Schlatt - Tumblr Posts

Here have the post I made on Valentine's. Something casual, y'know

Some dsmp doodle blobs

i will be thinking about this forever. btw. bro literally went 😳😳😳 then went on to enlighten tommy and phil about bbls

fragrance man redraw that the discord voted on >:) original under cut

Revivedshlatt redraw from a little less than a year ago now, i think?

Original under the cut

SHLAGG

been trying so very hard to draw jschlatt. it's difficult

every time i remember that schlatt partnered wwith fvuicking HATSUNE MIKU from Vocaloid to make a plush, i die a little bit

WAIT

jeff would drink beer with schlatt

AND

jane would be good friends with minx!!!

True.

Jeff would always accept a good convo with beer, but Schlatt better know ASL or to read, lol. My scarred man might actually punch him if he said something REALLY 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 stupid though (he does that with everyone)

Jane would, yeah. Though shell randomly leave in their convos for no reason at all tbh. But shed be super nice with her and shed sometimes give her random recipes for cooking, or instructions for creative gifts to give to friends and stuff like that, just cuz.

im the single funniest person ever. someone understand

i will not explain, i will not elaborate, good luck

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

friends and I defaced jschlatt on the school smart board during pride co today

Hello, children. You are not welcome here! Fuck off.

This is an 18+ blog with NSFW content on it.

(I'm remaking my intro post.)

About Me:

• Amalia, 18, AFAB (she/her/hers), NEW YAWK!!!

• Previously softlilbunbun

People I Do Not Want Here:

- Fuckin' CHILDREN - that includes YOU, 17-year-olds! 🫵🏻

- Fuckin' WEIRDOS (pedophiles, hebephiles, ephebophiles)

- Fuckin' ASSHOLES (racists, homophobes, transphobes, etc.)

- Fuckin' MORE WEIRDOS (I do not do DMs)

Stuff I'm Into:

Jschlatt. That's the whole skit.

• BDSM

• Rape (might write this, might not)

• Pet play

• I can't think of everything

Stuff I Am Not Into:

(Most of this is self-explanatory.)

• Fuckin' body fluids (scat / watersports / emetophilia / etc.) || Cum and some piss are exceptions. 🤤

• Fuckin' people up (gore / blood / mutilation)

• Fuckin' really weird shit (that I'm not into)

What am I doing on here?:

JSCHLATT SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for reading. >:P

present mic but he has a podcast,, not like *that* but like how schlatt had the weekly slap. He's got comedy to entice adults but he's focused towards teens. they (mostly students) send him questions every week that are sometimes stupid and sometimes serious, looking for help and advice and he responds with his own experiences and mixes jokes inbetween

last week my friend got really into chuckle sandwich and then came to class and said i was “the schlatt to [her] ted” and it’s probably the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

sitting down next to me at a coffee shop where there’s tables available next to me, is normal.

Sitting down next to me as an older man at a coffee shop where there’s tables available next to me, is also normal.

Sitting down next to me as an older at a coffee shop where there’s tables available next to me and speaking to me, again, is normal.

But sitting down next to me as an older man at a coffee shop where there’s table available next to me and first thing you say to me is “don’t worry I’m not gonna drug you”, not fucking normal.

Like, WHAT!? Who said you were!? Now I’m thinking you might! Where is this coming from!? I don’t know you, get away!

Overrules and overthrown

dsmp doodles - 7/23/21 - 2/6/22