it smells so bad :/ or GROSS IT GOT ON MY HAND >:( and you can feel your eye twitching bc ur covered in baby poop and spit from the entire day 

sasha openly swears around ur child and then acts dumb/surprised when they repeat her words. she doesnt even think to censor herself when ur baby cant talk yet so shes all FUCK and SHIT around the house. which is fine until your baby’s first word is bitch and shes like O.O WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT. you come home and shes like show mama/dada/whoever what you learned today! and ur baby looks you dead in ur eyes and says bitch.

reiner does puzzles with your kid but gets equally if not more frustrated than they do when he cant figure it out. theyre doing a butterfly puzzle and reiner is trying to teach them how to separate the corner and edge pieces first. once they get to the middle pieces, the two of them are putting any piece anywhere it kinda fits, trying every combination and turning each piece every which way. he starts to get overwhelmed because why is this puzzle for eight year olds so fucking hard and ur daughter notices and is like “dad, its ok, i kinda wanna play dolls instead anyways”

im stealing ur example w the bottle for porco because its so fucking him. so nonchalant he doesnt even think twice about it. hes like oh the bottles are all dirty? why would i LOGICALLY THINK TO WASH ONE when i could just give them formula in a plastic cup? hes so fucking stupid he doesnt understand that babies like struggle swallowing and cant sip and stuff so hes like why arent you drinking? must not be hungry :/ IDIOT

streamer! eren who does not give two shits about his fangirls and will never hesitate to give them a lecture about how he’s so not interested in them and only has eyes for you <3

streamer! eren who has embrassing and teeth rooting sweet photos of the two of you as his widgets and app icons on his phone

streamer! eren who’s chat(+all his friends) never fails to tease him abt it

streamer! eren who posts daily pictures of you doing the most basic things on his public twitter just so he can show off his hot gf !!

streamer! eren who posted “GUYS Y/N POSTED THE ABSOUKETE HOTTEST PICTURE OF HERSELF AND ME SHE POSTED ME OML IM GONNA MARRY HER SHES SO CUTE AHHH I LOVE HER SNDBJRRJ” with all the typos and everything onto his public twitter on accident.. his chat is still harassing him about it

streamer! eren who is always rambling on and on about you without even knowing… no like jean will have to step in and be like “LISTEN ASSHOLE WE GET IT NOW SHUT UP ABT Y/N AND PLAY THE DAMN GAME” and erens starts hard core blushing

streamer! eren who is constantly denying his chat of streaming with you because “no guys.. shes MY girlfriend NOT yours” or he’ll be like “she’s too hot anyways so all your eyes will melt”

streamer! eren who’ll read compliments from his chat and say a genuine thanks but when you text him “i’ll be home in five can’t wait to see your ugly ass 😩 “ he’ll be blushing so hard… AND THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN THAT HIS CHAT LITERALY KNOWS WHEN YOU TEXT HIM

streamer! eren who loses a bet and streams with you

streamer! eren who is defending him and your relationship with his life as his chat goes “hmm you sure this is your girlfriend because she’s looking a lot like mine” “please y/n step on me” “PLEASE STREAM MORE OFTEN”

streamer! eren who simply grins at his chat after you kissed him because you wanted to remind him you have eyes for him and only him

streamer! eren who is incapable of loving anyone else as much as he loves you.

Modern! College/Roommate Eren Jaeger Headcannon!

Modern! College/Roommate Eren Jaeger Headcannon!

Warnings: Eren having the personality of a highschool boy. Mentions of parties and drinking. Lots of fluff! Reader and Eren are pining for each other so badly oh my goddd! Overall just romantic feelings! She/Her pronouns are used!

A/N: As a college student, it felt like i needed to write this! Please enjoy!!

Eren Jaeger

* Oh my fucking god here we go

*Here we fuckin gooooo

* alright everyone buckle tf up

* Cause you’re in for a long oneee

* i hate himmmm ughhhh

* Anywayssss

* So damn chaotic and FOR WHAT

* Eren Jaeger as a roommate🙄 I swear to fuck…this boy won’t leave you alone

* Like forreal If he’s not playing video games or doing school work, guess what he’s doing!

* ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF YOU

* “Hey Y/n did you know did you know that female bees kill the male bees after they’re done doing the diddle”😀

* “Hey Eren…shutup”

* “Y/n would you fuck me if I was Nate Jacobs?”

* “Eren for the love of god I cannot wait for our lease to be up”🥲

* “You don’t mean that”

* “Maybe I do”

* You don’t actually mean it…

* you met Eren through an online college campus roommate finder and you were desperate

* you needed somewhere to live affordably and you ended up matching with Eren

* Although living with a boy wasn’t your first option you ended up agreeing because the term was over and you needed a place for the next school year ASAP

* At first Eren was pretty quiet and tip-toed around you

* “Eren, I don’t bite you can be more verbal with me”

*silence*

* It took a bit for him to come out of his shell but when did….oh boy you rethought a lot of things

* Mans is a straightup MENACE

* The kitchen is ALWAYS messy😠

* It’s not that he doesn’t know how to use the dishwasher he’s just lazy so he leaves everything in the sink

*he also leaves out numerous drinking glasses everywhere

*has literally so many waterbottles on his nightstand cause he’s lazy and forgets to wash them

* Which means you have to clean up after him🙄

* His room is also messy and you have to force him to clean it every week

*lowkey help him sort his blacks,whites, and colors for laundry

*thought it was funny to buy tidepods and almost ate one for shits and giggles

* He leaves shit everywhere in the bathroom. Like his deodorant and toothbrush and toothpaste are always on the counter along with his hairbrush

* Sometimes he thinks its funny and sprays AXE body spray all around him and in the bathroom just to piss you off

* “Eren what the hell? Are you a 12 year old boy?! Stop using AXE and get some real cologne”

* “Damn Y/n what if I was a 12 year old that means you’re a pedoooo”

* 🙄

* He purposely missed the point

*also he leaves his backpack in the weirdest places

*like on the counter,

*on the floor in the bathroom

*he even left it out in the middle of your apartment hallway and was freaking out cause he didnt know where it went

*🙄

*Eren loves playing video games, like I stated before, if he’s not playing video games he’s always up in your business

*but when he IS playing video games…he’s LOUD

*Eren radiates 👹👹👹 energy when he plays games

*he bullies kids on Roblox

*you yelled at him for that

*He also has major temper tantrums during COD

*Almost broke his controller once for throwing it at the wall

*Has a headset and is always saying the worst things to Armin, Jean, and Connie during games

* “Jean if you weren’t such a fucking degenerate maybe we’d actually win a damn round, get your head out of your fucking ass AND PLAY-“

* “I swear I am fucking all your guy’s moms after this round, love me some milfs-“

*also loves minecraft, he spends hours creating his minecraft world and shows it off to you

* “Y/n come look at the fish tank I have my living room in minecraft and oh LOOK AT MY CAT!!”

* “these fuckin minecrafts spiders fuckin die”

* you question if he’s actually in middle school or not

*you find it funny but it gets distracting everytime you try to do homework

* He randomly wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to make popcorn or ramen at like 3AM

* Also chugs water very loudly for no reason

* And it causes you to wake up and stand in the kitchen like 🧍🏻‍♀️

* This man doesn’t know how to BE QUIET

* Loudest roommate ever i swear

* He carries a speaker around and plays the dumbest shit

* Spongebob Remixes

* Minecraft sounds for 10 hours

* His favorites are the Wii Remix and the Home Depot Remix

* For fucks sake

* Like boy what the hell

* “Eren turn that shit down”

* “No”😊

* Will walk with you to classes

* Likes getting lunch with you at the dining hall on campus too, and he always pigs out and gets 5 plates of different food and 2 plates of desserts

* “Holy shit Eren slow the fuck down and actually taste your food jeez..”

* “Don’t tell me how to live my life woman”🙄

* He’s so annoying in class…

* He does pretty well in school

* He loves going to the library with you and working on homework

* He likes it when you ask for his help it makes him feel useful

* He will help you study

* A sense of pride washes over him everytime you do well on a test or quiz and he gets so cocky

* “Eren!! I got an A on my Biology test in Professor Zoë’s class!!”

* “Well no shit its because I helped you”😌

* As much as he does well in school, he’s so aggravating sometimes

* Literally he just sits next to you and stares at you hoping he’ll get a reaction

* He likes passing notes to you, even though you sit right next to each other

* Is always on his phone too

* He got his phone taken away countless times by Professor Ackerman

* And Dr.Erwin Smith has written him up too

* You’ve learned how to ignore him at times

* But sometimes you join in on his antics

* Especially during a lecture where you both can’t sit still and listen, you’ll both spam the groupchat.

* Your friends consist of Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Historia, Ymir, Annie, Reiner and Bertholdt.

* Occasionally on the weekend you and Eren decide to have the group over for some drinks and play games

* Eren’s ego never lets him lose

* You can’t throw parties since you two live in an apartment complex. But Jean, Sasha and Connie live in a rundown house across from campus and y’all know they’re throwing the best parties every weekend

* You and Eren try to go as much as you can

* The police have come to their house a couple of times, and you and Eren have become pros at jumping fences and running

* He always escapes first as he sees those lights on the cop cars

*Literally sprinting back

*Occasionally you get left behind in the ruckus😭😭

* “Y/n hurry the fuck up we’re gonna get caught!!”

* “Fuck you Eren I suck at running WAIT UP—“

* Honestly those moments are the moments you look back and laugh about with him

* Eren always drives you around

* He lovesss Mcdonalds and Taco bell

* And always pays for you

* Will occasionally wake you up when he can’t fall asleep and go on late night drives with you

* Likes listening to calming Lofi music

* Literally, he has the biggest fucking attitude its so annoying, he’s so sassy

* He is lowkey egotistical and narcissistic too

* But you deal with it anyways since he brings home takeout every week

* Will be so passive towards you if you ever bring over a guy you’re seeing

* Will give you shit for it too

* “Why even bother bringing HIM here, I’m clearly better “

* “Literally that guy was so ugly Y/n do better”

* You’re just like 🥲

* “Eren…we’re not even dating”

* “I know, but no man is good enough for you”

* 🥺🥰🥺🥰

* That’s how you feel^

*when you got your heartbroken by a guy you met on Tinder

*Oh god Eren was pissed

* “No Y/n tell me his fucking name right fucking now I swear to God I’m going to kill him. He cannot be so fucking disrespectful towards my favorite girl and get the fuck away with it.”

*He was almost yelling, he was just so mad. He hates seeing you so sad and down over a boy who doesnt deserve you

*You could only think about how he called you his “favorite girl” for weeks after that incident

* He always purposefully makes you blush

* Always flustering you

* He likes to wrap an arm around your waist whenever you guys go out to meet your friends on the weekends

* Everyone asks if you’re dating

* “No-he’s just my roommate”😳

* “Don’t listen to her, we’ve been together for 5 years”

* You give him a 😑 look everytime he says that

* Deep down you wish he would ask you to be his girlfriend. You’ve cry over him a lot when he’s asleep.

* He makes you so confused

* He acts like you guys are dating sometimes

* And its so confusing, especially when he also flirts with other girls too

* Mikasa is lowkey tired of hearing about it

* “Y/n just tell him how you feel, it’ll make both of you guys feel better. Just be honest”

* ☹️ “I know”

* Eren on the otherhand is so deeply in love with you that he doesnt even realize it

* His personality is naturally outgoing and protective of those he loves and cares for

* But when it comes to you, he sees you in a different light (he just thinks its natural to act differently for you but he doesn’t truly understand his own feelings :(( )

* He’s not the fondest of you going out with Mikasa, Sasha, Historia, Annie and Ymir sometimes

* “Y/n there’s creeps out there especially at night”

* “‘Ren, we always go out, nothing’s going to happen”

* He trusts you, but the thought of you being with someone that isnt him really gets him irritated.

* He overthinks a lot when you go out and texts you a lot

* Hates it when you don’t respond and will get antsy and try to call you

* He hates it whenever you get over the top drunk

* But lowkey doesn’t mind taking care of you even if you’re drunk crying

* He’s so sweet

* But still a dumbass

* Deep down Eren loves living with you, you keep him grounded and true to himself

* He loves the way your eyes slightly light up whenever you see him walk through the door

* He loves when you remember certain things about him

* He introduced you to his mom and his mother always asks about you

* You go to dinner at her place sometimes and she shows you pictures from when Eren was younger

* It only makes you fall more in love with him

* You hate not being honest with your feelings, but he makes you so nervous

* He always stares into your eyes so deeply and it makes you feel butterflies

* But you remember he flirts with other girls too and it makes you insecure

* You wish you had confidence to tell him straightup

* And he wishes the same for himself

* One night Eren had a huge confidence boost

* You two were on the couch watching The Office and everything was quiet

* You had your head on his shoulder

* It felt like the world went still and it was just the two of you

* You could feel the tension in the room but didn’t want to say anything so you kept quiet

* Until Eren spoke

* “Hey Y/n”

* “Yeah ‘Ren?”

* “I thought you looked really pretty today”

* Your heart jumped

* “I know I always stare but today you haven’t left my mind”

* You didnt even know what to say

* You shifted and lifted your head from his shoulder to look at him better

* “Eren…think about what you’re saying”

* “I have been thinking…ever since the day I met you”

* “Y/n, I think I like you”

* *facepalms*

* He likes you he was just awkward in saying it

* A smile formed on your lips

* “It’s about damn time” you said

* He looked at you like 🤨

* “What do you mean?”

* You roll your eyes

* “Eren I’ve liked you from day 1, I’ve been waiting all this time..”

* “Well maybe if you’d woman up a bit and TELL ME”

* you slap his chest and fully lean into him

* The rest of the night was so fucking wholesome, he fed you some popcorn and walked you to your room.

* Before you were able to turn around and go towards your bed, he put a gentle kiss on your forehead.

* “Thank you for being the best roommate and my bestfriend Y/n, let’s talk more about us in the morning mmk?”

* You could only nod and smile

* “Yeah,, goodnight Eren”

* You shut the door and got ready for bed and you knew you were going to have the best sleep that night.

* Eren Jaeger might be such an annoying brat, but he somehow carved his name into your heart

* From late night food runs, to school, to everything else in between, you truly couldn’t have asked for a better roommate and person to have in your life

* I LOVE THIS CONCEPT SO MUCH

* PLEASEEE I WISH HE WAS REAL

A/N (again): Damn, i’m down HORRENDOUSLY for this man…and i have no shameeeee! Anyways I hope you enjoyed this🥺 i thought it was cute and wholesome! Please let me know what you think! Loveeee <33

Eren with Newborn& Blackfem!S/o

Note: This was a request and I ABSOLUTELY had to get on it like my fingers were going a mile a minute😭 I hope y’all enjoy this as much as I did💞✨

-Eren actually cries when he holds the baby for the first time and all he can do is stare because how?

-He never thought he could be capable of creating something this innocent and pure, something so beautiful 😳

-Y’all laugh about it after, about the way you screamed and the way he freaked out and cried

-Eren’s genuinely curious about why the baby looks like a plucked pink chicken and doesn’t look like you or him???

-S/O has to remind Eren that babies are new human beings and they have to grow into their looks and Eren wants to bet $100 that the baby’s eyes will look green like his own

-S/O laughs and accepts the bet, knowing damn well that baby eyes ain’t finna be green cause y’know, with her genes and dna being stronger or w.e it’ll be brown or some shade on that spectrum

-When Eren and S/O leave the hospital with their newborn baby and the hospital just lets them leave they feel like their kidnapping some kid lol

-Eren drives so carefully with you and the baby in the backseat, he swears on his mother’s grave he’ll get his family home safe🤞🏼💞

-Eren wants to name the baby after his mom but S/o is so set on the name she picked out for her first baby so y’all agree Carla can be the middle name

-Eren’s so stingy with the baby, more stingy than S/o cause that’s his baby baby, okay???

-If s/o isn’t holding the baby then Eren definitely has that baby in his hands or in one of those slings you wrap around ur body to put the baby in when you need your hands

-S/on will randomly touch his dick and make jokes like “Boy, this thang work!”

-Sweet boy blushes and rolls his eyes when you tease him 💓😖

-S/o looks at Eren sideways when he’s tryna crawl up in her pussy with out a condom now “Nigga If you don’t get up off me,” 🤬

-Y’all actually take contraceptives seriously now, but Eren whines abt the condoms cause he doesn’t really feel it so you get a iud and he bitches abt that too

-S/o feels weird abt her post partum body but Eren worships every inch of her cause she literally took the love he gave her and created a whole life with it like wtf that was just so fucking godly in Eren’s eyes

-When your momma comes over it’s literally just her and Eren fawning over the baby

-Diaper change? Burping? Bath time? Eren doesn’t know how to do it at first but he’s so dedicated he doesn’t need your help anymore and it’s just so cute to watch him be so careful and loving with your baby😫

-bites her lip at the thought of Eren putting another baby inside of her again and cringes at labor flashbacks😭

-Eren doesn’t even blink when the baby spits up on him anymore, like he’s totally over it and he doesn’t even wear shirts in the house anymore

-Whenever S/o starts getting depressed Eren takes the baby and stays at your mom’s house for a few days so you can sort yourself out but he sends u pictures all day and he facetimes you every night so y’all can sleep otp

-Like he props his phone up so u can see him and baby sleeping in the bed 🥺

-S/o gets nervous when she thinks about that pretty question Eren never asked her hoping it might be a possibility now that they had a family

-S/o try’s not to make it hot but Eren looks at her sideways when she’s sharing a lot of wedding ideas on her social media and doodling her name down as Y/n Jaeger

-Kinda thinks his last name looks good with your first name😗

-but when it’s just the three of you at the end of day Eren can’t help but think abt how hard he’ll fight for his family because it’s something he never really had 😖💕

Eren w BabyMama Headcanons

Note: This was a request and it was supposed to be light hearted but Yk me, gotta try out some angst but I ain’t know what I was doin???? So indulge me!!!

-First of all, on S/o’s behalf that baby was supposed to be sent back to Heaven

-Y’all know baby boy is toxic, this isn’t new

-S/o doesn’t find out until she’s 3 months and Eren’s not letting her kill it cause it’s his baby too

“So you’re a murderer?”

“No I’m-“

“You wanna kill our baby, you’re a murderer!”

-S/o genuinely despises him when he gets Mikasa involved cause you’re really not about to kill his baby🙄

-Things were kinda bad and Eren breaks up with S/o when she’s 6 months pregnant and she’s so hurt cause he convinced her to keep the baby and now he wants to break up

-Eren doesn’t leave her home alone though cause he doesn’t want S/o to do anything crazy to hurt herself or the baby

-S/o can’t even look at him, they don’t speak for weeks living in the same house and Eren hears her crying at night so he waits until she stops to go to sleep

-It’s like a stab to the heart when she tells him she doesn’t wanna be pregnant anymore and she really wants to get a abortion

-Eren’s hurt and he relishes in telling her it’s too late anyways.

-It’s depressing when S/o waits for Eren to come back to her since she was having his baby but he doesn’t make a move towards her and it hurts when she finds out he’s already with somebody else

-Of course Eren treats her good and takes care of her during her pregnancy, she can’t really complain but the way he mentally and emotionally fucked with her had her stuck in bed most days

-The rest of her pregnancy was depressing and s/o knows she’s gonna just give Eren his baby and run far away.

-When s/o has the baby she’s so in love. She forgets all about Eren when she looks at her baby and she remembers it’s her baby too

-Eren’s a great father, S/o wonders where all this love and care went when it came to her but would never dream of her baby growing up without a father so she lets Eren be a father

-Time flies and their baby is one year old and S/o finally builds up the courage to ask Eren about everything, about the way he acted, treated her, left her when she was pregnant

-Eren admits the truth, he left cause he was scared they’re so fuckin young but he swears he loves his family

-S/o tells him she wished he never treated her that way but she doesn’t regret it and they’re interrupted by their screaming toddler

-Eren doesn’t live with S/o and the baby but he’s there so much he doesn’t even live at his own place and S/o knows he won’t actually move in cause he has other women in his life

-Eren doesn’t let other women around his child, most of them don’t even know he has a child and S/o appreciates that

-They’re a family, not really but her baby has both of their parents so she’s happy

-Eren doesn’t touch you again and S/o doesn’t know how she feels about that but she knows if he was to ever touch her again she wouldn’t stop him

-Eren doesn’t miss important shit like appointments or holidays or birthdays and he gets distant as your child up grows cause of course he has his own life but he never fully disappears because he still never misses important shit

-S/o looks up and it’s her baby’s 9th Christmas and Eren’s there with his wife and his other kids opening presents and She feels a little sad cause that could of been her

-But they were so young and it was so long ago so S/o goes and joins everyone opening gifts

-It happens when her baby’s 11 years old after they see their child off to the first day of 6th grade. They grab a drink and all of sudden their back at S/o’s place

-11 years later Eren kisses you like the first time, touches you like the first time and S/o doesn’t stop him.

-Their older now, things have changed but he stills know which parts to touch and it makes her light up and tingle just like before

-When it’s over Eren goes back to his life and S/o goes back to her own with no regrets

-it’s like a time loop, S/o finds out when she’s 3 months and she’s terrified

-The next time he sees her she’s glowing and carrying low and Eren knows it’s all him

-S/o’s panicking about his wife, about his marriage, about his other kids and Eren doesn’t care about any of that when she suggests an abortion

“So you’re a murderer?”

mie….could we please get college au eren headcanons👉🏽👈🏽

Of course. I’m always thinking about his big head anyway <33 might as well put it good use.

One thing he learned in college is how to make his hyperfocus/fixation episodes work for him; that’s why he schedules all his classes as close together as possible. He’d rather have class back to back for 5 hours, than have it spread out with hours in between lectures, because that increases his changes of cutting.

You can always tell when he’s in class and/or what class he’s in by how much he responds to your messages. If he doesn’t text back at all, he’s in a class that hard or one he enjoys, or both. But if he’s sending you iMessage games, then you know he’s in his elective that he couldn’t care else about (and is probably cheating in someway somehow lmfao). 

He usually puts his phone on dnd when he’s in a class that’s important, but you’re in his favorite contacts, so your messages always ring through. What if it’s an emergency and you need him for something? Advanced Roots of Human Biology can wait. 

Some days there are one or two our breaks between his lectures, that’s just how the scheduling works out. When that happens, he usually sneaks into one of your lectures, or goes to your place to take a nap. Your roommates have become accustomed to him, honestly they’ve been considering giving him a key. 

Once, he didn’t realize that your lecture was basically a seminar, with you, the prof and maybe six other students. He still stayed lmao, and the prof was so amazed by his dedication, that she didn’t even mind. Occasionally, you’ll catch the two of them talking after lecture. It’s pretty cute the way she’s adopted him into the class even tho he’s not on the roster. 

You... have to show him where the library is lmfao. He genuinely has not stepped foot in one until you bring him to one. He likes it tho lmao once he gets used to it. 

Speaking of which, do not give him standard directions to find your classes on campus because all you’ll get is, “Babe, I’m gonna keep it real with you, I’ve never heard of the ‘West Quad’ a day in my life. What building are you near.”

He usually comes to see you in the library after all his lectures are done for the day. Sometimes he does homework, sometimes he’s just fucking around on his computer, sometimes he’s just bothering you. When you have to leave to go to class, he stays behind to watch your stuff so you don’t have to pack everything up and come back. 

Very protective when it comes to keeping your seat for you. No, you cannot take that chair to your table you good for nothing freshman; it’s reserved for you. 

He’ll drag you out of the library if you’ve been cooped up all day, tho. Eren will use his height and his strength against you to get you up. Placates you with kisses when he sees your angry expression, and promises to buy you food.

He takes your backpack for you when you’re walking together,m. His backpack is frustratingly light all the time, even during midterms. You swear all he’s got in there is a pencil and some flashcards. 

If you have night classes, he sticks around to walk you home after, especially in the winter when it gets dark faster. If he’s not already on campus, he’ll walk/drive back to meet you; he just doesn’t like you going home alone. Even if your friend/roommate is in the class with you, Eren will walk or drive the both of you home for his own sanity. 

He plays sports, so he usually has practice most evenings, but he’ll find a way to make time. If practice was particularly brutal, he’ll probably crash at your place.

He loves it when you come to meet him after practice. His whole face lights up and he waves obnoxiously, before he gathers up his stuff and all but sprints towards you. You get a cold water bottle to the face, or a bit of water splashed on you usually, which he takes immense amusement in. 

He knows it’s not possible for you to make it to all of his games, and usually it doesn’t bother him much; you’ve got your own life, and work to worry about. All he asks is that you wear his jersey, or any item of his sports apparel/merch on game day (he’s partial to hoodies).

By the time junior year rolls around, he’s not all that interested in attending parties that aren’t hosted by your friends; so, unless it’s at Connie, Jean, or Reiner and Bertholdt’s place, Eren will usually decline. Even team parties, he’s not crazy about unless it’s to celebrate a championship or something. He’d much rather celebrate with you. 

He does get excited about hosting parties though, and he and Jean become pretty damn good co-hosts. They don’t throw ragers, and that’s probably why Eren likes it so much. It’s usually your friend group and a couple plus ones, some good music, games, weed, and take-out. 

He’ll buy you coffee whenever you ask for it. The first time, he just orders something plain, not really knowing the difference between anything; but give it two or three tries, and he’ll get it perfect. He becomes so good that he can order you something new/different and you’ll love it. 

That’s kind of the start of his own coffee addiction, and more often than not, when he buys you a cup, he’s on his second or third of the day himself. The flavor has really grown on him, okay. 

He much prefers your apartment, but on occasion, he’ll ask you to come to his. You’ve been studying for so long, a change of environment should do you good, he claims. He’s a fucking liar tho because that’s all Eren Talk for “I do genuinely want you to come over, but my plans are to coerce you out of doing your assignments and doing me instead.”

Lmfao he adds you on Apple Watch Rings just so you can see him close his rings every day and laugh at you. Even if yours get closed by virtue of walking around campus or working out or whatever, his numbers are stupidly high because he fucking has practice at least 4 days of the week. 

Of course when you’re running on a soccer field for 2 hours every day, you close your Move Ring five times, Eren. Leave the rest of us alone. 

He buys you guys matching accessories for your keychains. It’s something pretty cute, and slightly random, but it reminded him of you. It also serves as a reminder to himself to take his fucking keys with him when he leaves his house. 

He sleeps like a fucking rock, so do not let him fall asleep in the library. Waking him up is a mission, and he’s never happy to be woken up. He looks kinda cute tho. 

He schedules dates for you and his friends. Usually by accident, but hear me out. Sometimes he’ll make plans with Armin, then forget that he has class or a test or something; so his solution is to text you, “hey, i forgot min and i were supposed to go some aquarium tomorrow but i have a midterm so here’s the pdf of my ticket, go with him for me, thanks babe love u” then, boop, you and Armin have an aquarium date Friday evening. 

The same thing happens with Mikasa, though, she usually catches the scheduling conflict before Eren does, and invites you out herself. You and Mikasa hang out quite a bit anyway, so it comes to the point where she tells you when she’s gonna hang out with Eren, so you can make yourself free for when he inevitably remember he has a game that day. 

Mikasa is most amazed that you’ve put up with Eren this long lmao. You’ve certainly lessened her Eren & Armin babysitting hours, and for that she’s eternally grateful. Also, she’s just happy to have another close friend. She loves Eren and Armin, but they’re not the most social beings, and she was literally their only friend besides the other for all their childhood PLEASE she’s so happy you’re around. 

It’s Mikasa, however, who babysits you and Eren whenever you both get too drunk. Says you guys are two peas in a pod (affectionate<2)

If you tell Eren something important that happened, like an internship you got, or a good grade in a class, or something, he usually relays that information to his mom pls. He texts her every day, and if she doesn’t ask for an update on you first, he gives her one.

Carla calls you sometimes, too. At least once every few weeks, just to check on you herself. She really likes you for Eren, and is grateful someone is willing to put up with her hotheaded son. 

Eren’s always using your fucking chapstick. Always. You know he has his own, so why he needs to use yours is beyond you. Finds time to make some dumbass comment about how it’s an “indirect kiss” every time he uses it too. Like bro, we’re dating, and have had many direct kisses why are you like this.

He posts on Instagram every few weeks or so, but you’re on his story every few days. Usually, it’s just a video of you minding your business and doing your work while Eren slowly zooms in before making some loud noise to surprise you, all so he can get your reaction on video and laugh at it. He’s annoying. 

He’s a bit of a copycat when it comes to the products you use. He’ll buy the same brand of pens as you (for that matter, all of his school supplies mirror yours because what does he know about the difference between A4 and A5 notebooks?), put a little hand sanitizer on his backpack like yours (and a lotion, too, for good measure), he even copies your Starbucks order until he finds one he likes for himself. It’s one of his love languages <3

If you’re wondering where your eyelash curler went, Eren stole it to try it on himself, hurt himself, vowed to never use it again, went back because he wanted to “do it right and not give up,” liked the results when he didn’t pinch his eyelid, and now it’s his. 

That being said, stop trying to put your Fenty lipgloss on him, it’s never going to happen. Eye makeup, maybe, only if you sit in his lap and he can have his hands on your ass while you do it. 

What he does love is letting you do his skincare. He will set aside dedicated skincare nights, he adores it. Easily one of his favorite things ever. 

You have his wallet. Not because he’s your sugar daddy or anything (although, if you want something, he’d definitely let you use his card to get it; and even if you bought something without asking, he wouldn’t think twice about it), but because he put it in your bag once and never took it out. 

When you tried to give it back, he just shook his head and told you to keep it, “I have my ID in my phone case anyway, and you’re less likely to lose it. Plus I put all my cards on Apple Pay, so I’m good.”

When you do make it to a game of his, he’s all over you when it’s over. Not in a cocky athlete boyfriend kind of way; in a very sleepy boyfriend kind of way. He’s usually got ice on at least one part of his body, and he’s got half his body weight on you as you walk to the car. 

By the time you guys get back to your place, he’s practically sleep walking. The only thing on his mind is taking a hot shower to soothe his muscles, and heading to bed. The aftermath of game days aren’t all that bad though, because even if you didn’t show, you’re always there to kiss him when he’s home and massage his shoulders, and cuddle him to sleep; and that’s his favorite part. 

Hey bbyyyy I’m loving all your hcs they’re so cute. I am curious tho, do you have any for the day the baby is born like the when the reader tells him that she thinks she’s going into labor in the worst possible place lol, or maybe she’s at home and he’s out then he gets a call from her saying her water just broke and he’s like O H MY SHIT WTF. Also where he gets to hold his baby for the first time and the reader is just looking at him like 🥺

OK SORRY IF THAT WAS TOO MUCH BUT IF YOU DONT WANNA WRITE THEM ITS OKAY. LOVE U

Aawww thank you so much, love ❤️❤️❤️

oh man, you better hope you don't go into labor when he's on stage because I think the second rockstar!eren hears about the news, he's just going to panic. and not just panicking in the way that he's like shaking his manager by the shoulder and shouts, "Levi! Can you send someone to her place now?! She's alone, I need her to be safe—please, please make sure she's okay or I'm not gonna finish this fucking show for you, I swear to God, I won't!"

But more like his brain just completely stops working for a moment when he hears a nurse calling him on your behalf, letting him know that you're in labor (he was about to go on stage in ten minutes and he went to his phone to make a quick call so you could wish him good luck but instead, he got a call from the hospital). With his bass still hanging on his back, he mumbles incoherently, his thoughts are running too fast for his mouth to say the words. "I gotta... I need to... She's having a baby..."

He can barely function but he's already making his way to the nearest exit door. Levi catches him on time and asks "What the fuck are you doing?! You're live in five minutes!" and Eren goes into a frenzy, his chest suffocating, his eyes opened wide. Gripping the other man tightly by the shoulders, he says, "I'm having a baby-—LEVI, I'M HAVING A FUCKING BABY—WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!" and it takes like three men to calm him down.

But if he's there with you when you're going into labor, he'll try his best to keep himself composed no matter how anxious and worried and terrified he is inside. He'll hold you by the hand, with another one wrapped around your waist protectively as he helps you stand from the bed. He sees that your water just broke, drenching your dress and he's about to pass out from the sight but he stays strong. "Baby? Baby, you're going to be okay. I'm taking you to the hospital now, all right?" He kisses your temple before he guides you to the front door. "You'll be safe. You're not alone, I'm gonna be with you all the time. You hear me? We'll get through this together."

and when he gets to hold the baby for the first time?

Eren goes still for a good whole minute, just watching the way the baby is sleeping in his arms. She's so little, so fragile and his heart squeezes at the sight. You keep your smile to yourself as you see the way he's biting his lower lip to hold back his tears, afraid that if he cries, he's going to wake the baby. He holds her close, so close to his heart and he grits his teeth to keep himself silent. The sight of it makes you melt inside and you ask him, "What should we name her?"

Eren sniffles, taking a moment to himself to suppress his sobs. He turns to you when he's sure he's calm enough to speak. "I don't know... I really can't think about anything right now..." He chuckles softly, still gazing at the baby with his eyes full of wonder. "I can't believe we made this... Look at her... She's so perfect..."

He then takes a seat on the edge of your hospital bed. Still lying down, you wipe the tears away from his cheek with your thumb. Eren laughs once, a bit embarrassed. He tilts his head to kiss your palm, sighing into your touch.

"How about Irene?"

"Irene..." Eren unconsciously repeats as he stares at the baby. His little girl moves slightly, her tiny lips almost forming a smile. "I think she likes it..." He titters. "Irene..." He bends his head down, lips brushing against the baby's head. "I will love you so much, Irene..."

Your heart warms. "She'll love you so much too."

He turns to you, looking like he's falling in love with you all over again. "Thank you..."

"For what?"

"For making me the happiest man in the world." He leans in to kiss your lips. "I love you."

Happy Birthday Eren Yeager😍😮‍💨🙈

my attack titan king

tatake tatake

oh, me and my endless brainrot of this headcanon. Because I love some good fluff/crack. I’m just picturing Eren joining his wife’s Instagram live. And miss girl, who’s in the midst of doing a GRWM or doing an unboxing of some PR package a brand sent you gets interrupted because this man is like the biggest baby ever when it’s just the two of them. Like I’m talking full on wants to be the little spoon, getting his hair played with until he falls asleep…not the man who raps about guns, drugs and the occult by a long shot! You’re in the middle of patting your face, talking to your followers and you see the chat start losing their shit because one of the world’s most famous artists is standing in your bedroom. Mind you, this man literally falls off the face of the earth until he releases a project so it’s wild to see him. He hates interrupting your work but he’s also curious as to what a day in his precious (y/n)’s professional life is like so bc your followers are asking to see him, he comes and joins.

“You guys, look who it is!”

at first, he feels out of place because it’s nothing but women in the comments and it’s like he’s intruding on your live but (y/n) gets him to loosen up. “I just missed my baby, that’s all.”

even though you’re a room apart and he just saw you (such a sweet lovesick boy ugh)

You’re drinking wine, doing your makeup, dancing to music and chatting with the ladies and he grabs a glass too. After about his second one…his ass is gone from renowned producer to one of the girls! Giving advice to some of the viewers who’re telling you about man problems. He’s asking to help, and he starts feeling himself when you tell him he’s blending the eyeshadow good. Not to mention when you start laying the wig and you’re now trying to figure out how the hell he knows what a frontal and buss-down are.

“Hold on, let’s lay the baby hairs and then you’ll be looking real good.”

“What you know about laying a wig, Eren?”

“I’m a professional, girl. Don’t worry about it.”

with all the sass in the world. And the chat is just eating it up! And you’re just so happy that he finally feels comfortable enough to interact and be a part of your world too! Hours after it’s finished and y’all are going to bed. He’s like, “that was fun. I’m glad you let me join.” even asks can he do it again. Just a big dumb man supporting his woman. 🥹🤍

actually really like this concept and find it cute. should i turn it into my own series ?

homeless!eren who comes into your chipotle every night at twelve when you’re one of the only closers to get a hot plate of food before it all ends up in the trash.

homeless!eren who watches you from the window during business hours and admires the way you look when you handle the lunch tome rush

homeless!eren who always orders the same thing. chicken (you give him extra cuz you love seeing him), white rice, black beans, sour cream, corn, cheese and lettuce.

homeless!eren who appreciates it when you save him a plate when you begin to worry there won’t be any more of his favorites by closing time

homeless!eren who sits with you in the parking lot of your job at night while he eats and you ramble about your day

homeless!eren who always pays attention to your stories of your coworkers that you hate. any time he comes into the store you two have a secret eye contact game where you lowkey point the person out with your gaze

homeless!eren who snorts at the back of the store by the trash cans when he sees the dude who has you give enough power to piss you off

“you shouldn’t be letting that pipsqueak fuck your day up.”

homeless!eren who hesitantly accepts going home with you after your shift one night of a dangerous snow storm

homeless!eren who cleans up very nicely when given a towel, toothbrush and spare set of clothes

homeless!eren who doesn’t know how to react when you offer to give him a small haircut and bring his long hair out his face

homeless!eren who feels a small pang in his heart when you trim his hair to perfection; almost how it was before everything went wrong

homeless!eren who audibly moans at your delicious homemade food. so much better than what you and him ate at chipotle

homeless!eren despite not having shelter teaching you how to drive in the car you bought but never got a chance to learn

homeless!eren not knowing how to react when you offer your bed to his now clean and fresh body a week after him staying with you.

homeless!eren who accidentally catches a glimpse of your naked body as you step out the shower to grab your towel

homeless!eren who grows a hard on at your large dark nipples and curvy, chubby body

homeless!eren who’s visible erection grows worse the minute you turn around bare ass naked to shut the shower door

homeless!eren who helps you around the house as a thank you for all that you’ve done for him for the past two weeks outside of work and inside.

homeless!eren who’s afraid to touch you after you beg him to one night of him sleeping peacefully in your bed, too needy to let him rest

“please eren. i need it. need you so bad, papa.”

homeless!eren owing you his life and doing anything his kindhearted princess wanted

☆ — eren x f!reader | pizza boy

cw: smut, mdni, nsfw, squirting, breeding, degration (eren calls reader a slut, bitch, etc), hate fucking, raw sex, multiple rounds, doggy style, overstimulation, creampies, dacryphilia, marking (nail & bite marks), spanking, hair pulling, drooling, pussy whipped eren, dumbification

wc: 900+ (thank u all so much for 30k+ notes & 1k+ followers! here's a small gift for you! 💖)

“are you serious? I came all the way here for nothing?” you were pissed, enraged even. your schedule was packed, a famous pornstar like you is hard to get a hold of. you agreed to partner up with a newbie in the industry to help him boost his career but he didn't even show up.

"I'm starving, this is a waste of my time!” you grumbled. your manager panicked, you were short-tempered and picky with your partners. you're currently looking for a permanent partner. “i-i already ordered pizza a few minutes ago, it should be here any minute now—”

the doorbell rang, and everyone’s heads turned to the door. who could it be? your supposed partner or the pizza? though, you would love to see the pizza more. your manager hurriedly opened the door, wide enough for you to see who it is. all jaws dropped to the floor, and your manager froze “are you the actor..?” he gulped staring at the tall looming figure in front of him. “what?” the man spoke, he was gorgeous. “you gonna pay me or what?” he handed your manager pizza boxes, “you're very attractive and your body seems to be in great shape.” your manager babbled and you facepalmed, an annoyed sigh escaping your lips. “you checking me out? are you a perv or something?” the man chuckled and your manager cleared his throat “we work in the porn industry and we need a partner for our lovely actress over there-”

“forget it.” you ran your hand through your hair in frustration, “his dick’s probably tiny anyways.” you rolled your eyes, and the man furrows his brows. “d-don't mind her! what's your name, young man?”

“I'm eren and can I say something?”

“sure. what is it?”

“no one's gonna want to partner up with a woman with a bitchy attitude.” eren scoffed, pointing at you and you grit your teeth “at least I'm making tons of money, pizza boy. why don't you go back to your shitty workplace and wonder why you have such a micropenis.” you retorted and you could see a vein bulging near his forehead. “I bet this micropenis can make your cunt squirt.” he let out a forced grin, left eye twitching, clearly pissed. “try me, bitch boy.” you smiled back with the same furiousness.

……….

the sound of skin slapping against each other filled the room along with the wet squelches your pussy made. you were sweating and the temperature in the room was hot and steamy. it was messy, your liquids mixed with eren’s created a creamy and white frothy mix of cum at the base of his enormous cock, dripping continuously on the sheets. you tried to suppress your moans by burying your face in the pillow as eren slammed into you from behind. he pulls your hair back, forcing your head to lift. tears filled your eyes as you drooled from the corner of your lip. your moans were loud and hoarse from how much you used your voice.

“can’t…take it anymore..” you slurred out, eyes rolling to the back of your head. “what's that? you love my micropenis?” eren hums, a cocky grin plastered on his face. you were filled all the way to your deepest spots, “fucking take my cock like you own it, slut.” he grunts, his hips bones coming in contact with your ass, jiggling slightly from the continuous movement. “m’sorry…” you sniffled softly, he was cruel, he doesn't stop even when you're gushing uncontrollably around his girth. your muscles started tensing and contracting again, “so fuckin’ tight.” the palm of his hand meets your ass, soon gripping it, nails burying into your skin. it felt so good that you don't even pay attention to the people around you, this was all recorded and to be posted.

your pretty face was flushed red from overstimulation, your walls were puffy and slick from his cum. he's dumped so many loads inside your twitching cunt yet your pussy still sucked him in and gripped him tightly, milking his sore balls dry. “where's the noisy little bitch with the potty mouth earlier?” he chuckled against your ear, nibbling at it. “tightening around my dick like that. looks like your lil pussy doesn't want me to pull out.”

eren was overstimulated himself, yet he couldn't bring himself to stop thrusting into your creamy pussy. it just felt so good. it's like your stretchy pussy was made to hug his cock, he was going on a rampage. his hand reached out to rub your swollen clit, your poor pussy squirting again. “fuck…you're gonna break me.” you choked out, your cunt was overflowing with his cum, every time he pushed in your swollen pussy, his cum would trickle out of your entrance. he was making an absolute mess out of you, you've never had sex like this before after months of working in the porn industry. he pulled his fat cock out of you, still rubbing your clit in fast circles to watch you squirt as your legs quiver.

his massive load started to glob out and he pushed it all back in with his tip while rubbing on your puffy pussy lips to enter you again. his cock dragged along your walls, “please stop…” you sobbed as he pounded deeply and relentlessly in your stuffed little cunt. “I'm far from done, bitch.” he smacks your ass again “I'm not gonna stop til my balls are emptied in your pussy.”

your pussy was struggling to take in all his cum, “I'm gonna keep fucking and breeding that cunt as much as I like.” his voice was raspy, his abdominal muscles tightening, preparing for release. he bit down on your neck as he came, and you cried out as his cum streamed uncontrollably out of you. “what a waste. but that's fine…I can give you more.” he smirks and you glance at your manager with glistening eyes, pleading for help.

“you asked for it.” he shrugs.

ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ᴇʀᴇɴ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ | MDNI | wc: 1k+

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SYNOPSIS: Toxic boyfriend Eren comes home late.

(𝘌𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 "𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦" 𝘣𝘺 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘺𝘢𝘻)

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It’s one of those nights again.

One of those nights where all you want to do is pack your shit and leave, but you know damn well it’s not gonna happen and so does Eren.

You waited almost all night just for him to come home around 4am with red and glassy eyes, telling you that he was probably less sober than you were right now.

"what’s wrong?" He mumbles as he starts walking towards you.

"fuck you!" You try to push him out of your way to get out of your shared bedroom and lock yourself into the bathroom but he easily grabs your wrist with his hand and pulls you back to him.

"c’mon, tell me." Eren moves closer to your body as he looks into your eyes when he notices that you look like you cried.

"did you cry baby?" His green eyes look at you so innocently, as if he could never hurt you.

"where were you?" You whisper quietly.

" 's that what you’re worried about?" He grins.

You immediately regret waisting your time by trying to have a normal conversation with him. You should have known he wouldn’t take you serious at all.

"get out of my face." You roll your eyes at him.

"you know I love you right?" He says as his thumb slowly brushes against you cheek while he puts his other hand on your waist.

"you could have told me that you were gonna stay out late tonight." You say sternly.

"you’re really pretty Y/n.” He continues.

"you know if you don’t want to actually talk to me, you can just say so."

Your so annoyed at the way he tries to distract you instead of apologizing.

"I wanna kiss you." He whispers in your ear.

You can feel his breath against your neck as you start getting goosebumps.

"let me kiss you." He says again.

You’re so fucking tired of it. You’re so tired of Eren treating you this way. He keeps ignoring your feelings and expects you to just accept it.

You put your hands on his chest, trying to make some space between you two when he starts kissing your lips gently.

You pull away from him. "stop it Eren."

"c’mon pretty." He speaks softly.

"why do you keep acting like this? Can’t you just take me fucking serious for one time?"

You start getting actually mad at him as you slap his hand away from your face.

"Why do you make things harder than they are? I didn’t force you to love me, it’s your fault that you feel like that, so don't fucking blame me." He shrugs.

You’re completely speechless at his words, but you know he’s right. You trusted him again and again, and you know every time he says he’s sorry, he’s just saying what you want to hear.

It feels like all the frustration has grown bigger and bigger deep inside of you and now you’re about to explode.

You don’t know what to say anymore when you’re eyes start getting wet and seconds later tears start running down your face.

"It’s okay baby." He makes you look up at him when he presses his lips on yours again.

You’re so angry but who else could comfort you if not him.

It’s like he breaks your heart into hundreds of little pieces and instead of fixing it yourself you give it to him, expecting that he’ll heal it eventually.

Eren keeps kissing you passionately when you feel his hands slipping under the hem of your shirt.

You were only wearing one of his old shirts and black lace panties, since you didn’t expect that you’d still be up by now.

He slowly trails his hands up and down your waist before he pulls your shirt over your head and tosses it to the side.

"fuck." He sighs as he eyes up your body before pushing you onto the bed.

He slides your panties down your legs while kissing your neck.

To Eren you are the prettiest girl in the world.

He loves watching you twitch under him, it makes him feel so proud.

He starts biting down on your shoulder gently when you let out a small moan.

You can feel one of his hands gripping your waist while his other hand reaches out for you breast where his thumb brushes over your nipple.

He can hear you whimpering in his hear when he feels his dick twitching inside his pants.

He takes off his black hoodie and sweatpants before taking his cock out of his boxers.

"you’re so lucky I don’t make you choke on my dick for the way you spoke to me earlier." He mumbles as he shoves himself deep inside you.

You struggle around him trying to relax cause he didn’t even prepare you like he usually does.

His thumb finds its way to your clit, rubbing against it to make you loosen up a bit.

"I’m sorry." You say quietly.

You’re embarrassed about the fact that it’s so easy for him to make you change your mind.

"there’s one thing I want you to know."

He says while starting to move inside of you.

Your hands grip his shoulders tightly as you look at him.

"I’m the best you’ll ever get." He smirks cockily.

You want to talk back to him, you want him to know that he can’t just treat you like this, but all you can think about right now, is how good he feels inside of you.

Every thrust makes you whine and whimper for Eren even more and you can feel your eyes tearing up again but this time it’s not sadness, it’s pleasure. His tongue on your nipple and his dick hitting your G spot makes you forget about everything you were mad about.

"c-can you please go faster?" You whine in his ear. Eren nods at you as he starts moving faster and deeper inside you.

Your eyes roll back when you feel his hand pressing down on your stomach.

Eren loves feeling himself deep inside you, the only thing that gets close to it is when he feels you clench around him when you’re about to cum, just like you do right now.

"c’mon baby, I know you can do it. Cream around my dick for me yeah?" He looks you deep in the eyes, waiting for you to reach your orgasm.

You whimper louder and louder until you finally reach your orgasm while your legs are starting to twitch. Eren releases himself inside you when he starts to slow down.

"thats my good girl." He whispers before kissing your cheek.

Even if he doesn’t show it all the time…

Eren does really love you in his own fucked up way.

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I’ve been listening to this song for weeks now and I just couldn’t stop thinking bout Eren whenever I did😭 (don’t forget to reblog 🫶🏾💗)

Stalker analysis.

Characters: Eren and Floch <3

Synopsis: what kind of stalkers/yandere they would be.

Warnings: the titel says it all

Wc: 900+

Eren

Eren knows you since Highschool.

You were close with Mikasa and Annie and since he’s friends with Mikasa he quickly gains a lot of knowledge about you.

He’s the anti social type of stalker for sure. He has friends yes but only a few close ones and he’s not interested in making new ones.

He’d be the type to constantly call night and day, just to hang up on you before you even have the opportunity to pick up.

Eren always had trouble with controlling his emotions, what makes him so unpredictable. One moment he obsesses over you, thinking his life doesn’t have any meaning without you being around, and the next moment he wants to break you, take everything from you and make you live a miserable life, for simple things like talking to another guy, or throwing away the flowers he sent you.

Eren would send you a lot of stuff. Teddy bears, letters etc. At first you didn’t think much of it, but when random gifts started appearing all over your apartment, it started to freak you out. You were scared of being alone. If he was able to make his way into your place before, he could break in anytime.

But you’re not supposed to be scared of him. He doesn’t want that. He thinks that nothing that he’s doing is wrong. He wants to be the person you run to when you’re scared, but at the same time nothing gets him more of than the thought of being the person that scares you, and makes you feel so helpless.

He forgets to eat, sleep and to take care of his close friends and family, since he spends so much time watching your social media accounts and following you around in his car.

Today he wants to change things though. He waited for you to end your shift at the bakery that you work at. He inhales the smoke from his cigarette once more before throwing it to the side and making his way over to you.

You were looking for you’re keys to close the store as they fell out of your purse, on the ground. You bend down, trying to pick them up when a muscular pale hand gets ahead of you.

"those are yours right?" He gives you a smirk, handing over the keys with one finger. "y-yes, thank you. Do we know each other?" You inspect his face, convinced that you’ve seen him at your job before. "Oh yeah… I think I’ve seen you around before."

Floch

Floch knows you personally, however you’re not even aware of the fact that he exists…at least that’s what he thinks. Back in Highschool he was more of a loner actually. He didn’t have that many friends but the ones that he had weren’t close to you at all, wich is why you never really talked to him.

The fact that you didn’t see him scratched his ego, and at first he only felt hatred towards you but that quickly changed when he noticed your selfless behavior towards other people.

Floch is the unstable stalker type with a lot of self image issues and insecurities. He feels very entitled, like you deserve being watched by him for not acknowledging his presence. If anything then he’s the victim in this story, for having his feelings played with, right?

Different from Eren he’s not really in to writing letter’s or stuff like that. He’ll just send you hundreds of anonymous messages throughout the day, saying things like "I like the way you did your make up today." Or "what a pretty dress :)" with attached photos.

To him it’s not really stalking, he feels like he’s just 'protecting' you. Making sure you get home safely by following you after you just left your friends house or tracking your location after hacking your phone, was just the beginning of a series of things that Floch would do.

Floch would also actually go out of his way to ask people he doesn’t even like, personal information about you.

He’s totally the 'if I can’t have you, no one can.' type of guy and he’s not shy about it. He hasn’t killed anybody over you but he’s more likely to do so than Eren.

Floch has always struggled with things like lack of empathy due to some psychopathic traits and maybe some kind of personality disorder. That’s also why he never really felt bad whenever you cried over the fact that there was yet another picture of you, that you never saw before, sent via text message.

You were grocery shopping today while talking to one of your friends on the phone when suddenly your cart bumps into another one.

"Oh my god I’m so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. Are you okay?" You quickly apologize as you turn your head to face whoever you just accidentally hit.

"Yes don’t worry I’m fine." The tall man speaks softly while looking down at you.

He looks so familiar…

"Wait I know you…did we went to school together?" Your brain tries its best to put a name to the face in front of you.

Floch looks at you stunned at the fact that you seem to remember him. He doesn’t know what to say as he feels his heart beating faster and his palms getting sweaty.

"I- I… yes I think you were in my biology class."

He speaks taken back.

"Yeah I remember! Did you change your hair?"

You smile warmly at him, waiting for an answer. He’s too flabbergasted to actually talk to you so he just nods in response.

"How about we go drink a coffee sometime?"

There’s no way you just asked him that.

He doesn’t know if he should laugh or cry right now, but having this conversation with you just showed him that all the analysis he made about you were correct. You have to be the sweetest human being on earth, he just wants to protect you.

"Sure… I’d love that."

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Eren loves when you look up at him with you’re cute red eyes.

The way you mutter your words cause talking properly is just so exhausting makes him smile to himself.

He carefully places the tip of the Joint between your lips as he watches you inhale.

You just look to damn pretty like this.

He wishes all these stupid boys that been hitting on you could see the way that you look at him.

"You want another hit baby?" He whispers in you ear. You just shake your head as you rest your head against his chest while his free hand is drawing small circles on your lower back.

His "precious girlfriend with the pretty face" is what his mom called you after your first dinner with his family, and she’s right… you really are a special girl to him.

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Hiii your blog is super pretty🤎

can I request bcs of eren with a black girlfriend please, it doesn’t even have to be super long if u don’t wanna write a lot lol

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Eren "I worship the ground my pretty girl walks on" Yeager. When I tell you this man is obsessed with you, I mean he is fucking obsessed with your pretty ass. He genuinely thinks you're the most perfect girl to exist and spoils you with whatever you want whether that be his attention or him paying to get your nails done etc., hence the nicknames; my pretty girl, my perfect girl, angel, and my spoiled princess.

Having Eren as your boyfriend means that he is your personal hype man. It doesn't matter the time or place he will hype you tf up. Whenever you get your nails done, hair done, lashes done it doesn't matter what you get done just expect Eren to be there hyping you tf up and throwing you compliments left and right. He's just so amazed at how beautiful you are it's really not his fault. And even when your hair and nails etc. aren't done he still hypes you up because you're most beautiful in your natural form and takes every moment to let you know just how gorgeous you are. So if you're ever feeling insecure expect Eren to be there to remind you just how flawless you are.

In addition to having Eren as your hype man he is also your personal photographer and damn does that boy know how to take good pics. Whenever you want to take new ig pics just ask him to take them for you, he'll be more than happy to.

He takes every god forbidden opportunity to brag about you to his friend and mom. You met his mom after you left, his mom told him that you're definitely the one for him he was so happy he almost cried.

Eren loves spoiling you, he's the type of guy to hand you a few racks and tell you have fun. You've tried telling him on several occasions that you can pay for yourself and hand him his money back but he insists he pays. Don't even bother trying to hand him his money back it's just gonna end up with him convincing you to take it.

He comes with you to get your hair done so that he can spend more time with you and also so he can be the first to compliment you.

His main love language is touch so expect him to always have his hands on you.

He loves watching you apply lip gloss on your plump juicy lips, there's something about the innocent act that just turns him on. He likes when you have lipgloss on when you two make out it just makes things a little more fun.

He clears his schedule out so he's free on Sunday's so that he can help you out with washday, he absolutely adores your natural hair he thinks your curls look so pretty on you. He'll learn how to braid your natural hair along with learring a few other simple styles. You caught him watching a YouTube tutorial about learning how to cornrow once.

He's always willing to oil your scalp and give you scalp massages, he does it so well that 98 percent of the time it ends with you sound asleep in his lap.

He is in love with seeing your skin glow during golden hour the first time he saw u during golden hour he could have sworn you were an angel.

He is extremely overprotective of you, he never wants you to get hurt or taken away from him.

He gossips with the aunts at the cookout, they be talking mad shit about everybody and they mama. 😭😭

This fucking fatass Eren brought like 8 plates back home with him after the cookout.😭✋🏽

Overall he's the perfect example of "nice to my girlfriend and an asshole to everyone else"

hey, what's your major again?

summary: my credible expert opinion on what the aot characters would study in university. what are my qualifications? the dozens of hours i’ve spent staring at my school’s program bulletin trying to figure out what i’m majoring in

genre | includes: headcanons, sfw, minor language, uninformed percy jackson reference (pls don't hate me if im wrong)

characters: eren jaeger, mikasa ackerman, armin arlert, sasha braus, jean kirschtein, connie springer, historia reiss, ymir, reiner braun, annie leonhardt

author’s note: had this in my drafts for months now. i just need to post it so it stops haunting me. might do the rest of the marleyans and vets in the future! lmk your thoughts, my only tumblr notifications are from p*rn bots, so i'd love to hear from real people lol. enjoy <3

eren: sociology and public policy, 4+1 program for a social work masters

there’s only so many times you can hear “you’re gonna be a doctor just like your dad” before you start to believe it. that’s why eren started out with biology on the premed track. the thing is, he really didn’t care for it. eren is really passionate about lessening equity gaps and is a firm believer in “if you want something done right, do it yourself”. this is why i see him making the switch to a double major in public policy and sociology. he wants to know about how society got to the point of perpetuating disparities so that he can fix them. but he also knows that the government fucking sucks and thinks its naive to expect policy change to be the only method of change. and like the maniac he is, eren is enrolled in a 4+1 program so he can get his master’s in social work when he’s done with his undergrad. he’s determined to graduate with both degrees in just 4 years though. rip his summers.

armin: international relations and military ethics, minor in communications or smth

everyone always says armin would study marine biology or oceanographic studies, but i honestly think that it’s a passion that he pursues on the side. he takes marine bio courses for his breadth requirements, but knows he’d end up hating the ocean if he spent the rest of his life studying it. he also strikes me as someone who would rather run buck naked into traffic than sit through multiple semesters of organic chemistry. armin was always a good public speaker, though, despite being a bit insecure. that’s why his speech and debate teacher during sophomore year of high school recommended model united nations to him. he was hooked after his first conference and now genuinely sees the path of international diplomacy as his calling. that’s why he’s majoring in international relations. his concentration in military ethics is something he tacks on in his junior year after taking some courses and publishing research with dr. erwin smith. he probably minors in communications because he can.

mikasa: forensic science

mikasa had no idea what she wanted to do when she started uni. she’s good at nearly everything. like never gotten a B in her life and is the student who the curve is based off of. but excelling in every environment you’re put in often means you don’t know what you’re best at. she knew deep down that she wanted to do something justice related like her childhood best friends did, but she’s no public speaker and has no interest in political reform. she was, however, emo in high school and heard a fair share of undertaker jokes at her expense. it wouldn’t hurt to look into right? as cool as the title sounds, morticians don’t make enough money for the job they have. fortunately enough, forensic pathologists do and mikasa looks good in a lab coat. she would never admit it to spare armin and eren’s feelings, but when they, as children, recreated the crime-solving shows mrs. jaeger always had on, mikasa always wanted to be the brains. so criminology and forensic science it is. (side note: she definitely joins the military and they pay for her education)

jean: structural engineering and industrial design with a minor in studio art

more than anything, jean wants to provide for his mom and knows he can’t guarantee a retirement of luxury for her as the freelance artist he wishes he could be. he’s decent at math when he tries and doesn’t hate physics, so he decided he’d give structural engineering a try for at least a semester or two. he wasn’t expecting to get much from it, to be honest. he had a plethora of backup plans waiting for his supposedly inevitable distaste for engineering, but he found that he didn’t hate it at all. someone once told jean that he had the makings of a great leader and he didn’t believe them until he started taking the lead on design projects and producing incredible results. his only qualm is that he just doesn’t get to be as creative as he wanted to be. that was easily rectified by an additional major in industrial design and a minor in studio art. he’s unbelievably busy, busier than he anticipated when he started his post-secondary journey, but he’s content and there’s nothing some extra coffee can’t solve. 

sasha: environmental science and sustainability

sasha spent her childhood ankle-deep in mud and fighting her way through forest thickets without a compass. an upbringing like that doesn’t leave your spirit, no matter how far into the city you go for school. so sasha’s always been passively passionate about the environment. that passiveness became significantly more prominent when part of the woods she grew up in was cleared out to build an industrial complex. it was then that she started researching and writing petitions about preserving wildlife and making environmentally conscious decisions. her work actually got her the scholarship she’s on (because god knows it wasn’t her grades). and she genuinely loves what she does, so why wouldn’t she keep learning about it? the environmental science and sustainability program at the school is small, but tight-knit and known for churning out changemakers. sasha knows she’ll be one of them one day. just hide your plastic straws from her, okay?

connie: computer science and chinese

stick with me here okay? everyone expects connie to be a douchebag marketing major whose hardest assignments are graphing functions and making posters on photoshop, but he’s a lot more invested in his education than he looks. don’t get me wrong, connie has always struggled academically, but that’s because so much of early education is pre-determined. he performed way better when he could choose what courses he took. it’s kind of like percy jackson being dyslexic in english because he was wired to read in greek. connie can’t keep his eyes on a history textbook for shit, but will gladly sit in front of the c++ code on his pc for hours. he doesn’t even get mad when he realizes that he was missing a semicolon. connie loves how versatile of a future he could have with a compsci degree, because, let’s be real, he could never survive in a typical office environment. definitely takes a bunch of chinese classes and doesn’t realize that he has enough credits for it to be a minor until his second to last semester.

historia: political science with a minor in international relations and child development

historia is a lot like eren in the sense that she knows her time is best spent doing hands-on work in the fields she cares about. she realizes this sometime after reconnecting with her estranged father and volunteering at the orphanage she grew up in. but now that she’s publicly associated with a powerful political figure, historia doesn’t get to do what she wants, only what is expected of her. that’s how she ends up on the pre-law political science and public policy route. the nickname “ms. president” that connie and sasha give her only further reminds her that she’s heading down a path she never wanted for herself. after lots of encouragement from ymir, historia decided to take child development courses on the side. even if she doesn’t take on the full minor, she’s taking some classes she cares about. maybe she’ll find use for it someday. at the very least, it’s her first step in becoming the most selfish girl in the world.

ymir: data science and business management

ymir is smart. much smarter than she presents herself to be, almost as a form of protection. nobody expects much of someone who is aloof, so it makes it easy to slip through the cracks to remain safe and comfortable in the shadows. business management is notoriously low commitment and easy to skate by with. guaranteed internships, post-graduate employment, and so on. To anyone who doesn’t know ymir well, it’s perfect. but they have her mistaken, ymir will do as little as possible to go as far as possible. sure, she can live comfortably with a business degree, but it could be better with a little bit of data science in her arsenal. she’s intelligent enough to pick up on it, and determined enough to make it her bitch. yeah, academia is a money-sucking pipeline into the capitalist hellscape, she doesn’t believe in it yada yada, but at the end of the day, ymir’s gonna get the bag. so what if she’s gotta sleep through some stats classes to get it?

reiner: behavioral economics

reiner’s mother had convinced him his whole life that getting a high paying job would fix their lives and bring his father back. believing “perfect grades lead to a perfect life” made high school tough for reiner; gifted kid burnout is no joke. it really messed him up. he wasn’t sure if he could withstand the pressures of university, but here he is. reiner was never allowed a therapist, so he figured pursuing psychology would, at the very least, give him some answers and be a good pathway to a medical degree. he loved getting to understand how people work and why they act the way they do, but something was missing. he found out what it was when a guest lecturer spoke in his economics class. he knew making the switch would be risky, it’s a new field and his current career options are really only research, academia, or government, but the interdisciplinary study of behavioral economics is calling reiner’s name. 

annie: biomedical engineering and kinesiology

annie’s entire life revolved around her father, including the injury he was never able to heal from. the one she gave him. he’s claimed to be over it, she’s forgiven, but annie will never feel like she’s earned that forgiveness until she gets rid of the problem entirely. how is she going to do that exactly? with biomedical engineering. she has years of hell in front of her, especially with her concentration on biomechanics, but she doesn’t care. annie will throw herself into her work to get the results she wants. she takes the highest amount of credits possible every semester so she can graduate early. you’ll most likely find her chained to a study cubicle at the library at all hours of the day and running on 2 hours of sleep, but it doesn’t faze her. she tacks on a minor in kinesiology because it makes sense and she had most of the credits for it anyway. and as if it couldn’t get worse, she probably TAs for a thermodynamics course or something crazy like that.

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oh, me and my endless brainrot of this headcanon. Because I love some good fluff/crack. I’m just picturing Eren joining his wife’s Instagram live. And miss girl, who’s in the midst of doing a GRWM or doing an unboxing of some PR package a brand sent you gets interrupted because this man is like the biggest baby ever when it’s just the two of them. Like I’m talking full on wants to be the little spoon, getting his hair played with until he falls asleep…not the man who raps about guns, drugs and the occult by a long shot! You’re in the middle of patting your face, talking to your followers and you see the chat start losing their shit because one of the world’s most famous artists is standing in your bedroom. Mind you, this man literally falls off the face of the earth until he releases a project so it’s wild to see him. He hates interrupting your work but he’s also curious as to what a day in his precious (y/n)’s professional life is like so bc your followers are asking to see him, he comes and joins.

“You guys, look who it is!”

at first, he feels out of place because it’s nothing but women in the comments and it’s like he’s intruding on your live but (y/n) gets him to loosen up. “I just missed my baby, that’s all.”

even though you’re a room apart and he just saw you (such a sweet lovesick boy ugh)

You’re drinking wine, doing your makeup, dancing to music and chatting with the ladies and he grabs a glass too. After about his second one…his ass is gone from renowned producer to one of the girls! Giving advice to some of the viewers who’re telling you about man problems. He’s asking to help, and he starts feeling himself when you tell him he’s blending the eyeshadow good. Not to mention when you start laying the wig and you’re now trying to figure out how the hell he knows what a frontal and buss-down are.

“Hold on, let’s lay the baby hairs and then you’ll be looking real good.”

“What you know about laying a wig, Eren?”

“I’m a professional, girl. Don’t worry about it.”

with all the sass in the world. And the chat is just eating it up! And you’re just so happy that he finally feels comfortable enough to interact and be a part of your world too! Hours after it’s finished and y’all are going to bed. He’s like, “that was fun. I’m glad you let me join.” even asks can he do it again. Just a big dumb man supporting his woman. 🥹🤍

pothead eren🥰

pothead! eren who hysterically laughs his ass off when he sees those “i woke up in a new bugatti” edits on tiktok

pothead! eren who buys the dozen crumbl cookies impulsively (they have to be chocolate chip)

pothead! eren who watched princess and the frog with you the other day and cried his damn eyes out when ray got stomped out

pothead! eren who loves watching you get yourself all pretty for an event you two are attending

pothead! eren who buys the two of you matching shoes as soon as they drop

pothead! eren who’s head over heels in love with his black girlfriend <3