Jace, After The Dinner: Why Are You Following Me?helaena: We're Friends Now!jace: That's Fine, But Why

jace, after the dinner: why are you following me? helaena: we're friends now! jace: that's fine, but why is aemond also following me helaena: well, you see- aemond: we're a package deal, bitch. jace: but don't you hate- aemond: PACKAGE. DEAL.

Jerome: i’d gas up (y/n) for anything

Jerome: they be running over curbs and shit and I’d be like hell yeah babe you a bad bitch don’t need no fucking road

More muslim Y/N headcanons..

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Luke : so you doesnt eat for a whole 15 hours!?!?

Leia : what about drink?

Y/N : nope

-> 5 mins later

Han, sneakily gives you water and food : just eat, i won't tell god.

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Y/N, praying peacefully on rasor crest : ~

Din, sit beside you and start to ask your opinion : what do you think?

Y/N : *still praying, hopeing he will understand

Din : hello? Are you deaf?

Y/N 0,5 sec later : *preceeds to smack din with sajadah nonstop

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Y/N : *praying as usual

Young anakin : *Climbs on top of your head bc he's bored on the ship

Y/N : when can i get up from my rukuk (bow)...

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Boba : so you cant married with a non.. Muslam men?

Fem!Y/N : muslim. And yes, if im a boy i could marry a non muslim women-

Fennecc : how about marrying men?

Fem!Y/N : thats prohibited, its against the rule-

Fennecc : *slams on the table* YOU CANT BE GAY?

Fem!Y/N : YOU LITERALLY LET A MAN USING A TIN CAN SLIDE LIKE THAT BUT YOU CANT UNDERSTAND ME THAT I CANT BEING GAY? THATS RELIGION SHAMING-

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Ahsoka : *eats pork* you want one?

Y/N : no pork is prohibited in my-

Ahsoke : *spits it out* WAIT YOU CANT BE A JEDI IF YOU EAT PORK?

Y/N : IM NOT EVEN FINISH TALKING AHSOKA

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Clone Wars x House of the Dragon slay

You: This is a mistake.

Jerome: A mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day!

You: But not today.

Jerome: Oh no, today’s gonna be a mess.