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I'll Sue Ya in a Kazakh Way

A lyric parody of Weird Al's song "I'll Sue Ya"

I sued Rakhat 'cause I ate half a million candies, and I've got a toothache

I sued local dental clinic 'cause the prices here are so high I have too much money to make

I sued ABDI 'cause I screwed my haircut while using their scissors now I'm gonna go bald

I sued Medeu 'cause I went here just one time and I've got a cold

I sued FixPrice 'cause their products are so cheap it makes my teeth swell

I sued Kaspi Bank 'cause I visited their place in a hot summer day and didn't feel very well

I sued Bayan Sulu 'cause I fed their chocolate to my dog, now it's gonna see the vet

I sued Kazpost 'cause I've been waiting for letters for years, but haven't received any yet

Yeah

If you comment me over my own mistake

If you ask me to behave nice 'cause it's a public place

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh

I sued KazMunaiGaz 'cause I've used their oil to make myself a meal, now it tastes bad

I sued Kazakhtelecom 'cause I forgot to pay for the Internet, now in a forest I've lost a track

I sued Qazaq Republic 'cause I bought some of their oversize clothes, but they were too big

I sued Anvar 'cause I walked into their market with a bunch of weasels but they didn't like my shtick

I sued Zerde 'cause all attempts to cure my hernia with herbal tea were vain

I sued Kazakhstan 'cause my government never said that life will be such a pain

I sued Weird Al 'cause I couldn't come up with another brand for this frickin' song

I sued Azamat Musagaliev, 'cause I don't care anymore

Ugh

If I get a bruise while trying to break your arm

If I hurt my leg while trying to loot your farm

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue

Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you

Ugh

Ugh

Ugh

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, I'll take all your money

I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny

I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha

I'll sue ya, what you all think of that?

I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha

Booya! I'll sue ya!

Ughh