Someone Taps You On The Shoulder, And You Turn Around To See Graham OBrian, With A Sandwich In One Hand

Someone taps you on the shoulder, and you turn around to see Graham O’Brian, with a sandwich in one hand and a slip of paper in the other. He looks out of breath and done with the Doctor’s shit, he hands you the piece of paper, and when you look at it you can see it has the numbers 9, 53, 67 and 130 written on it in messy handwriting, “The Doc wants you to answer these questions” he says, turning to leave, “Oh, and she mentioned something about a cat you really shouldn’t be talking to...”

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DOCTOR!!!!

Wait, Doc didn't say anything about not petting the cat... Can I pet the cat?? Can I??? As long as I don't talk to him it's good, right???

Thanks Graham ^^!

9: My best first date

I've only been to a date once in my life so... I guess that one?

We went to the cinema. There aren't any in my hometown so we went to the fanciest one that we had near and spent the afternoon moving between places.

Even though it wasn't the original plan, we ended up watching Warcraft. He picked the film and, honestly? I loved it. I'm still glad that he got which style of movies I like XD. We talked a lot and really had a great time but I may or may not have friendzoned myself the day after lmao XD (which turned out to be for the best because looking back now, my feeling that I wasn't ready for a relationship at the moment turned out to be spot on and we managed to stay good friends. I doubt I would be the person I am today if I had chosen differently, and I'm glad I took that decision. I've really changed a lot these past years XD)

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Congratulations, you officially know more about it than most of my friends irl XD

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

If you're talking about romantic kisses, my friend, there's no one kissing in a thousand miles radius XD

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

I?? Can't recall???

Fuck me, I used to read non stop!!!??? As a kid I had to go weekly to the library because my parents were tired of how fast I'd finish every new book and wouldn't buy me more!!! What the hell happened QwQ?

I think it was either "Morning Star" by Pierce Brown (I'm not a big fan of space settings nor interplanetary wars in novels but god, I loved the Red Rising trilogy. I'm waiting for my cousin to lend me the sequel) or "No sóc el meu ADN" ("I'm not my DNA") by Manel Esteller (I had to read this one during winter holidays for college, so go figure XD). I don't know which one went later.

I started reading "Carmilla" a long time ago, but I get lost easily and I can't understand half of what they're saying QwQ

130: Been fishing?

Once, when I went to Ireland to study abroad for like three weeks. The foster family loved fishing. It was way more entertaining than what I expected and we would return the fish immediately.

ship headcanon meme

Who? What? When? Where? Why?

I’m procrastinating. If you fancy it send me a ship and a number and I’ll tell you my headcanon.

1. Who makes the first move and how? 2. Who is the most insecure and what makes them feel better? 3. Who is the most romantic? 4. Who can’t keep their hands to themselves? 5. Who says ‘I love you’ first? 6. Who would they ask if they ever had a threesome? 7. What do they get up to on a night out? 8. What do they like in bed? 9. What is the most embarrassing thing they have done in front of each other? 10. What two songs, two books and two luxury items do they take to a desert island? 11. What do they hide from one another? 12. What first changes when it starts getting serious? 13. When do they realise they should get together? 14. When one has a cold, what does the other do? 15. When they watch a film what do they choose and why? Who gets the final vote? 16. When the zombie apocalypse comes, how do they cope together? 17. When they find a time machine, where do they go? 18. When they fight, how do they make up? 19. Where do they go on their first date? 20. Where do they go on holiday? 21. Where do they get nervous about going with one another? 22. Where does their first kiss happen? 23. Where is their favourite place to be together? 24. Where do they first have sex? 25. Why do they fight? 26. Why do they need to have a serious chat? 27. Why do their friends get annoyed with them? 28. Why do they get jealous? 29. Why do they fall a little bit more in love? 30. Why does it work (or not work) between them?

Genuinely cannot remember if you reblogged the post, but Hey Fuckface :D

AJDHJAJD SADIE YOU FREAKING ANGEL!!!

You know you didn't need to do this, right? XD

u introduced me to beakly x quackfaster and i was using the otp fluff generator u rbied in ur rb sideblog and now im weeping. am i allowed to share some prompts that came up?

YESS??

PLEASE????

I noticed you drew a Negaverse Agent 22...How about a Negaverse Black Heron? I am a Agent 22 x Black Heron shipper!!!

Anon, you have no idea about how much I love you right now

‌I also hate myself because I just created a gentle spirit and left her in a universe where NegaAgent22 is a thing. What have I done to my baby? Someone please save her QwQ

WARNING: This contains mentions of torture and some other pretty dark things. I tried to not make it too explicit but proceed with caution (there's nothing on the drawings though)

This is the Negaverse's Black Heron before the fateful first time she crossed paths with Agent 22. She's a good-natured engineer, chemist and robotics expert that had formed part of FOWL until its complete annihilation under SHUSH's ruthless attacks and spends her free time fixing and designing defense programs so the weaker part of the population can fend off by themselves instead of becoming easy prey to the rest.

Even though she didn't have anyone to back her up, she managed to get a hold of the page at the auction, snatching it up under both 22 and McDuck's beaks, to prevent them from using the formula to get even more powerful and rule the world. Of course they tracked her down and 22 and her fought, but Heron destroyed the page (partly by accident) before any of them could even glance at the juice's recipe. Agent 22 certainly did NOT like that and was determined to make Heron pay in the most painful way possible (if there's something NegaBeakley certainly shares with her canon counterpart is that they're both terrifying when they're angry). Luckily she managed to escape a week later, thanks to an experimental torture method that got out of hand, causing the explosion that took Heron's arm. Both SHUSH agents thought that she had been burned alive and presumed her dead.

At first, Heron's revenge on Agent 22 was personal. She took away her partners and friends, her arm and tortured her mercilessly for days. But with time she realized that Agent 22 was a blood-thirsty monster that needed to be stopped. This wasn't just for her. The fate of thousands of innocent people depended on whether she stood up to her. And so she tried.

Agent 22 and Black Heron have been dancing around each other for half a century. It's NOT a healthy relationship. I'm sorry

Attempts of murder (only on Heron's part), poisoning, backstabbing, cuts, bruises and all kinds of torture, everything has turned into a refined game of the cat and the mouse over the years that is almost a routine by now.

Heron attempts to kill Agent 22 (after so many years she certainly needs to be creative), gets caugh after getting more or less close to her goal, 22 punishes her as she sees fit, Heron manages to escape and back to the start.

McDuck firmly believes that Beakley is wasting her time with that pathetic weakling and that Heron should have been killed decades ago. But 22 still finds her stubbornness and defiance (still strong as ever even though she has broken her countless times) almost charming and LOVES to toy with her and entertain her little charades, even though, after all these years, they're both so familiar with each other that Beakley can recognize Heron behind any kind of disguise, no matter how perfect it is.

Of course, Heron is not the only mouse Beakley plays with, but she's the one that has lasted the most by a long shot.

They usually don't last a month, Bentina gets tired of them pretty quickly.

It almost looks as if Agent 22 is reticent of killing her "nemesis",as if she had got attached.

As Webby points out to Heron one day, no one else has ever escaped from McDuck Manor's dungeons alive, yet she manages to run away every month or so thanks to a small "miscalculation" from Beakley's part.

But we all know that, no matter in which universe, Bentina Beakley is anything but sloppy.

Deep down, veeery deep down, Agent 22 cares about Heron in her own dark twisted way. She's HERS and if anyone dares to touch a single one of her feathers, nothing will protect them from her wrath.

Heron is drawn to Beakley like a moth to a flame (a very dangerous and sadistic flame) and, after she realizes that Bentina would never actually hurt her to a no-returning point (scars and bruises are good, but 22 would never tore off a limb or cause any damage that would potentially kill her or that Heron couldn't heal on her own after she gets away), Heron becomes more bold and daring, taunting 22 to finish her off and do worse or straight up putting herself in danger in hopes that Agent 22 will also get harmed in the process.

So yeah, they somehow love each other in an unhealthy, twisted way.

Someone get the pencil away from me before I murder someone ajhdjajdjs oh god I'm so sorry

(same anon, i use 🌻 to mark myself) 1. Quackfaster burns their tongue on something hot, Mrs Beakley kisses it better.  2. Mrs Beakley can't sleep without Quackfaster by their side.  3. Quackfaster staring admiringly at Mrs Beakley from across the room. A friend whispers into Quackfaster's ear: 'Why are you so thirsty?'  4.  Mrs Beakley falling asleep in Quackfaster's lap. Quackfaster holds Mrs Beakley close and doesn't move from their spot for hours.  thats all i could fit in a ask ! --🌻

Listen there anon, I'VE??? BEEN THINKING ALL DAY ABOUT THIS??!!!

And I suck at writing but now I wanna learn so we can have the Beakfaster one-shots we all deserve ajshahdjsjfh

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