I Can Sympathize With The Shoulder Injury, Not Fun To Deal With - Best Of Everything With Recovery. Speaking

I can sympathize with the shoulder injury, not fun to deal with - best of everything with recovery. Speaking of personal experience...how would Alucard be around a romantic interest when he finds out they had renounced their Catholic faith some years prior? This may be triggering for those that experienced this as I had. A number of factors played into the decision such as growing up in a oppressive/abusive household, living with constant anxiety and fear of persecution and manipulation from family members and congregation. But they had broke free and severed all ties to that life and now live as they please. They have become more jaded towards the denomination...and of course I'm sure they would have a field day with Father Anderson. I enjoy your writing and dedication, please take care. PS - I've gotten into reading Vampire Hunter D due to reading many of your older asks involving him <3

As You Believe

📍Thank you for your concern on my shoulder 😊 I have gone to using the tablet. I can use my left hand for typing and let the right side rest.

This is in my opinion and an easy one for me. There will not be any religious bashing. I for a period of time was a strong opinionated and (renounced Christianity) agnostic.I start this ask with a quote from Dusk till Dawn. Jacob is the father and a disillusioned pastor. I believe this movie quote explains this the best..

☯️•Jacob Fuller: (Dusk till Dawn) Every person who... chooses the service of God as his life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk.

Many, many times during your life you will look at your reflection in a mirror and ask yourself: am I a fool? I'm not going through a lapse; what I've experienced is closer to awakening.

☮️•One final thing, it is not good enough to tolerate others but one should feel compassion for them…

🍷Now to Alucard's response..

•So there is some historical debate if Vlad III Dracula was forced to convert to Catholicism from Greek Orthodox in order to marry his second wife who was from Hungary. I think a cousin to the king Matthias Corvinus. Also the Sultan Mehmed's Father tried to force Vlad to convert to Islam.

Note; By the way, Christianity only dates back to one century ec. Islam is a 7th century starting spot. Technically 'baby' religions. Hindu is the oldest recorded.

•With this bit of history, Alucard wouldn't care. He completely lost faith and cursed God by denouncing his religious faith then becoming the first Nosferatu.

The Vampire King would be pleased that you found a more peaceful change considering what happened to Him. And what was going on in your mortal life.

Your heart isn't filled with blind rage…

•Remember that Vlad would have severed ties to the last of his family of cousins (in Moldavia for example) Besides the church.

•The Unholy King fully knows what fear and persecution is. How a family manipulation and a congregation can befull of judgment which leads to tearing down a person versus lifting one up.

•Alucard would discuss what are the beliefs besides Christianity. Though You would need to educate the Impaler King that killing Muslims is wrong. Persecution of the Jews even today and not adding to it. There isn't (shouldn't have) a sanctioned crusade to wipe these people and religions.

They have a right to exist.Though the sigils offer more control on his violent purging except for Nazi…

But of course.. darling.

"Draga mea, ești, așa cum stai în fața mea. Ai pe4fect de ani așa cum ești..(My darling you are, as you stand before me. You are perfect as you are..)

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That would be something

Me: Alucard! You should visit America to see the wildlife...you need to get out more!

Alucard: I have seen deer run before...

Me: Oh really? It would include moonlit walks with some humans 10 miles/16 km away..

Alucard: When does the next plane leave to cross the pond?

Me: But the local cuisine will probably make you sick .

Note: saw videos on European deer once again this morning and our deer species common name, Mule deer. They bounce as a style of running..

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Perfect ❤️

Alucard and Aizawa(separately) with a fem reader who is 5”3 to 4”9)? Plz fluff or nsfw or both you can pick

Maybe she isn’t afraid of him. No matter how scary he gets

You Don't Scare Me for My Size

As this is for Stygianoir, the reader is Latina for this..

🍷•Alucard w/ fluff

•Once more Asshat 'Alucard' makes jokes about height in general. He lives in a basement like dungeon and he gets verbally out of hand. 

Monologuing..go figure.

•But if it does upset you due to him being insensitive, Shadow King changes his tone and behavior.

•If he has insulted you then he will attempt to apologize. Sometimes words with loving actions as just giving gifts isn't really him learning a lesson.

🍷•Alucard w/smut

•Oh good Lord this man has no shame! Unholy King will lean lower and whisper in your ear all the sexually inappropriate he wants to do with.

•How he places his hands on the wall and his head hovers over you.

You just give him the 'perfect' Latina look of behave you..

•Then you reach between his legs and cup the male junk then give a squeeze to remind Vampire King you're not scared of him or his height.

•Having sexy fun is your legs around his waist, standing with your back to a wall. His hips pistoning him into your wet core.

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🛡•Vladcard w/fluff & stuff

•So with Vlad, the average height in medieval times was 5'2" (157 cm) so your height isn't unusual. (Norse men and women were not tall either due to not huge resources of food)

•He enjoys literally sweeping you off his feet. He enjoys dancing with you, you're beautiful dark hair flowing with the motion of the steps.

Finding small alcoves in his castle you and he reside at..

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🛡•Vladcard w/ erotic acts

•Remember those little spots called alcoves? Well he likes to whisk you into one of those to take mind of horrible backstabbers that are in meetings.

•He trusts much more so being vulnerable in the act of sexual release. Vlad doesn’t want others to know that's what he does for a break.

•Perhaps sitting on a stone bench with you sitting on his lap. Your height is perfect for it!  You ride him as he enjoys playing with your breasts.

Soft nips and licking until your nipples pebble from his skillful mouth…

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⛩️•Aizawa scuff & fluff

•Pro heroes in mha all seem tall but that's not realistic for true height in Japan. (159.5 cm/ 5 2.8 inches) So you are not considered short at all.

Your Latina hair is envied by some women in Japan..

•Shouta is so comfortable with your height he wouldn't even think to tease you. Never crosses his mind as part of his culture.

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⛩️• Aizawa w/ much more than fluff

Sex swing anyone?

•A swing can be adjusted and different positions readily available l.  The sound of skin and skin contact continually.

•His lips to your ear whispering words that make you clinch harder  around his cock. His teeth now nip your neck and leaving love marks on you.

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Ask:  Short Stack and Busty

How would Aizawa/Alucard/D be around their busty s/o that deals with the daily struggle? I'm a short stack - 4'11" at 42DD with everything else of my body being"average ". High school wasn't fun with the hormonal boys. I always have a hard time finding tops that fit and last long enough - baggy hoodies are my go to but I struggle in the summer ;w; The girls and back are, of course, tender at the end of the day when the bra comes off (especially during that time of the month).

 My insurance won't cover the reduction, but honestly I'm not wanting to part with them. I spend the money on the bras that are meant for bustier women and they truly make a world of difference than big box store bras. Be well and thanks so much for your awesome writing!

📍Oh! Well my oldest is an A cup (and a stick🤨).. and the youngest DD sometimes F. So I understand due to her issues with size (42D for me but 5'5") Wire bras are a joke as your breasts ‘crawl’ under the damn wire.. Knew a friend who had a breast reduction (10lbs a breast) So I think I have this somewhat covered..

Oh! PS Alucard is the comic relief in this one so some might want to skip him.

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⛩️• the tired pro hero-Shouta Aizawa 

•Shouta learns from you what it's like to have this much weight on the upper body.  It affects exercising even if only swimming. Some women have to wear a bra under the swimsuit just to have enough coverage and even more support.

•Aizawa will go shopping for clothes with you, to help with size and how it looks for having lots of breast to cover but flatter your shorter height in relation to your boobs. Just because it says XL doesn’t mean it's the true size of XL.  And if anyone gives you ‘the look’ or makes a joke at your expense, they will feel like Mineta does in class.

•Shouta learns how to ease the pain in your shoulders from the straps cutting into your muscles that you have grooves from the bra.  How bad that affects your neck muscles too. He massages back, shoulders, neck and if you can stand it,  light touch to your sore ‘sisters’. 

•Sometimes the mere touch of the breasts is unbearable. Another reminder of how large breasts have their own problems such as you can’t be massaged by laying on your stomach!

•He would suggest hot baths as the strain on your breast muscles is lessened for a short time..  There’s a reason women drown victims are found more.  Your breasts roll your body over in water and you are tits up.

•This tired hero would support you in whichever way you wish to go.  If you want surgery then he could help ‘foot’ the bill and with no guilt.  It's just money and he doesn’t spend it much on himself.  If you choose to keep your breast size then assist with finding/visiting a place that does the size measurement and has a better selection versus box stores. Figure out which style of straps work to give more support and not leave such deep grooves on your shoulders.

•This also means finding lingerie that fits and you are comfortable in.  Big breasts do not fit in most lingerie even if size 5XL.  You choose what to wear to bed.  Sometimes you have to wear a bra, especially around your period because they hurt so bad.

•  Aizawa will always think you are the most sexy in one of his shirts. And wearing your bra doesn’t necessarily mean you aren’t interested, just hands off the breasts and concentrate on foreplay at  another area of your body like your thighs or the curve of your hips or lower back.

Shouta would be your real-true hero for sure..

🍷•The No Life-King-Alucard 

•Argh! Alucard doesn't get much out of the basement for like 20 years. He would be completely out of touch without the required cell phone.

 Sub-note: Speaking of touch, I wonder how many phones he has broken before getting his strength right to hold it or type? Remember, he had to  learn not to fuck humans to death in one mighty thrust.  Dishes…you get the picture. (Yeah.  I think about supernatural beings opening doors and eating on plates without breaking them.)

Then you came along…

•And that changes everything for you and him at Hellsing. The Shadow King became less mean and occasionally slipped a “Seras’ in.  She has' ‘huge tracts of land” and a short body frame. So he interrupts her at some of the worst times for information as it's on his time first, you know.r

He learns about proper fitting bras as yet they had some like a bra and undies but not much for support and most women were small breasted.  And the Church did preach (historical fact from research I have done before) small breasts were a sign of virtue and large breasts meant you were unfaithful and probably a prostitute.  (Sadly still in this society you get slut etc)  Alucard doesn’t care what size you are (even on buff men those mommy milkers)

As for your big and beautiful sisters, he has massage down so most times doesn’t put too much pressure on them.  And with his body running cooler, his hands feel good when the muscles turn until they itch too.

Though would be an asshat and what shower and just just stand behind with arms around from the back and give them ‘support.  Though he learns to listen and be supportive.  He used to wear heavy armor and wield a halberd (pole arm with an ax head) so Alucard has a little idea with armor needing to fit correctly in the chest for example.

Probably he is best for snuggling and watching movies. Just spending time together but a limit of hours on your phone is stated in the beginning of the relationship.

Just no vampire movies!  You will never  hear the end of it with him.  But he is the Vampire King….

•🍷Alucard..Allycard?

•Alucard is an ass hat at first. He doesn't suffer from hormones as when he's in his girlycard persona.

•He is a little better in the know from Sir Hellsing except she never mentioned sore breasts. But he's a knothead and often his brain slips back to when the medieval times, men knew nothing and didn't care they knew nothing.

•He wises up when you don't take your bra to 'air the twins' and hugging is painful even. Now his attention is caught on this new bit of information.

•The first he asked to massage them, instinct had you glaring at him. Sex at times like this?

•Then asks to touch you there. His hands are bare (jerk! Stop rolling the sigils inside your hands, gloves inside out..) And feel good just from the fact he's cooler to touch.

•He's extremely gentle, but sometimes mere grazing of a finger tip is excruciating pain. So he tries every month to see which section hurts.

Is it the muscles that hold up your breasts?

Your muscles that attach to your rib cage?

Or worse, your whole breast where the nipple rests?

•You still might cry out in pain but he does his best to make the girls feel better and not worse. The No Life King will run you a hot bath to loosen your muscles up, before.

•And if after, instead to keep the cute babes from becoming so painful after the massage.

•Alucard adores your little and cute snores because he knows you are in much less pain…

"Anything for you, îngerul meu dulce (my sweet angel).."

⚜️•Vampire Hunter D-Sacred Ancestor's son

D’s timeline and world is probably the most helpful for large breasts.  Noble’s sometimes do care for a pet human and a female companion having such issues is an inconvenience of sorts.

So bra support has been improved probably due to wearing some kind of modern age armored vest or coat.  The girls need to be supported just for what your job is.  Hence jobs not because it causes pain to a person.  (man bash: don’t care mostly)with  current female anatomy features.

There could be herbs or something derived from a Noble created monster that can be infused in a tincture.  Pain management should have improved too. And D knows all about Noble facilities and old ruins of houses where such supplies can be found.

The day he met you and you traveled with him, he gauged aspects of your body in a practical way to make your monster hunting abilities the best they can.  Sore breasts as we know can change how we do something.  We want to guard them from getting ‘smashed’..

Lefty will constantly harass D to make sure you're doing go.  At least you don’t yell and then silence him..like D can.

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Lets all keep for @michi-tala​ and her father in our prayers, with all the love and support ❤️ 

A Bit Distracted..

My father was moved to a hospital 125 miles/201 km for foot amputation. I am told to expect the worse which I am guessing possibly part of lower leg.

I am unfortunately quite distracted for writing. I will try get my two in my in box done by Friday. I have the best readers and followers anyone can have so I’m sorry that my writing ia being compromised.~Michi Tala

P.s doing pt for shoulder and feeling better. Pain is better..

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Tooo perfect 🥰

Alucard

MORE SKETCHES!!!!

Now I really want Alucard to be my first 🥰🥵

what would vlad (from ultimate) be like marrying a virgin reader? i think he wouldnt be as brutal as his other versions (well, i think)

Your First Time with Kazikli Voivoda

(@amikartest artwork that I commisioned)

⚠️Warnings: foul language, oral sex m/f, coitus and different positions. 🚫Minors Do Not Interact❗️

📍Just to warn you I don't go cannon much with Vladcard but incorporate historical facts too. I have never seen the end of the Gonzo version as it just puts me into a dead sleep. Never seen the end…As you mentioned Ultimate is pretty sure not what you had in mind? (Don't write just what you want hear especially when history is envokved) I disagree based on historical fact..

I have included other asks which include Alucard with a virgin and an eager one after this.

🛡• Vlad III Drǎculea

As for Vlad being more gentle?

•I strongly disagree with his Alucard persona being compared and not so gentle. The Turks later called him Kazikli Bey (Sir Impaler) or Kazikli Voivoda (Impaler Prince)

• According to Medieval Europe, No on the easy and gentle. Most women it was their duty and such. Gentle for what? Making babies is not. Marriages were contracts to property and power.

Most never for love as no profit..

•It is believed Vlad did truly love his first wife and they ruled Wallachia as a couple. The second Marriage was pushed on Vlad to marry King Matthis Corvinus's cousin.

•He would push into you quickly like ripping a bandaid off. Then let you adjust but..more demanding as the need for sons.

•Due to lack of time and going to war a lot with surviving deadly battles, makes for a horny man with blue balls so more likely to be on the rough side after you are no longer a virgin. Mushy romance Scenes in movies with soldiers and what is attracting their attention.

Need to breed for genes to be passed on kinda thing..

•But Vlad was a political prisoner of the Sultan. Who has harems. So the Viovide (warlord closest title prince) would, in my opinion, be considered a worldly man.

As for marriage?

• Doesn't need marriage to have legitimate sons. Wallachia was different and influenced by Ottoman Turks' thinking. Any woman could/would do. Mistresses (he may actually have called them concubines hence cheating big time cruel death), wives, servants and you get the picture. Sometimes 50 male heirs of several nobles killing each other for the throne of Wallachia.

🍷•As for Alucard?

•Sometimes change with time. Alucard has had 500+ years to polish his seduction and love arts of pleasure. He would be able to ride through orgasms without cumming.

Orgasm control….

•More time to spend on such heated moments of passion.. The Hungarian King isn't trying to get him killed and Sultan Mehemed II doesn't constantly want his head sent in honey to Constantinople to prove his true death. There is no concern about viable heirs for a province of Romania once called Wallachia.

•Now Allycard (others call him girlycard) is a completely different story when it comes to men. Men are just supposed to be strong. It's the expected period. Ally did love to tange with Nazi's and chose the form to create maximum psychological terror.

So there you have it..

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Ask: Alucard first time sex

Nsfw here! Do you have any headcanons on Alucard preparing his lover for their first time having sex?

📍So your question is part two of similar asks with virgins. This is a probable scenario for your first time.

💋•Side info: In my universe he can nip but a true bite with fangs, it needs to be deep in muscle or tissue. The vampire 'venom'' is necrotic neurotoxin. That means he can do a mild bite without turning you. The sharing of small amounts of his blood fed to you could prevent becoming a ghoul further down the road. Kinda like a flu shot of his blood creates an immunity..okay not sure where that's going.

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•Alucard plans things out ahead of time. Doing something enjoyable and relaxing out like dining, walking in the rose gardens of Hellsing & such.

•A hot shower to help nerves and begin the foreplay. His damn long tongue! He may start out by 'eating' you out, legs over his shoulders. (And damn you notice how tall he is)

•Next would be mutually drying off and then being swept up in his arms bridal style. And would you think he will just set you on the bed?

• No he uses his cat-like grace and great strength to place you and then him on top of you, in one fluid motion only elder vampires can do.

•His fingers, surprisingly bare, touch, caress and arouse your mind and body. Lips kissing, teeth nipping and tugging on bottom lips. Soft rumbling growl that vibrate and you feel from his bare chest before you hear the growls (strange but interesting feeling)

•Alucard begins to use his fingers to stretch a bit, making sure there's plenty of juices flowing or discreetly Appling more but not directly! It's cold if you can believe it.

•Just as you are about to cum, Shadow King begins the process of inserting his thick veiny cock (you decide how big he is or long). It begins with distracting kisses as he slips the tip in and pauses. If you seem comfortable and relaxed, it's the three rules, three thrusts and dragging almost out. Then full hilt sheathed in you.

•No Life King becomes still and only wiggles his pelvis until he's sure you're ready for more of him. Alucard starts at a slow pace to settle better on top of you. His arms go under your armpits and reappear by your head. The Vampire King begins rocking his hips as your body curls and stretches to the motion. . His whole body engulfs yours beautifully and you feel so safe with him and his body.

• He's intimately holding you securely.

•He controls his arousal so that you definitely cum first most of all. You can help later tonight with his itch.

"Draga Regina (my queen in Romanian) you are so beautiful in my arms like this," the vampiric purr starts with his voice. "Your body fits perfectly…snug like a well made glove for my dick to slide in.."

•Hot bath in case your hips are a little sore. Your muscles have been used that way ever (Trust me you have muscles where you didn't think you had). He gets in first so that you can between his legs and relax.

•His hands remove sweaty hair from your face while his mouth gently kisses your head while mumbling encouraging words on how well you took his size and gave him so much pleasure.

"Was your first as good as you dreamed Scumpa mea (my darling).."

🍷Ask: Alucard first time eager virgin

How would Alucard act with a nervous, shy but eager virgin s/o for their first time together? I always imagine him having a big 😏 which would be intimidating but also very exciting.

Taking it in Steps

So I happen to have two similar questions about being virgins, so thought this one is how things are planned. The other ask will be the nsfw scenario…of course you get way more information and you probably wanted but hey!😁

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•So in the living days of Vlad/Alucard things were much different but some the same. The nervous and wonder how much pain is going to be involved. Some are good but a lot are not. Sometimes no matter what the first is ehh. But pain will cause new person and sex to stop. All your mind focuses on how badly it hurt the first time..

(The worst is when you have, in a rare case, a thicker hymen that won't break with penile penetration and so surgery is required. First sign is tampons are super painful and can't be used, might have a thicker hymen) .

Onward eager ones!

•First thing would be slow fondling to find all your sensitive spots. Sweet spots aren't in the same places for women. Even a g-spot can be slightly higher as g-spots are unique. Love markings and tickling bother you.

•Next fingerings so you get used to a slight stretch by fingers Alucard's long ones hit all the right spots as his thumb strokes your sensitive nub. This could help discover if lubrication may be needed for the first time.

Less friction the first time around.

And one myth I am going to put to rest, not everyone bleeds! Hymen tissue thins as you get older. Maybe you had an accident and the Hymen was torn. Horses and tricycles. (my daughter with a tricycle took care of hers.)

Would Alucard Like a tinge of blood with your other juice stuff?

Well yes but it's such a small amount and he being the first Nosferatu, at his age it's about letting you receive the best first. He stopped caring about notches on the bed posts a while ago.

•Alucard would move for a next step with performing oral sex. Damn vampires and their oral fetishes. But can lick chrome off a bumper?

Oops! Digressed!

• He would love to have you learn to go down on him but for some that's just a thing. It also gives a sense of his size while using your hand or mouth.

•As for smell? Trust me, he would smell good but still a fresh shower removes a lot of scent that isn't pleasing to your nose. Some men don't do good enough hygiene and they stink! Alot!

•He would discuss positions that widen the hips for deeper penetration and positions the hips are narrowed to control how far he can go in. This is supposed to be start of a beautiful relationship with the best sex you can get. His ego is comfortable if being on top and riding him

You control how deep and fast. Stop and let your body stretch.

You are the boss the first time if you help with the jitters.

•Another concern is of course size..bigger isn't better. Big means knocked ovaries if the lover isn't paying attention because they are too busy chasing their high. (Note: twisted ovary bad enough, think twist inside you and your ovary dies drop circulation cut off. Going to hospital in one the most excruciating pain on par with kidney stones and giving birth.)

•Well shape shifting can be useful like. You know let the first time or two with sex be with a smaller meaty version of his 'hand cannon'.

•Of course Alucard has over five hundred years to master everything pretty well. He would even do orgasm denial so you will cum earlier. Once again it's about your first time…

•Now to the first time, your body is so highly aroused that wetness shouldn't be a problem but if not use that lube. Alucard might just manifest a tendril of shadow to bring the lubricant from the nightstand…

•He will take his time and if needs to be slower or stop and then start, that's okay! Once again it's about you having the best of a first experience so you 'cum' back for more.

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