It Is More Likely For Him To Be A More Distant Descendant, Actually.

It is more likely for him to be a more distant descendant, actually.

RWBY SPOILERS (V6)

Hm…

Hmmmmm….

HMMMMMM

HMMMMMM!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Blonde/Blond (Human-Salem)

Blue eyes (Human-Salem)

Similar Haircut (Knight-Ozpin)

Knight Theme (Knight-Ozpin)

Similar symbol association (Human-Salem)

Similar eye + face shape (Knight-Ozpin)

Light Color Scheme (Human-Salem)

Is stated to be from a long line of warriors, going back to at least the war (Knight-Ozpin, likely to have been around during that time)

This is sort of a continuation of @destincrowno @yang-ciao-long posts regarding Jaune possibly being related to Salem.

Ozpin fucked Salem and didn’t pay child support after. That’s why she wants to destroy all life.

Tamika Flynn and Beatrice Wong from the awesome fic,

How I Survived my Summer Vacation by Tamika Flynn, Age 12 ¾

by thingswithwings on AO3

Request for i-hear-regina-george! I do hope you like it (I admit the picture got away from me a bit..) I have a few more sketches of these two, which I’ll post later.

[My DevArt] [My Wysp]

i’m on a fucking roll with these things. forget grad school, this is my life now

Gravity Falls + Onion Headlines: Part 1

Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2

AToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2

I love grammar, though I would not call it beautiful.

Ford: Wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

Stan: Yeah, they are.

Ford: You know what else is beautiful?

Stan: What?

Ford: Grammar is, Stanley.

*stan pushes Ford over the side of the Stan ‘o’ War II*

a thought:

Ford’s warnings about the portal were obviously written before he went through it, and are written in the theoretical (the portal if activated would…)

but Stan saw for himself that none of that happened when the portal really was activated. the effects were catastrophic, of course, but the universe was conspicuously still present afterward.

so it makes a lot of sense that Stan didn’t heed the warnings, and not just out of carelessness and brashness. from his perspective, they were basically a theory that he had seen for himself wasn’t actually true, at least not completely.

(another thought: thinking about someone being told that a device might destroy the universe and then charging ahead anyway made me think of the letter sorting machine from Going Postal and now I can’t stop laughing at the comparison)

Sabo also has classic Abusive Parents. I also think he’s a D. through adoption, given his mannerisms.

Straw Hat backstories, summarized

Luffy: It Takes a Village, But It’s Pirates, Bandits, and Small Children

Zoro: Nobody Expects Stairs

Nami: It’s The Mob, Fishman Remix

Usopp: Everything’s Fine at Syrup Village! and Other Lies to Tell Your Friends

Sanji: Just When You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Worse

Vivi: Girls Just Wanna Overthrow Corrupt Government Officials

Chopper: Mushrooms Ruin Everything

Robin: New World Record For Youngest Criminal

Franky: I Was Traumatized By Trains and All I Got Was This Cyborg Body

Brook: I’m My Own Ghost Story, and Other Spooky Stories to Tell In the Dark

Jimbei: How To Break Up With Friends Over Political Differences

+ Bonus:

Ace: Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Dad Angst?

Sabo: So You Want to Start A Revolution, A How-To Guide

Law: Thinly Veiled Asbestos Reference