Orpheus X Eurydice

Orpheus x Eurydice

Remembering that one time when I got bored a few weeks ago and I made this video for fun.

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Pygmalion x Galatea

Theseus, or the Assless Hero.

Theseus is already a hated figure among Greek Mythology Enthusiasts for any of these reasons:

a) Abandoning Ariadne;

b) Killing his own son;

c) Kidnapping twelve-year-old Helen;

d) All of the above;

But people aren't prepared to talk about his worst, most horrendous crime: not having an ass! And no, I'm not saying that he was flat, that would've been a good situation. What I'm talking about is THIS! 👇

And that, good people, is why Theseus is not badass, only bad. Though I shall emphasize the fact that for someone without an ass he surely was one.

Charon trying to cheer up Hades after a stressful day:

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Nightmare Before Christmas - Bone Daddy

Agamemnon was one of Tantalus' descendants, so imagine Persephone paying him a visit in Tartarus:

Persephone: Bad luck, now we're freezing your water.

Tantalus: Wait, what?

Persephone: Your great-grandson started a ten-year-old war. Oh, and he just sacrificed your great-great-grandaughter. Any question?

Tantalus: Can I have something to eat?

Persephone: No.

Tantalus: Wait, but why- SHIT, IT'S COLD!