HELPP. THIS IS GLORIOUS

HELPP. THIS IS GLORIOUS

happy @zukkaweek is this too on the nose

Yeetus the childeth

Headcanon of Bruce's wife, reader finds out about Damien being Bruce's son. She treats him as her own son

“You were whoring it up before me?” were the first words out of your mouth after being told about this child by your husband in the Batcave.

Dick choked on his spit. Tim wheezed while getting his ribs taped up (he had been attacked by said child). Bruce inhaled loudly from his nose and you were glared at by this green eyed child who is a duplicate of your husband.

You informed Damian “you can glare at me all you want but you’re under MY roof and in MY cave.”

Damian argued with you claiming that everything his father owns is his birth right.”

“Child, I own your father. That means I own all of his shit,” you said crouching down to his level. “And when he inevitably dies for doing something stupid dressed as a fucking bat, it all legally becomes mine because that’s the least he can do after all the shit I’ve dealt with that he’s given me. Yes, you and your siblings will have trust funds and that’ll be all you have rights to.”

You may not be a vigilante or some super-powered individual but Damian learned quickly that you are one to not fuck around with because he will find out what will happen next. You’re scarier than Batman.

Once on your good side, he’s your precious baby.

TᕼIՏ!

I ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀʏ ɪғ ɪ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʙʟᴏɢ ʟᴍᴀᴏᴏᴏᴏ 😍 ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ᴍɪss NᴇᴛᴇʏᴀᴍYᴀᴡɴᴇ ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ!

( ˘ ³˘) ᗩᘜᗩIᑎ! ᑕOᑎᘜᖇᗩTՏ Oᑎ ᘜᗴTTIᑎᘜ IᑎTO Oᑎᗴ Oᖴ Tᕼᗴ Iᖴ ᑎOT Tᕼᗴ ᗰOՏT ᑭᖇᗴՏTIᘜIOᑌՏ ՏᑕᕼOOᒪՏ Iᑎ ᗩ ᑕOᑌᑎTᖇY 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

KIᗰI ᑎO TOᗪOKᗴ 🩵

Some of these writers here are like celebrities to me, like omg when i interact with me I'm like ”did they send me?!? An ask?! 😍😭😭😭" Or "omg they didn't just interact with my post." I'll be having my little fangirl moment fr, and sometimes forget that I have my own fangirls/fanboys which completely blows my mind sometimes 😭🤌🏻

I FREAKING LOVE THIS AS WELL 😭😭😭

I love simple romance, no drama, no nothing just hugs and comfort 💙

In the middle of the night

TW: Jason x vigilante!reader, fluff, you and jason being sweethearts, Jason being weak on the knees for you, slight curse words, Damian is a cockblocking bitch.

This was what Jason always wanted in life. Peace and quiet. Oh and someone like you of course.

Sitting on the rooftop of a building, after patrol, watching cars and people pass by was Jasons favourite pass time. Just listening to the sound of cars and admiring gothams bright lights.

And his night became so much better when he felt a presence sitting next to him. He didn’t have to turn his head to look who it was. He knew it was you. And when he felt your arms wrapping around his waist he melted right into your embrace.

“Long night?” He let out a sigh at your question and wrapped his own arms around your frame bringing you to sit on his lap, of course after moving back a little, not wanting you to fall down.

He laid his head on the crook of your neck and let out a content sigh after taking a deep breath of your (his) favourite perfume. “Missed you.” He breathed out while tightening his hold on you.

Gripping the hair at the back of his neck you lightly tugged on them so you could finally look at his eyes. Those deep blue eyes that make you fall harder for him every time you see him. “Missed you too jay.” You softly breathed out as you slowly lowered your head so you could finally kiss him.

And as soon as your lips touched he let out a soft sight on your lips, all the tension melting off his shoulders. God he could do this every single second of the day. Breaking off the kiss he almost whined at the way you were looking at him, god he loved you..

Cupping his face with your hands you softly smiled at him. “So pretty my Jay.” You said and softly laid a kiss on his forehead. Jason smiled and he was sure the pupils of his eyes were now transformed to hearts.

He softly pulled you back into him wanting another kiss but before he could do just that his coms made a beeping sound and Damians voice came through. “If you two are done screwing each other, father wants us all at the batcave. Oh and I hope you used protection.” He finished his speech with his little evil giggle.

You looked at Jason in silence not knowing what to say until he opened his mouth.

“You little demon spawn. I swear to fucking god I’m gonna shove your katana so far up your a- .”

{I FREAKING LOVE THIS WHAT}

ᖴᖇOᗰ Tᕼᗴ ᖇIᐯᗴᖇ TO Tᕼᗴ Տᗴᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩᗩ🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Tuktirey, Kiri, Spider, Lo'ak, Neteyam, Aonung, Tsireya and Rotxo for Palestine 🌊🇵🇸

Requested by Cheno 💙🍉

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ᖴᖇᗴᗴ ᑭᗩᒪᗴՏTIᑎᗴ! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Friendly reminder that the reason we’re seeing less coverage on the ground in Palestine from the people who reported to us; is because they are dead. It’s now estimated 100+ journalists have been martyred. It’s why we see less media reporting and coverage. Let that sink in! Also for those who don’t know much about journalism, they have immunity. Killing a journalist is a war crime. They are granted international humanitarian immunity/ law as long as they do not participate in international hostilities. Which of course, we know they did not. So… it’s not just about civilians getting forcibly removed from their land. It’s about international law not meaning ANYTHING to isnotreal. Stop being apolitical!!!! Stop ignoring a systemic crisis. This is an illegal occupation! I will happily make more avatar parallels and comparisons if people need more information and help.

Also I do find it abhorrent and embarrassing to anyone participating in the project olive branch out of the blue, after 8 months of being able to amplify Palestinian voices and advocate for their rights. Keep an eye on these influencers, bloggers, models, actors, friends etc. Don’t be fooled by optical allyship and performative activism 🇵🇸🕊️🌊