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weird al's polka medleys are like adhd versions of my favorite songs, all in one
hey is this a common thing when you become obsessed with something like a piece of media or a creator and you imagine talking to them in your head
everytime i see a piece of media which mentions my country i start to jump all over my room biting my nails giggling stimming so badly
when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
how do i get al yankovic out of my head
my laptop keeps feeding me with bsodas
YEAAAAAH ITS A PARTY IN THE CIA
YEAAAAAH ITS A PARTY IN THE CIA
my stupid head when i discover some cute pairing i've never heard about
hello guys i'm obsessed with samurai jack now. gonna post smth on him later (maybe)
A Question
"I was wondering... What do you look like without the sunglasses?" suddenly asked Jack. "You wear them every day and I don't remember seeing your eyes."
Johnny raised his eyebrows, took off his sunglasses and looked at his friend. A pair of squinted black eyes looked at him, with slight curiosity sparkling in them.
"What do you look like without your robe?" he asked back. Samurai turned his face on the wall, seemingly being worried. "I mean, for real, what do you–"
Johnny was staring at Jack, waiting for an answer, until he realised something.
"I'm sorry..." he whispered while his face was slowly turning red.
"Just word your question better next time," sighed Jack, trying to keep it together, waiting in the line of a crowded cafe. "And also, it's called gi."
https://youtu.be/u9m16BKK6Yo?si=23IUvsuQbfEitocy
none of my obsessions lasted for as long as my hyperfix on weird al
like i can't help myself but think about him non stop wtf
I'll Sue Ya in a Kazakh Way
A lyric parody of Weird Al's song "I'll Sue Ya"
I sued Rakhat 'cause I ate half a million candies, and I've got a toothache
I sued local dental clinic 'cause the prices here are so high I have too much money to make
I sued ABDI 'cause I screwed my haircut while using their scissors now I'm gonna go bald
I sued Medeu 'cause I went here just one time and I've got a cold
I sued FixPrice 'cause their products are so cheap it makes my teeth swell
I sued Kaspi Bank 'cause I visited their place in a hot summer day and didn't feel very well
I sued Bayan Sulu 'cause I fed their chocolate to my dog, now it's gonna see the vet
I sued Kazpost 'cause I've been waiting for letters for years, but haven't received any yet
Yeah
If you comment me over my own mistake
If you ask me to behave nice 'cause it's a public place
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
Ugh
I sued KazMunaiGaz 'cause I've used their oil to make myself a meal, now it tastes bad
I sued Kazakhtelecom 'cause I forgot to pay for the Internet, now in a forest I've lost a track
I sued Qazaq Republic 'cause I bought some of their oversize clothes, but they were too big
I sued Anvar 'cause I walked into their market with a bunch of weasels but they didn't like my shtick
I sued Zerde 'cause all attempts to cure my hernia with herbal tea were vain
I sued Kazakhstan 'cause my government never said that life will be such a pain
I sued Weird Al 'cause I couldn't come up with another brand for this frickin' song
I sued Azamat Musagaliev, 'cause I don't care anymore
Ugh
If I get a bruise while trying to break your arm
If I hurt my leg while trying to loot your farm
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, I'll take all your money
I'll sue you, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha
I'll sue ya, what you all think of that?
I'll sue you, ha ha ha ha ha
Booya! I'll sue ya!
Ughh
hi! i haven't been here for a while...
for a couple of days i've been working on my lil project, which is Darkestville Castle (Fan) Wiki!
there seems to be a lack of information on this game's characters, locations info and other stuff online, so i've made a place dedicated to collect it. you can help by sharing it or contributing to it!
LINK:
https://darkestville-castle.fandom.com/wiki/Darkestville_Castle_Wiki
do you guys fw weird al selfcest
woke up to early; was dreaming of union yaoi