Sirica: Yeah The One Who Killed My Mother Was This Big Gorilla Thing With Giant Scythes

Sirica: Yeah the one who killed my mother was this big gorilla thing with giant scythes

Knuckle Joe: uh oh stinkyyy

Both: SKDKBJGATCJDHKJDIHZVAZVK

Kirby: What's the cruelest thing ever said to you?

Taranza: Sectonia told me that I should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen I waste...

Taranza: I have deprizzion.

Taranza: Doprseion.

Taranza: Derpsaih.

Taranza: Never mind I have the big sad.

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Hey, I got something to tell you! The bob-haired Taranza’s come to the Port Village! Where do you think you are? You happen to be sitting on my roof! I know you’re admiring the Shoppe, but I want you to go do it somewhere else! But maybe if you helped me out free of charge, it would be a different story! #SuperKirbyClash

Video text: Magolor’s problem!

But what about Meta Knight?

there’s two braincells in cappy town

tiff has one and escargoon has the other, and he usually drops his

Chef Kawasaki: Come and eat at Kawasaki's! Every fucking day, you'll come down and we'll stuff your face full of shit!

Chef Kawasaki, whispering: They're onto you Kawasaki. All those innocent people who died from indigestion from eating at Kawasaki's. I killed them of course.