Gotta Include OP's Tags Come On

gotta include OP's tags come on

some rando on twitter: ugh, jay nakamura is sooo fake! he probably slept his way into dating with superman. and he’s sooo ugly

damian “#1 jay nakamura stan” al-ghul wayne, replying on his very public twitter account: you’re broke. you spend all your time on the internet thirsting after men who will never glance you. you’ve never had a relationship last over 3 months. and is this your address?

Akechi's mask is like that because his dayjob is being fake and he read pinocchio once

confession

I've always saved little parenting tips, soft explanations, and occasional baby hacks in the back of my mind for "that time that I'll need them"

except... since I was young I've only wanted to adopt and in the past few years I think I don't want to raise kids at all

I just I want to do is teach and give good advice, not mold another human being! no Parent Vibes, just Coach Energy; even if I do decide to adopt later in life, I'll take in a teen :)

P.S. all the baby prep I realized is because I'm scared shitless of someone saying "can you look after my baby" and me being a useless bystander

Memorial murals around the world for George Floyd, whose murder by Minneapolis police on 25 May 2020 sparked uprisings in cities around the US, and protests against police racism in various cities around the world.

the comedic beat in this is UNPARALLELED

🤭

Stanford really gets on Mcgucket's nerves and finally gets him to slip into his angry Southern accent which just catches him off-guard and gets Ford to switch to his annoyed Jersey accent

just two guys, both pissed, and really confused at each other's voices