Shes So Unbelievably Hot

shes so unbelievably hot

yes ma’am.

Michael: "The demons are wicked"

The demons in question: would rather risk eating Solomon's nuclear waste-esque food than hurt his feelings by telling him his cooking sucks ass

I may or may not have squealed in delight when I saw him. Look how perfect he is! He's literally flawless. Adorable. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Resplendent. Incomparable. The incarnation of loveliness. *dies* (yes I do this every time I see Lord Diavolo whether he's in a stunning new outfit or not)

Ten minutes later...

Simeon, my shameless, darling idiot, have you perhaps tried not annoying him on purpose? Hm? you goddamn youngest child

Simeon's at it again...

Thanks for the tag, Michi! *grudgingly refrains from lecturing you for talking about yourself like that because what's the point you already know how lovely and fascinating I think you are*

Three fun facts about me would be...

1 ❣ ~ I'm almost eighteen years older than my youngest sibling.

2 ❣ ~ Whenever I find a new song I really like, I need to listen to it on repeat for three days straight or I will cease to exist.

3 ❣ ~ I have literally zero IRL friends because I have the social skills of a very pretty, very useless rock in person. Everyone should just communicate with me online, I'm much less awkward here.

Tagging @anotakugardener @solomons-cooking @property-of-diavolo @reclusiveprincessofsharks @proxyoflucifer @amistytown @darkladylunyxia only if you want to <3

@uppastthejelliclemoon tagged me in a prompt where I mention 3 fun facts about myself and tag 7 people!  Thank you, dearie!!

1. I have a collection of Lord of the Rings/the Hobbit memorabilia, including: a six-movie extended edition set of the LOTR and Hobbit films; a foam Sting sword; a replica of Thorin’s Map; hobbit-footed slippers and a plush of Bilbo my mom hand-sewed for me for Christmas; additionally, I also have a copy of The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion and a Tolkien biography on my bookshelf

2. I once went kayaking with my family in a bioluminescent lake while on vacation.  My favorite part was when we paddled to the middle of the lake during nighttime and the stars were out.  I had never seen so many stars in my life, it was like we were in a planetarium!

3.  Singing is one of my favorite hobbies, and I have participated in many singing/performing arts events throughout middle, high school and college

Mutuals I tag: @bluemoonfantasiesiii @maidenofbagend @talisman975 @storyweaverofgondor @hilli98215  @roxycake  (I know I’m supposed to tag 7 people but it’s late rn, I’m tired and I can’t think of a 7th person XD)  If you’re tagged, feel free to join!