After Today's Episode I Really Had To Draw Moon's Mighty Hero And Captain Of My Heart

After today's episode I really had to draw Moon's mighty hero and captain of my heart

Please, let her be safe QwQ

Beakley: Me loving Scrooge? Like that'll happen Someone: *hurts Scrooge* Beakley: BUENOS DÍAS, FUCKBOY!

Idk how to tell you that THIS IS CANON, FIGHT. ME!!!

in friendship hates magic mrs beakley says "i've never been anything but myself, except that summer in paraguay" while making a intresting face. the person she was talking abt is morgana change my mind

Anon...

Dear...

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHANGE YOUR MIND IF I BELIEVE THAT TOO????

What was Morgana doing there, I don't know.

Probably getting some weird mushrooms and plants for her magic

But it was her. Fight me.

Ajhdakdhsjhd yOu-

You had to destroy my heart with C, didn't you?

for the headcanon ask,mrs beakley :3?

Headcannon A: What I think realistically

I think Mrs B might turn out to be some sort of immortal? Frank has said that the name “Agent 22” has some significance, so maybe that’s how old she is physically. Not sure why she’d put on the old lady disguise, but I think it’s something to do with her having to go into hiding, I don’t think she needs glasses either, since every other character with glasses has had lenses, except Beakley.

Headcannon B: What I think is fucking hilarious

I like to think that when she’s doing her work she’s great at talking to people, she has an objective, so she knows what she’s doing. But when she’s off duty and just making small talk she’s awful. She’s just as bad as Webby

Headcannon C: What is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Beakley has PTSD from her time as a soy, but does her best to internalise it. But sometimes she’ll hear a loud bang and she’ll get flashbacks. Thunder storms are also an issue, after the family found out they decide to spend Thurber storms together in the living room with a movie to block out the noise. Though once they put on a movie that had war in it which was slightly counter productive

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Beakley is secretly a cat person. She likes how clean they are, and she’s the type of person to talk about them like they’re people, and give them human names like “James”.

Oh, thanks goodness...

@a-small-collection-of-nonsense @flutternoir wanna try?

rb with your straight number

Real talk tho,

Why is no one talking about this??!!!

Just... How many jobs does Quackfaster have??!!

Scrooge give your damn workers a decent pay challenge

Look at how happy she looks while explaining Fort Duckburg's history to the kids QwQ!!!!

Headcanon that being a historian was her passion and she has a degree and everything but we all know how hard finding a job and how shitty economy is, so she ended up in a bunch of different places at once to pay for her retirement.

Also, how could I leave out the best part??

I need a gif of this scene lmao

She beat them up while being completely tied up after they tried to kidnap her and continued her job like "yep, same shit as always" without a single hair out of place????!!

*casually unties herself and tosses away the ropes as if nothing has happened*

I swear to god this lady doesn't get enough credit