Aerbiscuit - I'm Lurkin' Ova Here!

fart kink asks

1. When did you realize you were into farts?

2. How did you figure out you were into farts?

3. What’s your favorite type of fart?

4. Are there any types of fart you don’t like?

5. What about farting do you find most appealing?

6. Do you have a preferred length or volume for farts?

7. Does farting turn you on on its own or do you need to already be in the mood?

8. Do you have any other digestion-related kinks?

9. Do you have any other kinks that you enjoy being paired with farting?

10. Is farting a must in sexual situations or is it more of a bonus?

11. Have you ever acted on your desires IRL in an explicitly kinky manner?

12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?

13. Does anyone you personally know know about your kink?

14. Has anyone ever noticed/suspected your kink without you telling them about it?

15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?

16. Do you have a favorite farting-related content creator (on tumblr or otherwise)?

17. Would you ever consider recording your farts?

18. Are you a shy farter or do you fart freely?

19. Are you good at farting?

20. Do you prefer farting yourself or hearing others fart?

21. Have you ever gotten into trouble for farting in a place or situation where you shouldn’t have?

22. Have you ever gotten turned on by farting in an inconvenient place or situation?

23. Have you ever tried to make yourself gassy in order to fart?

24. Do you have any favorite foods or drinks for encouraging farting?

25. What’s your biggest fantasy involving farting?

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Its really hot when people are being kissed and embraced while they fart. They're being comforted and rewarded in the best way possible, while feeling a lot of relief at the same time. It's just so intimate. A million times better if they're not embarrassed at all, just farting because they need to, but their partner is kinky and thinks they're beautiful no matter how gross they are.

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

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for the emoji prompt?

Owo, What's this? I finally came around to doing these? Oh boy here we go! Btw, I'm gonna try to do one for each emoji:

🤤You introduce your fave to your favorite food. It works out great as they become obsessed with it. Too obsessed, cause now they try to eat it for every meal. It gets to the point where whenever they fart, which they like to do on/near your face, or when they walk past you, it smells just like your favorite food, which gets you salivating every time they fart. It only makes you love your favorite food (and your fave) even more.

🍿Popcorn makes your fave gassy but they don't really care. They pretty much eat it every time you two have a movie night, which is a lot. One day, you two and your friends are invited to the movies, where your fave gets a huge bucket of popcorn all to themself. During the movie, your can't exactly hear their farts but your can smell them. There's not many people in the theater and you're sitting in between your friend group and your fave. So your fave decides to share their amazing popcorn farts by sitting on your lap. You can hardly focus on the movie as your fave blasts hot, bubbly farts onto you.

🥤Your sharing a delicious soda with your fave when you two get an idea. Your fave decides you two should have a burping contest. You think its a little childish but your happy to participate with your fave anyway. Their burps are pretty big and loud, but the soda is helping you keep up with them. That is until you feel a large bubbling sensation in your stomach. Your thumping your chest to try and get the air bubbles out, but nothing's happening. Your fave is a little concerned, that is until you rip a loud fart. You and your fave burst out laughing, even though you feel a little embarrassed, and they announce that you're the winner.

🚗You and your fave are on a road trip. After eating a delicious, yet greasy breakfast at a fast food joint, your tummies aren't feeling so well. But neither of your want to be the first to break wind. The windows don't even roll down, so there's no way to get rid of the smell. Your tummies are in so much pain, but then your fave bends down to get something off the floor board only to rip a wet, bubbly toot into the leather seat. Well, now that they've done it, you rip a long, rumbling fart into your seat. You two decide not to hold anything back, ripping farts left and right. You both take turns, leaning to the side, lifting a let, leaning forward, etc, getting the gas out until you two find a gas station (hah, get it?)

🔥You, your fave, and a few friends are camping together. You try to get a campfire started outside, but it's harder than you initially thought. You step back, frustrated as to why the flame is so small. Your fave, bends over in front of the small flame, whether they notice it or not, and rip a loud, long fart over it, which finally gets the fire to grow. Everyone laughs, and you're glad the fire is finally started (even though it took the smell of rotten eggs to do it).

18+ Minors DNI

I keep thinking about this time I was having sex with this guy and he just sort of paused to fart and then kept going but would fart as he thrusted and he was lactose intolerant so they were some of the nastiest farts I’ve ever heard omg. 😭 He did not know I was into it and apologized and I got so flustered I never said anything about it but UGHHH pls I need that again.