I Sleep With Alucard All The Time But I Do Wish He Was Real For Me T_T

I sleep with Alucard all the time 🥰 but I do wish he was real for me T_T

fluff that leads to sexy time is always a favorite for myself personally. may we get the boys and big bad vlad finding their s/o snuggled in bed clinging to whatever article of clothing or pillow? their precious s/o missed them and needed to hold onto something that had their lover's scent to bring them comfort and relax them into a nap.

Shirts & Pillows

📍Hmm, tall order especially with Alucard=Vlad at 6'6" (198 cm). So some Vlad alive and undead. I will do Dom Aizawa too. Not sure how this will 'cum' out three versions of Alucard and two of Dom Daddy Aizawa..

(though will not be all the time, on all asks)

✔️I decided to leave the Somnophilia kink out of this ask.

👁•Due note: I think Vlad would be more likely to bathe more regularly as a political prisoner he would have been forced to bathe more. I have included an article on public baths called hamams.

⚠️🚫⚠️Warnings: foul language ( 3 words), coitus, oral sex f/m & m/f Dom/sub, pet names, bratty sub-orgasm denial, terrible humor.

✔️Minors Do Not Interact ‼️

📍The human men: Vlad Drǎculea & Shouta Aizawa

⛩️•Shouta Aizawa

•Aizawa has been on a secret mission observing some of Shigaraki's new villainous Crew members. It's been a week since you had seen him.

•You have resorted to sleeping on his side of the bed and snuggling his pillow every night.

•As he quietly walks through to the shower, Shota/Shouta stops to see you on his side of the bed. He lets a long sigh out and then heads to shower.

It's good to be home with you again..

•He returns to you sleeping with only tight fitting black briefs. Aizawa will nuzzle into the nape of your neck if lying on your side.

•If sleeping in the nude with only a shirt, he will quietly wake you as he snuggles in for the most bare skin contact possible. This may or may not lead to sleepy time coitus as he would tuck his cock between your legs.

You have final say though..

"It would seem babe," he whispers in your ear. "Someone missed me? Mhm..missed you too."

🪢•Dom Aizawa

•It has been on a long patrol on a Saturday and it's well into the night when he arrives home. Perhaps you came to get a glass of water or a snack because you can't sleep still.

You have been waiting up..

•His head tilts and eyes grow heavy lidded. You are a very naughty little one. Wearing one of his black tank shirts and Nothing else.

He gets a great view of side boob..

•A low growl escapes as he quickly lifts you and then your back is pressed to the counter or dining table. His arms lock around your thighs as he opens your legs wide.

A wicked grin crosses his lips as he then licks them.."Some Little one needs to be taught a lesson about teasing me?"

•He blows a breath across your sensitive bundle of nerves before he goes down. Shouta sucks and licks at first then thrusts his tongue in you. Just when you grow close to orgasm he shows down.

"Brat, what did I say about teasing me?" He chuckles softly.

•The third time's the charm as Shouta eats you out until you cum. Unless of course you sent risque photos earlier then it's going to be a long night.

Aizawa drank extra strong black coffee just to 'handle' you, little bratty one.

🛡•Dhampir Vampire Hunter D

•Can't steal his shirt because he's always wearing his traveling clothes for the most part. But you can steal the noble influence sleep bag he carries on his cyborg horse.

•Though creepy ol Lefty is security until the current area is safe and secure. Then Sacred Ancestor's son will return to you.

but…

•That means stripping some to snuggle in the sleeping bed roll. Some bare skin to skin time. Being a Dhampir, his heart beat and his body is warm not like other Nobility.

•His arms wrap around in a strong embrace. If facing each other your chin is tucked under his chin. If against your back, well holding a breast.

This usually leads to going farther than laying together..

"Can't you two keep it down? A demon needs his rest sometimes you know.." Lefty grumbles.

♟️• Vlad (alive)

•He would be 'barreling' through his living quarters on a mission dealing with Boyars (Romanian nobles)so he has been too busy to spend time with you.

•So when Vlad finds you taking a nap, he stops suddenly to watch you. He wishes he could join you for a nap but duty is calling.

•You really must be missing him as you are wearing one of his shirts and his pillow is in a death grip as you take your nap.

•Next he would sit down on the large bed and shake your shoulder softly to wake you, "I can give you something better to remind you of me. Perhaps my 'sloboz'? You would smell of me longer…"

Yes?

Or No..?

You decide…

•⚠️⚠️⚠️•Now time for something disgusting trivia about semen and states described by Romanians. You may want to skip..

🤬Words related to semen

❗️sloboz: roughly equivalent to "cum" (sperm)

smecleu: another less common word for 'sloboz'

‼️malachie: a word that has its origins in Greek or Romany, that refers to semen seeping from the vagina.

⁉️mehlem: it describes a state of cum, after a few minutes in open air.

⛔️zmatca: it is the second grade of cum degradation, after 'mehlem', meaning the state of cum after it stayed under sunlight for a few hours. It now has a certain smell of rotten egg and a disgraceful view

🛑hasmaz,carmaz: it is the final state of cum degradation, similar to 'zmatca coclita', used to describe something particularly disgusting.

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The Undead Department: Vampire King

🩸•Vlad (undead)

•vladcard has more time on his hands. So when he spies you sleeping within his shirt and his pillow tightly held, he has to 'visit'. Partly it's because the overgrown undead cat has to mark you again.

• Scent and purplish love marks..dragging his fangs across your sensitive skin.

Tugging on earlobes..

•Bad Vlad would remove his growing hard dick from his pants and kneel in the bed. You would wake up to a precum dick dribbling and wanting to be sucked on.

•Gentleman Vlad would strip down to just pants and climb on the bed. He would begin kissing any bare skin he could locate quickly.

Big Bad Vlad will take it as far as you will let him go..

"Un peu de bite entre les cuisses? (how about a little bit of dick between those thighs)" Vlad asks playfully as his fangs peek from under his upper lip.

🍷•Alucard (undead of course)

•Alucard would love seeing the sight of you sleeping with his pillow. He most likely would have Walter purchase a body pillow

(Hellsing can only buy so many sets of ear plugs so leftover budget money. You decidewhat the ear plugs are for))

It helps for when he does need to rest in his coffin..

•His favorite thing to do is dismiss his clothing. (Yeah he's naked under his shadow generated clothes 🤬) He gracefully moves across the mutual bed and presses up against your back. Then his long arms secure the pillow to trap you between him and the pillow.

"Y/n, let me show you how much I adore you in my bed.."he chuckles in a deep baritone voice.

You know what it means…

•Alucard is going to use his vampiric oral kink to lick, suck and thrust his tongue on you and in you.

🤬God damn fucking long vampire tongue!😡

📍Footnotes:

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Somnophilia

Instant Romanian-ish

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Happy special birthday to you all 🎂❤️

How would D, Alucard and Aizawa celebrate their s/o’s birthday?

It’s not my intention to brag but my birthday is coming up soon and it made me curious about how these three men would react.

🎂Your Special Birthday 🎂

📍So believe it or not, I did some research for this one. I don't know which generation (better 18 or older gen z😁) you are. Also I'm a total outlier. 

Defined outlier: noun

something that lies outside the main body or group that it is a part of, as a cow far from the rest of the herd Aka someone who stands apart from others of his or her group, as by differing behavior, beliefs, or religious practices:

🤬And an angry one at that…

🧩 Anyrate now comes the writing part. This is a challenge too as not sure what you like, so throwing provebal darts at Alucard and he cheats.😵‍💫

⚜️ •Vampire Hunter  D

⏳️This scenario is different as in the future of Earth, 12,000 years after a nuclear war destroyed most of civilization..

D would be about seeing the unique and mysterious aspects of this future:

•He would take you to forgotten Noble flower gardens with the rarest plants and flowers that won't try eating you for a meal.

•Exotic and mostly safe animals..ones that most humans have never seen, let alone be able to touch some.

•D playing a wooden flute he crafted with his vampiric nails. It probably has a carved pattern. And can this man play beautifully or not?  

•Better yet he would sing some lines from a Noble song called song of D. Yes D has a song which almost forgotten by nobles about Sacred Ancestor's only success, D.

•Perhaps acquiring season sensitive fruit to create a fabulous cake or favorite dessert.

•Most things are well in D's grasp though flying a Noble ship to Jupiter and visiting a vampire base is a No. He doesn't trust you will get back in one piece. (And yeah the cannons can still hit Earth from Jupiter)

•Romantic things like holding hands, delicate kisses and body massages. But you are in the mood for some rough birthday sex fun, he's game too.

It's all about you on your birthday…

❤️‍🔥

⛩️ •Shouta Aizawa 

•Shouta is too busy between you, teaching and underground hero business. So…

•Hizashi Yamada is his loud wing man. Instagram and tik tok fueled announcing your birthday. Hizashi creates what the rest of the world gets to see of you on your special day.

•Small group of hero friends party with such gifts as self care sets, mini candles, plushies or something like the box of emotions. 

•Maybe a click and grow Smart garden so both of you save money and eat more healthily.

•Perhaps Airtight cold brewing iced coffee maker for your coffee fix and his too..

•themed party other than hero if you wish. Perhaps traditional Japanese dress. Traditional music and food. Or Harry Potter ( Shouta as Snape would be amazing and hilarious).

•If a 'night owl' the small party goes late into the night..

💖

🛡 •Vivode Vlad

It's the 1400’s so it's about having a ball in your name..

•The best food you love and dancing till early hours of the morning. You are the most beautifully dressed and Vlad matches his dress clothes to compliment yours.

•A birthday announcement by Vlad and all in the ballroom wish you a happy birthday.

•Gifts of one of a kind jewelry, fabulous clothes of silk and velvet. Egyptian perfume and such.

💞

🍷No Life King

•A themed night as a private masquerade party of two. Perhaps a pianiste or violin player for classical music.

 •A fabulous Romanian meal cooked by thee Vampire King. The dessert is to die for. He even eats a small amount of the meal he cooked.

Just remember he's going to be hungry for your blood..

•You see him with all the polished aspects of the perfect gentleman.  How you and he glide across the dance floor via his shadows.

•If warmer months stroll under the moon in the Hellsing rose garden. If colder than probably the beautifully crafted arboretum on Hellsing grounds.

•And the rare experience of Alucard singing to you. It's part of becoming a vampire, a beautiful and seductive voice. Singing well becomes another vampire trait like vampiress coos and male vampire rumbling purrs.

• You will be ready for bed when the sun is beginning to just come up.

A sunrise that's pale to the color of his eyes..

🧩

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OMG I’m really going crazy for Alucard now 🥵❤️ 

Nsfw here! Do you have any headcanons on Alucard preparing his lover for their first time having sex?

First of Many

📍So your question is part two of similar asks with virgins. This is a probable scenario for your first time.

💋•Side info: In my universe he can nip but a true bite with fangs, it needs to be deep in muscle or tissue. The vampire 'venom'' is necrotic neurotoxin. That means he can do a mild bite without turning you. The sharing of small amounts of his blood fed to you could prevent becoming a ghoul further down the road. Kinda like a flu shot of his blood creates an immunity..okay not sure where that's going.

⚠️Warnings: sexually written and involves coitus. And some how no swearing😖 Minors Do Not Interact ‼️

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•Alucard plans things out ahead of time. Doing something enjoyable and relaxing out like dining, walking in the rose gardens of Hellsing & such.

•A hot shower to help nerves and begin the foreplay. His damn long tongue! He may start out by 'eating' you out, legs over his shoulders. (And damn you notice how tall he is)

•Next would be mutually drying off and then being swept up in his arms bridal style. And would you think he will just set you on the bed?

• No he uses his cat-like grace and great strength to place you and then him on top of you, in one fluid motion only elder vampires can do.

•His fingers, surprisingly bare, touch, caress and arouse your mind and body. Lips kissing, teeth nipping and tugging on bottom lips. Soft rumbling growls that vibrate and you feel from his bare chest before you hear the growls (strange but interesting feeling)

•Alucard begins to use his fingers to stretch you a bit down there, making sure there's plenty of juices flowing or discreetly applying more bottle lube not directly on you but his veiny dick.! It's cold if you can believe it or not just poured on you there.

•Just as you are about to cum from his masterful fingers,, Shadow King begins the process of inserting his thick veiny cock (you decide how big he is or long). It begins with distracting kisses as he slips the tip in and pauses. If you seem comfortable and relaxed, it's the three rules, three thrusts and dragging almost out. Then full hilt sheathed in you.

•Though perhaps your the yank the bandaid off quickly kinda gal so it's one fast slide in until he's in as far as your body will allow him.

•No Life King becomes still and only wiggles his pelvis until he's sure you're ready for more of him. Alucard starts at a slow pace to settle better on top of you. His arms go under your armpits and reappear by your head. The Vampire King begins rocking his hips as your body curls and stretches to the motion. .

• His whole body engulfs yours beautifully and you feel so safe with him and his body.

He's intimately holding you securely.

•He controls his arousal so that you definitely cum first most of all. You can help later tonight with his itch. He encourages you to moan, groan and any other delightful 'sex' noises as it let's him know he's getting it right.

"Draga Regina (my queen in Romanian) you are so beautiful in my arms like this," the vampiric purr starts with his voice. "Your body fits perfectly…snug like a well made glove for my dick to slide in.."

•He knows you are about to orgasm by the sound of your heart and your breathing. He lets you ride your orgasm out.

•Hot bath in case your hips are a little sore. Your muscles have been used that way ever (Trust me you have muscles where you didn't think you had). He gets in first so that you can between his legs and relax.

•His hands remove sweaty hair from your face while his mouth gently kisses your head while mumbling encouraging words on how well you took his size and gave him so much pleasure.

"Was your first as good as you dreamed Scumpa mea (my darling)..?"

📍And there you have it! Hope you enjoyed!

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