Don't Mind Me, I Just Remembered That Someone Refferred To Athena As The "Gigastacy Goddess" On The Internet

Don't mind me, I just remembered that someone refferred to Athena as the "Gigastacy Goddess" on the Internet and this still cracks me up.

Minos when he saw baby Asterion for the very first time:

This is very off-topic but a girl asked me if we want to hang out once. I told her that I'm not good at swinging as a joke. For some reason she looked at me as if I said that I just killed someone and left me.

Now I understand why people avoid talking with me.

Will never get over the way IrenHorrors draws Greek Mythology Characters

Athena, Aphrodite and Artemis

Nyx and Semele

Eros×Psyche and Orpheus×Eurydice

Charon, Melinoe and Thanatos

Hades and Persephone

Medusa, Hecate and Eris

Pandora and Lamia

I wish she wouldn't have followed some common modern perpeceptions, such as the shipification of Hades and Persephone or depicting Medusa as a beautiful woman (there's a difference between being terrifying and being unattractive). Otherwise I love her art.

Bellerophon is perhaps one of the best examples of a greek hero who can equally make you either emphatize with or completely despise. On one hand, he was sexually assaulted by a queen, which is quite rare both in real life and in Greek Mythology and still doubted by many people. So having another example of a man being abused by a woman is welcomed. On the other hand, he did a LOT of reckless and/or cruel things, including brutally murdering the Amazons at King Proteus' request or believing that he deserves to live among the gods and trying to reach Mount Olympus.

And yet I haven't seen anyone talking about him.

Dearest aliciavance4228,

I am writing to you on this glorious day to ask the reason behind your inclusion of such a strange picture of an ant in your post explaining Athena's interesting association with there kind?

Why was he (the ant) so close to the lens. Why did it (the ant) look like that? Couldn't you have used a picture with the ant farther away from the camera lens?

Just one look and I've been traumatized, for whenever I close my eyes I see that dastardly ant staring back at me. I fear you have given me a panic attack and, worst of all, unlocked some hidden fears I have not yet understood.

It is too late for me.

Your Most anonymous,

🐼🩷

The funny part is that last night I opened my Tumblr forgetting that I made that post and almost got a heart attack too lmao.

Jokes aside, I'm sorry for that. Promise I will be more careful next time. 👍