I Keep Using My Girlfriend With Unusual Work Hours To Get Out Of Coworker Interactions And Happy Hours

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

Sorry, I’m retired.

Aliens have finally managed to track down the most dangerous being in the galaxy, on earth, hanging out with a bunch of humans because it likes their company.

ANY KIND OF ABUSE IS NEVER LIMITED TO ANY ONE GENDER/AGE/RACE/CASTE SEXUALITY!!!!

IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANY ONE!!

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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So it's just not me right?? Like there is no genuine portrayals of teenagers in the media, it's either innocent baby nerd or bad boy delinquent

I mean don't make teenagers cinnamon rolls and stuff but like don't make them out to be characters in euphoria.

The way people portray teenagers in regular media and fanfiction confuses/annoys me, the only semi accurate portrayals seem to be in PJO.

But as an example in fanfiction, Tom Holland's Spider-man is treated so oddly in fanfics. By Homecoming he's 15, and i get that some people have him younger but to have him act like a five year old seems weird. I mean, no teenager I've ever met would refuse to swear or snuggle up to practical strangers or giggle constantly. And I think its fine, people can make whatever they want and its not my place to shame them for it, that sort of thing isn't ok. It just irks me that almost every SM fanfic is Spider baby and Irondad, and sure sometime they're very sweet, but Tony treated him really toxicly in canon homecoming so idk, i just wish we could have a fifteen year old spidey that swears constantly (like most fifteen year olds do) is actually sassy and actually gets his inspiration from Uncle Ben instead of Tony.