Zeus No Poor Hebes Teacher

Zeus no 😭😭 Poor Hebes teacher

Random nymph at the store: Hey! Zeus, is that you?

Zeus: Er- Do I know you?

Nymph: You’re the father of one of my children!

Zeus: What?...

Zeus: Oh my gods, are you that stripper from that one night in the Underworld two years ago?

Nymph: I’m your daughter Hebe’s teacher at school.

I didn’t have time to see it in theater so I’ve just been bing watching it whenever I get a chance too and it is amazing! I’ve watched it like 5 time and I’ve watched it with my little sister she loves it.

Just got back from watching strange world in the theater and I’m a whole new kind of pissed.

It’s so good, I loved it, it had a lot of ghibli aspects while still being Disney and it had a gay main character, and it’s a family movie, and it’s so good.

And I was in the stadium completely alone, I was the only person watching.

I loved it, it had the wonder of treasure planet and cycles of trauma, and good parental relationships, and it was good. and I was the only person in the stadium.

I was in that room completely alone. and I’m pretty sure that’s how it’s been since it’s been released.

the first Disney movie with an openly gay main character, and people dont know it exists, and the people who do, are leaving bad reviews laced with bigotry.

Guys please watch it, it’s a wonderful movie, it did nothing wrong to be so maliciously not advertised by Disney,

Don’t worry I love you Hephaestus 😭❤️

Hephaestus: If I tell you that I love you, will you say it back?

Aphrodite: Of course

Hephaestus: I love you

Aphrodite: It back

I can’t believe that this has over 300 likes and reblogs I didn’t expect anything out of this post I guess because the anime wasn’t out when I posted it. Now the anime’s out and more people are reading Chainsaw man. Beams my favorite. Anyways thanks!!

Beam, from chainsaw man, seeing 2 stuffed animal sharks, one black one white: BROTHER!! Y/N MY BABY BROTHER IS TRAPPED IN THE CLEAR BARRIER THING!!! AND BOTH OF THEM!! WE NEED TO SAVE THEM!!

Y/n, giving in to his cuteness: Ok ok!! I’ll buy them for you!!

Beam, about to break the glass to save them: REALLY?!? THANKS!! BROTHERS IM COMING FOR YOUUU.

Y/n, walking though the doors while watching Beam press his face into the glass: Ok I’ll be out in a minute.

-5 minutes later-

Beam, cuddling his two baby brother sharks to his face: It’s ok it’s ok boy brother is here to protect you.

Y/n, now knowing they will be stuck buying every stuffed animal shark they come across: Glad you like them!

Inspiration: I don’t know if they have tumbler but they have a tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPGCCft/

Got it. Now it’s time to just get the pomegranate pants and then wait for the sweater to come out

This Sweater It looks like Persephone herself embroidered it for you because you made a comment about missing her/the underworld every so often, and you’re always so cold in New York and so she made you this sweater with her own hands on her loom using the cotton she harvested from the underworld and dye she made from pomegranates so you always remember home and that loves you 💖

I agree Ares. It’s so hard to spell so after a while I just use speech to text 😭

Aphrodite: It’s been 15 minutes and he still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt?

Eros: Mama, just give him some time.

*Meanwhile*

Ares: *Struggling to spell gorgeous*