I'll Sue Ya In A Kazakh Way

I'll Sue Ya in a Kazakh Way

A lyric parody of Weird Al's song "I'll Sue Ya"

I sued Rakhat 'cause I ate half a million candies, and I've got a toothache

I sued local dental clinic 'cause the prices here are so high I have too much money to make

I sued ABDI 'cause I screwed my haircut while using their scissors now I'm gonna go bald

I sued Medeu 'cause I went here just one time and I've got a cold

I sued FixPrice 'cause their products are so cheap it makes my teeth swell

I sued Kaspi Bank 'cause I visited their place in a hot summer day and didn't feel very well

I sued Bayan Sulu 'cause I fed their chocolate to my dog, now it's gonna see the vet

I sued Kazpost 'cause I've been waiting for letters for years, but haven't received any yet

Yeah

If you comment me over my own mistake

If you ask me to behave nice 'cause it's a public place

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh

I sued KazMunaiGaz 'cause I've used their oil to make myself a meal, now it tastes bad

I sued Kazakhtelecom 'cause I forgot to pay for the Internet, now in a forest I've lost a track

I sued Qazaq Republic 'cause I bought some of their oversize clothes, but they were too big

I sued Anvar 'cause I walked into their market with a bunch of weasels but they didn't like my shtick

I sued Zerde 'cause all attempts to cure my hernia with herbal tea were vain

I sued Kazakhstan 'cause my government never said that life will be such a pain

I sued Weird Al 'cause I couldn't come up with another brand for this frickin' song

I sued Azamat Musagaliev, 'cause I don't care anymore

Ugh

If I get a bruise while trying to break your arm

If I hurt my leg while trying to loot your farm

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you

Ugh

Ugh

Ugh

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha

I'll sue ya, what you all think of that?

I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha

Booya! I'll sue ya!

Ughh

today's vetted campaigns. please continue to give as you can and share.. your help can save lives.

june 7th:

Artist Nada Saftawi and her three children (€1,543/€15,000) - @nadasaftawi

Mohammad Awni and his family of six (€95/€45,000) - @mohamedawni

Hamsa Mohammad's family of five (including her disabled and injured grandmother, a newborn, and a 3-year-old) (€3,420/€30,000) - @hamsamohammad

The Shamaly family, including 15 children and their elderly grandfather ($21,200 CAD/$90,000 CAD) - @familydeea

Amjad Almoghrabi, his wife Rasmia, and their little son (€9,352/€25,000) - @amjad20011

Shahad Abu Musa and her family of seven ($10,381/$40,000) - @shahdhatem

Reham Al Jarrah and her family of seven (€1,957/€49,000) - @rehamjarrah

Raghad Qanou's family of eight (£53/£55,000) - @rhq274

Basically

This bullet almost killed me! During clashes and exchanges of fire by the army, this is exactly what happens here at every moment. We do not know what the correct direction is or what path we should take. We do not know what the future holds for us. This bullet passed by my side at a distance of not one meter! It almost separated my life from my death, so I hope you will help me so that my family and I can escape genocide. When you donate, you give us a chance to survive and search for a safe life outside the war zone... Thank you for your valuable time ❤️ ..

Please save us and don't broke my heart..

You are our last hope!

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Donate to Help me evacuate my family from Gaza, organized by Shahed Abumousa

Hi , My name is Shahad ABUMOUSA ، I am 20 years old ... I' am from GAZ… Shahed Abumousa needs your support for Help me evacuate m

@nabulsi @sayruq @palipunk @fairuzfan @stil-lindigo @communistchilchuck @queerstudiesnatural @northgazaupdates @el-shab-hussein @ibtisams @fallahifag @vakarians-babe @plomegranate @sar-soor

🇵🇸GAZA ESCAPE FUNDS🇵🇸

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This is a running list of users in Gaza who have reached out to me to ask to share their campaigns. They are all vetted campaigns, but not by me. That credit goes to users el-shab-hussein and nabulsi, and most of the verifications come from this spreadsheet that they compiled.

I will try to keep this list updated daily with any new users who reach out to me, as well as with the amounts raised. I’ll also try to keep the urls of each person up to date, as staff keeps banning Palestinian users and forcing them to remake.

Please follow all of these users and donate what you can to their campaigns!!

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Laila Shaqoura: €14k/€45k

@lailashaqoura, number 152 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Wafaa Alnhal: €10k/€35k

@hebsnhel, number 171 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Ruba Shaban: €22k/€60k

@rubashabansblog, number 90 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Issam Aziz: €10k/€12k

@haifaaziz98, number 179 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Amneh Sharif: $6.6k/$90k

@amnehsharif10, number 140 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Nada Saftawi: €4.8k/€16k

@nadasaftawi, number 182 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Iyad Sobhe: £8.6k/£60k

(terminated, formerly iyadsobhe), number 173 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Dr. Nasser Mohammed: £3.4k/£50k

(terminated, formerly nassermohamed9), Verified by nabulsi

Nahla & Amal: €2k/€80k

@jrk85, number 178 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Ahmed Iyd: £9.7k/£150k

(terminated, formerly ahmediyds), number 116 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Renad Magid: £13k/£25k

@renadmagidnew, number 128 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Amira Alanqar: €5k/€20k

@ameera-anq, Verified by nabulsi

Mohammed Hilles: €11k/€20k

@hmzamahamed3, number 176 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Rania Ibra: £12k/£35k

@ranibra71, number 154 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Malk Al Zaeem: $14k/$50k

@malkzaeem, number 129 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Amal Abu Shammala: €53k/€57k

@amalisam, number 24 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

NOTE: Amal’s family has been evacuated to Egypt, but Amal is continuing to raise funds to support her displaced relatives and to recover from losing her job and being scammed out of $20k in the process of evacuating her family. Please keep on donating to her both the above campaign and this second campaign, which has raised $2.4k/$10k!

Nael Helles: $15k/$50k

@nael-helles, number 85 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Ahmed & Dina: €9.5k/€35k

@zinaeleenyamin, verified by nabulsi

Hani Al-Hajjar: €26k/€50k

@skatehani, number 75 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi

Mohammed Alanqer: €11k/€38k

@mohamedalanqer, number 174 on this spreadsheet by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi