Dude Really Proved That He's Better Than Paris.

Dude really proved that he's better than Paris. 😭

Athena, Hera and Aphrodite: choose the most beautiful goddess

me: my girlfriend

Athena, Hera and Aphrodite: what?

me: my girlfriend

Athena, Hera and Aphrodite: she’s not even a goddess

Me: I disagree

Athena, Hera and Aphrodite: so?

Me:

Athena, Hera and Aphrodite:

Me: my girlfriend

In hindsight, it was probably a bad idea to show those paintings without any warning. Forgot that cannibalism can leave a bad taste in your mouth. (That's the last dark joke. I swear. I promise.)

Sorry for disturbing Shrimp Anon.

Those paintings of Kronos honestly disturbed me, truth be told. Maybe I was being naive, but every time I imagined Kronos swallowing his kids it was him literally just swallowing him down his throat. Seeing paintings of him actually chewing on their skins and tearing them apart. Yikes!

No wonder the very second they escape his stomach they immediately join this guy who tells him that he's their brother and they're going to overthrow Kronos.

-Shrimp Anon

Yeah, classical artists like their artistic gore like their artistic nudity.

if you could be born as animal which animal would you be

a barn owl 100%

I searched on the Internet in order to find out what does Charon spend his money on. People's responses are beyond hilarious:

Me: People's weird fethises don't disturb me at all.

Me: ...

Me: Nevermind.

Did you guys know theres a whole side of youtube full of people documenting their terminal illness journeys, like alzheimers and cancers, starting from diagnosis, to treatment attempts, chemo, experimental trial drugs, then they progressively get worse and ultimately you see the last video was updated 6 months or 1 or 2 years ago, or the surviving spouse talks about grief, widowhood, how to carry on as a single parent, etc?

It's a huge trip, and i think i might have poisoned my youutbe algorithm with it as im getting a ton of recomandations, i never knew so many people made video series about their battles with terminal diseases.

Its quite sad, to see videos from 5 years ago of them being healthy and good looking, then things going south, in most final videos they can barely speak, etc

You should try it out, you learn a lot of early warning signs of various diseases and how to catch it. Also makes you appreciate life more.

I'm fucking going camping and im gonna buy a motorcycle and ride it, life is short, any one of us could be dead in 1-2 years.