Would Love To Hear You Talk About Some Centaur Fart Torture Fantasies

would love to hear you talk about some centaur fart torture fantasies <3

Ah, sorry, I’m not really a fart torture person! While I do find it fun to reference the concept lightly, it’s not one that I really fantasize about or dwell in.

To make it up to you, here’s a thought that's adjacent to fart torture (if only slightly):

Beware making a bet against a centaur. While most people modify their bets to fit the situation (and centaurs will do this too), centaurs have a traditional choice of punishment for people who lose a bet against them: the carriage ride.

If you’ve read my previous centaur thoughts, you’ll recognize the concept: a centaur pulling somebody in a carriage where the seat is perfectly at horse butt-level. Before, I described this happening in a totally loving and appreciative setting, where the passenger loves the centaur’s farts and centaur loves supplying them. These carriage rides are personal and (if you’ve got the fetish for it) beautiful.

Enduring a carriage ride after you’ve lost a bet is different. These carriage rides are intentionally long, or at least feature lots of “rest stops” where the centaur pauses, but the passenger doesn’t get out of their seat. Also, the passenger is restrained, always facing ahead (their view is more of flapping horse tails than the places they’re riding through) and unable to leave the ride until it’s done. The final difference is that when the centaur pulling the carriage loads up on trigger foods, they take extra care into choosing things that make their farts more pungent and “gross.” (They may also carry a knapsack filled with gas-producing snacks so that they can “reload” during the trip.) Sometimes, two centaurs will pull the carriage side by side so that the passenger endures twice as much “scenic air."

Oh, and let’s not forget the commentary. This is up to the centaur’s preference, but often, they’ll loudly comment on how bloated they are, or how their gas sounds, smells, and feels. If there are two centaurs, they’ll loudly have a little fart contest and compare blasts. Basically, it’s their time to show off in front of a disgusted, restrained audience.

Fuck. There's nothing better than a cute gassy guy letting out rumbly farts on you. ♡ Bonus points if you get to rub his tummy and you can feel everything gurgle in there /)♡w♡(\

In a couple where one person is perpetually gassy and the other isn’t, I like to imagine the non-gassy person only watching scary movies when they’re at home with their partner. Partly it’s because having their partner around makes this person braver and more able to withstand the scares.

Partly it’s because it’s hard to be scared when you regularly hear deep farts rumble into the sofa next to you.

Going back to my fantasy ideas: I’ve covered centaurs. I’ve even mentioned minotaurs. But there’s one gassy fantasy race that it’d be a crime to leave out: the goat-mans. (“Mans”, not “men,” because it’s short for "humans.”)

Call ‘em fauns, or even satyrs, but none of them mind if you use the most descriptive and animal-based term for them. Goat-mans are a bit unique in that regard: a majority of centaurs and minotaurs bristle if you’re quick to call them horses or cows/bulls. Goat-mans, or at least a good deal of them, readily embrace the goat identity, cheerfully calling themselves goats to any non-taur around. (As always, this varies from person to person, and you should always stop calling a goat-man a goat if they ask you to.)

As you’d expect, goat-mans are as flatulent as their animal counterparts, and they have NO qualms about relieving that gas whenever they need to. Goat-man parties are not for the faint of heart; joining a mosh pit with them means they’re guaranteed to belch in your ears and fart while they grind against you. And don’t expect them to hold back at meals either. A goat-man will happily fart while chewing their food, making more room in their guts before they swallow. And any drinking competitions with them (which they have option) are followed by belching contests.

Because of all this (as well as their incredible horniness), goat-mans have earned a reputation for being crass, and are sometimes left out of certain events, relationships, and even social spheres. This is, of course, entirely unfair, and a goat-man will hold back their gas and put on a mask of manners if absolutely necessary. They love pleasure and relief, but they’re not unreasonable. However, you can only be truly close to a goat-man if you’re willing to be around them outside of that stuffy social function, when they can wrap their arms around you and hold you close as they lift a furry leg and fart out their troubles.

one of my biggest pet peeves in fart videos is when they have a voyeuristic scenario but it just switches to "model farts for the camera" after like 1 minute 😫 like those therapist/interviewer/roommate/first date/whoever vids where there's a specific fantasy involved, a scenario in which a friend or stranger is surprisingly gassy in front of you, which is hot. it feels more realistic to watch, right? and in real life, they'd be gassy and either shameless or embarrassed or whatever, but that'd be it, and you can just enjoy the show. but I swear those vids always get to the 1 minute mark and then theyre like "wait you like this? 😮" and then it's them farting at the camera and shaking their ass like every other video 😔 I know that that's what's most popular but pls casually gassy people are so hot and I just wanna observe like the perv I am I'm begging 😩

Imagine an online content creator has already gained a good-sized following and a nice amount of success with their fun, honest content. They’re a chill, silly person and their work reflects that. It’s up to you whether they do things by themself, work with friends, or a mix of both.

One day, they decide to start a Patreon and, without any better ideas for initial rewards, they decide to upload “behind the scenes” videos including bloopers and what they do between takes. What no one expects is how these videos are filled with all the belches and farts this creator has to cut out of their videos. It turns out that they’re a LOT gassier than they let on, enough so that every chance they get, they have to let something out. Sometimes these bloopers are even caused by accidentally letting out something that they just couldn’t hold back.

Well. Word gets out and suddenly this content creator has a MASSIVE following for their Patreon content alone. How this creator handles this is up to your imagination.