Though We Were Awful For Each Other, Two Star Crossed Lovers

though we were awful for each other, two star crossed lovers

i’d do it all again

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

Small random R!Schlatt HC.

He needs compression socks and a cane. Which makes it harder for him to walk, so he prefers to sit down.

Makes also for some sweet moment between him and Quackity. When Q actually helps him to put those on, as they can be a big pain to pull up.

Schlatt wouldn't really apologize for his past actions, but Quackity won't mention it either. Both are horrible at communication.

Schlatt would actually hate to be seen with the cane but literally can't walk safely without it.

He would slowly manage to reconnect with Fundy, who almost caused him to crash to the floor by jumping on him the first time he saw the ram in las nevadas-

Also. If Schlatt is a hybrid between a goat and a sheep...he would be infertile. Thank you for the attention.

(This would imply that Tubbo is adopted or Schlatt just found him on the street. Tubbo started following him around because he is the first "sheep" hybrid that he saw-)

This is one of my favorite ship tropes. The immortal finding pieces of his past lover in inanimated objects...natural phenomenon...or other people?? Please-

I mean...Schlatt literally speaking Spanish on their date was freaking adorable- ("ma capezaaaa")

"the cpumpkins power dynamic is so fucked up 😱" cpumpkins power dynamic: