Real Talk Tho,

Real talk tho,

Why is no one talking about this??!!!

Just... How many jobs does Quackfaster have??!!

Scrooge give your damn workers a decent pay challenge

Look at how happy she looks while explaining Fort Duckburg's history to the kids QwQ!!!!

Headcanon that being a historian was her passion and she has a degree and everything but we all know how hard finding a job and how shitty economy is, so she ended up in a bunch of different places at once to pay for her retirement.

Also, how could I leave out the best part??

I need a gif of this scene lmao

She beat them up while being completely tied up after they tried to kidnap her and continued her job like "yep, same shit as always" without a single hair out of place????!!

*casually unties herself and tosses away the ropes as if nothing has happened*

I swear to god this lady doesn't get enough credit

Imagine. Beakley, but with extra floof-

SHE'S BUFF AND FLOOF AND I LOVE HER TOO MUCH

PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY PIRATE BEAKLEY

And knight Della <3

Me?? Trying to find a way to exhaust myself bc I'm too excited and restless and I can't sleep after Timephoon?? Idk what you're talking about

Ajhdakdhsjhd yOu-

You had to destroy my heart with C, didn't you?

for the headcanon ask,mrs beakley :3?

Headcannon A: What I think realistically

I think Mrs B might turn out to be some sort of immortal? Frank has said that the name “Agent 22” has some significance, so maybe that’s how old she is physically. Not sure why she’d put on the old lady disguise, but I think it’s something to do with her having to go into hiding, I don’t think she needs glasses either, since every other character with glasses has had lenses, except Beakley.

Headcannon B: What I think is fucking hilarious

I like to think that when she’s doing her work she’s great at talking to people, she has an objective, so she knows what she’s doing. But when she’s off duty and just making small talk she’s awful. She’s just as bad as Webby

Headcannon C: What is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Beakley has PTSD from her time as a soy, but does her best to internalise it. But sometimes she’ll hear a loud bang and she’ll get flashbacks. Thunder storms are also an issue, after the family found out they decide to spend Thurber storms together in the living room with a movie to block out the noise. Though once they put on a movie that had war in it which was slightly counter productive

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Beakley is secretly a cat person. She likes how clean they are, and she’s the type of person to talk about them like they’re people, and give them human names like “James”.

AJDHAJDKSJFGSKJD OH MY FUCKING STARS YES???!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE IS SO DAMN GREAT??!!!!

SPECIALLY Poly Team Magic. OMFG IT'S PERFECT????

You thought I wouldn't ask you double?? >:3 Which headcanons do you have for my purple baby Violet and our cute strong cinnamon roll Webbigail?

I have ALL of them sis

Headcannons A: What I think realistically

I think that Vi is probably going to go through an arc about learning to have fun instead of devoting her entire life to her work, and I think she’ll either have a great bond or a huge rivalry with Huey, one of the two and no in between

I’m pretty sure Webby’s parents are going to end up being SHUSH Agents, having being killed by some FOWL Agents, which is why Beakley kept her in the mansion all those years and trained her to kill fifteen people with a hairdryer and pencil

Headcannons B: What I think is fucking hilarious

Violet has absolutely no understanding of memes, like at all. Lena will show Webby a meme and they’ll both laugh at it and Violet will be in the background like “wHaT dOeS iT mEaN”

Webby is awful with young children, throughout her entire life. Why? Because

A) She can’t lie

and

B) She doesn’t understand that there are some things small children really shouldn’t know about

so if a five year old asks how baby’s are made she pulls up a power point presentation because if she’s gonna teach ‘em she’s gonna teach ‘em right godammit

Head cannons C: What is heart crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Violet gets picked on a lot, usually about her Dads or the fact that she’s a nerd. She had a stone cold demeanour and of anyone asks she doesn’t let it get to her, but it does. She goes through a phase when she’s a teenager when she has no faith in her abilities, barley talks and stops raising her hand in class etc. It takes the entire McDuck-Duck-Beakley-VanderQuack-Mallard-Sabrewing family to help her

Webby is really claustrophobic, she can’t stand being trapped. She needs to be able to move around, or have someone to talk to. Years of being trapped in the manor have made her terrified of long time imprisonment, so the most she can do before starting to panic is a day at most. After that she might start having panic attacks etc.

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Poly. Team. Magic.

I just love to imagine Lena in a tight spot and some villain is all like “I’ve got your precious little girlfriend” and holds up Webby, and then Violets all like “you forgot me bitch” and bursts in, and then Webby bursts in from behind and it turns out the Webby he had was an illusion and ugh I’m gay

Oh, thanks goodness...

@a-small-collection-of-nonsense @flutternoir wanna try?

rb with your straight number