Everybody Is Talking About How Hades And Persephone Are Uncle And Niece (and Depending On Their Impression

Everybody is talking about how Hades and Persephone are uncle and niece (and depending on their impression on them they try to either emphasize or erase this aspect), but let's talk about how Iasion was usually Zeus' son with Electra (No, not that Electra. Another one...), which would make Demeter and Iasion aunt and nephew. So the idea that he was both Persephone's brother and her kinda-somehow-depending-on-how-you-view-it step father is... interesting.

Persephone: Mom, I want to talk with you about Plutus' father.

Demeter: Iasion?

Persephone: Did you make him with someone else?

Demeter: Oh, right...

Persephone: You do know that he was young enough to be your son, don't you?

Demeter: And you do know that Hades is old enough to be your father, don't you?

Persephone: ...

Demeter: That's what I was saying.

So... there's a species of caecilian discovered in the Brazilian Amazon named Atretochoana. But everybody calls it the Penis Snake, despite the fact that it's not a penis nor a snake. 😶

Kurt Cobain didn't write a song literally titled "Rape Me" for you guys to say that he "unalived" himself even during professional/formal situations.

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

Also, for the sake of art's love, here are some Anna Brahms Dolls that I ended up associating with greek goddesses.

Hera

Demeter

Hestia

Athena

Persephone

Eos

Hebe

Psyche

Aphrodite

Leto

Short Funny Story

There are three math teachers in my high school, two of them being husband and wife. We has Mr. X as our math teacher, whereas a neighboring class has Mrs. X as their math teacher. Today we were complaining about how both of them are annoying and give us way too difficult homeworks and tests.

Here's was the golden moment from the dialogue:

"I bet they two are talking to each other to give us separate exercises so that we won't be able to copy anything."

"And I bet they're fucking each other as well."

If Apollo would be an animal that would be a dolphin.

I'm not going to elaborate nor apologize.