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I'm Lurkin' Ova Here!

Don't mind me. This is just a blog I made to look at fart stuff. (I'm over the age of 20)

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Something Cute People Do Is When They Fart By Accident, Whether That Be Due To Laughing, Falling, Getting

Something cute people do is when they fart by accident, whether that be due to laughing, falling, getting jumpscared, etc.

Just seeing someone's panicked face as they accidentally let a fart rip is so hot and adorable. Bonus points if they look down or behind them, where their butt is. They can't believe this just happened. I'd love to comfort them, hug them, and maybe rub their stomach.

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8 months ago

what if we cuddled under the covers in the morning and I let out the deep, bubbling farts that built up overnight against your lap while you massaged my belly,, haha jk.... unless? đź‘€


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9 months ago

So I’ve been watching a video about the Star Wars hotel that closed down, and I can’t stop thinking about how the rooms didn't really have windows. The room's “windows” were actually screens that showed how the ship was supposed to be flying through space. And these rooms could get pretty small, especially if you were trying to save as much money as possible. It made me wonder how good the ventilation/AC was to keep things from getting stuffy.

It also made me imagine a couple going on an experience like this, spending a bunch of money for a 2-day interactive experience, but needing to sleep in a small room with no windows while they did so. To make matters more interesting, person A is super gassy even on a normal day. However, this experience also offers unlimited free food during mealtimes, where you can take as much as you want. And hey, Person A is on vacation and spent a lot of money. Of course they want to indulge.

Person B truly can’t decide whether spending each night in a cramped room hotboxed by farts is something worth complaining about (obviously, many people wouldn’t appreciate this for how much they’re paying) or a guilty pleasure.


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9 months ago
Totally Didnt Draw These Months Apart And You Definitely Cant Tell Because I Certainly Did Not Forgot
Totally Didnt Draw These Months Apart And You Definitely Cant Tell Because I Certainly Did Not Forgot

totally didnt draw these months apart and you definitely cant tell because i certainly did not forgot to use the same brush. anyway.


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9 months ago

OK, I’ve legit had thoughts about items/spells like this before. It’s so fun.

Just imagining someone casting a spell on themself that allows them to detect ANYTHING that’s hidden by magic, hoping to see people who are using invisibility spells, or hear secret conversations.

Instead, their ears and noses are assaulted by the people in the room using these fart-hiding talismans.

thinking about some sort of magic talisman or ring that makes the wearers farts silent and odorless to those around them. allows gassy monarchs and mages to fart without fear of humiliation. would be interesting of course if these devices were to malfunction or be sabotaged by a competing spell

Ooh thats such a good idea. Farting without fear but one day thinking this big fart will be silent and odorless when the ring gets wet from the rain and BOOM they're exposed!!

Or a rival sabotages them with a spell that makes their farts loud which blocks the ring.


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8 months ago

Magic Idea

Person A has learned a spell to make the people and things around them do whatever they want. They can make someone make them their favorite lunch, give up their seat on a crowded train, or just make the traffic lights be all green.

One day they get a little greedy and make Person B hang out with them. A has a fart fetish, and while they're hanging out they make B get really gassy and challenge them to a farting contest. A grabs a small mirror and casts the spell on themselves to also make themself gassy.

A and B spend their hang out ripping ass, with no end in sight!


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