Allthewrongkirbyquotes - Tumblr Posts
Kirby: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
King Dedede: That'd suck because you can't microwave metal.
Escargoon: ...good morning to everyone except these two.
Meta Knight: Tell me a joke.
King Dedede: Okay. What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?
Meta Knight: What?
King Dedede: Trick question, the skunk is the judge, all rise for the skunk judge.
Meta Knight: ...disappointing.
King Dedede: HOW IS THAT DISAPPOINTING!?
Marx: I want to be a reverse tooth fairy where instead I rob people and scatter teeth on their bed.
Taranza: A dentist.
Susie: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to call the cops.
Kirby: Just because Magolor seemed nice, doesn't mean he was a good guy. Meta Knight, does that mean I can't trust anyone?
Meta Knight: Well...yeah! Within reason!
Kirby, somberly: The world in which I once saw happy rainbow colors has suddenly been tinged with gray.
Kirby: Oh well! *walking away happily*
Meta Knight: You pick up that sword.
Kirby: I-I'm twying but I got no fingews!
Meta Knight: You think you'll survive this, Kirby?
Kirby: I don't know! I-I uh I...
Meta Knight: Because your enemies can smell bad children.
Kirby: I'm not a bad child!
Meta Knight: Yeah, you've been a bad kid, haven't ya? HAVEN'T YA!?
Kirby: No NO! Pwease no! I'm just a pwecious little boy!
Meta Knight: Then you pick up that sword KIRBY! Grab it. GRAB IT!
Kirby: *grabbing the sword*
Meta Knight: That's more like it!
The end of Kirby's Dreamland
Kirby: I think I'll take that food now, King Dedede.
King Dedede: Sure, go ahead. You ruined my life already, you might just take what little is left.
Kirby: Thank you, friend.
King Dedede: I hate you.
That one episode about Scarfy in K:RBAY in a nutshell
Kirby: Hey, how you-
Scarfy: *growls*
Kirby: Aah! Get your fucking Scarfy bitch!
King Dedede: It don't bite.
Kirby: Yes it does!
Susie: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Queen Sectonia: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
Taranza: As a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.
Dark Meta Knight: Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS!
Daroach: What did you say, punk?
Dark Meta Knight: BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!
Daroach: Well, these claws ain't for just attracting mates.
Dark Meta Knight: Bring it on old man, BRING IT ON!
Kirby: No people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
Susie: Oh, so now the talking gumball is going to preach to us.
Chef Kawasaki: Come and eat at Kawasaki's! Every fucking day, you'll come down and we'll stuff your face full of shit!
Chef Kawasaki, whispering: They're onto you Kawasaki. All those innocent people who died from indigestion from eating at Kawasaki's. I killed them of course.
Meta Knight: Do Catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin?
King Dedede: Do Irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan?
Bandana Waddle Dee: Does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos?
Kirby: What’s trigonometry?
Kirby: What's the cruelest thing ever said to you?
Taranza: Sectonia told me that I should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen I waste...
Adeleine: I used this to help me with my homework. Fourth grade is a toughie!
Magolor: 4th grade is tough? Hah! I needed this laugh. Just wait 'till you get to college, kid.
Meta Knight: Imagine being an adult trying to one-up a nine-year-old.
Kirby: We have to save Susie!
Meta Knight: Why?
Kirby: ...those arguments aside, we're saving her anyways.
Comforting Taranza
Susie: Hey, at least you have clouds to look forward to.
Taranza, crying: I-I just wish my kingdom was better...it's all...
Susie: It's alright, it's alright. I believe in you.
Taranza: D-don't patrontize me.
King Dedede: I'm Dedede and I'm from Dreamland so everything's always perfect.
Susie: Oh, fuck off!
Marx: Might fuck around and become a demonic entity.
Kirby: Okay, have fun with that!
Meta Knight: Ayy girl are you a Rubix Cube?
Susie: No, why?
Meta Knight: Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.
Sad? Buy a plant. Happy? Buy a plant. Sick of everyone? Buy a huge carnivorous plant and place it by the entrance of your home.
Taranza, probably
Nago, sitting in a box: If you're all so clever, why don't you make cardboard boxes in your size?
King Dedede: We did. They're called coffins.
Magolor: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Marx: It's not water.
Magolor: Vodka, I like your style.
Marx: Its vinegar.
Magolor: What?
Marx: It's vinegar, pussy.