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Alucard and Aizawa(separately) with a fem reader who is 5”3 to 4”9)? Plz fluff or nsfw or both you can pick

Maybe she isn’t afraid of him. No matter how scary he gets

You Don't Scare Me for My Size

As this is for Stygianoir, the reader is Latina for this..

🍷•Alucard w/ fluff

•Once more Asshat 'Alucard' makes jokes about height in general. He lives in a basement like dungeon and he gets verbally out of hand. 

Monologuing..go figure.

•But if it does upset you due to him being insensitive, Shadow King changes his tone and behavior.

•If he has insulted you then he will attempt to apologize. Sometimes words with loving actions as just giving gifts isn't really him learning a lesson.

🍷•Alucard w/smut

•Oh good Lord this man has no shame! Unholy King will lean lower and whisper in your ear all the sexually inappropriate he wants to do with.

•How he places his hands on the wall and his head hovers over you.

You just give him the 'perfect' Latina look of behave you..

•Then you reach between his legs and cup the male junk then give a squeeze to remind Vampire King you're not scared of him or his height.

•Having sexy fun is your legs around his waist, standing with your back to a wall. His hips pistoning him into your wet core.

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🛡•Vladcard w/fluff & stuff

•So with Vlad, the average height in medieval times was 5'2" (157 cm) so your height isn't unusual. (Norse men and women were not tall either due to not huge resources of food)

•He enjoys literally sweeping you off his feet. He enjoys dancing with you, you're beautiful dark hair flowing with the motion of the steps.

Finding small alcoves in his castle you and he reside at..

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🛡•Vladcard w/ erotic acts

•Remember those little spots called alcoves? Well he likes to whisk you into one of those to take mind of horrible backstabbers that are in meetings.

•He trusts much more so being vulnerable in the act of sexual release. Vlad doesn’t want others to know that's what he does for a break.

•Perhaps sitting on a stone bench with you sitting on his lap. Your height is perfect for it!  You ride him as he enjoys playing with your breasts.

Soft nips and licking until your nipples pebble from his skillful mouth…

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⛩️•Aizawa scuff & fluff

•Pro heroes in mha all seem tall but that's not realistic for true height in Japan. (159.5 cm/ 5 2.8 inches) So you are not considered short at all.

Your Latina hair is envied by some women in Japan..

•Shouta is so comfortable with your height he wouldn't even think to tease you. Never crosses his mind as part of his culture.

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⛩️• Aizawa w/ much more than fluff

Sex swing anyone?

•A swing can be adjusted and different positions readily available l.  The sound of skin and skin contact continually.

•His lips to your ear whispering words that make you clinch harder  around his cock. His teeth now nip your neck and leaving love marks on you.

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Ask:  Short Stack and Busty

How would Aizawa/Alucard/D be around their busty s/o that deals with the daily struggle? I'm a short stack - 4'11" at 42DD with everything else of my body being"average ". High school wasn't fun with the hormonal boys. I always have a hard time finding tops that fit and last long enough - baggy hoodies are my go to but I struggle in the summer ;w; The girls and back are, of course, tender at the end of the day when the bra comes off (especially during that time of the month).

 My insurance won't cover the reduction, but honestly I'm not wanting to part with them. I spend the money on the bras that are meant for bustier women and they truly make a world of difference than big box store bras. Be well and thanks so much for your awesome writing!

📍Oh! Well my oldest is an A cup (and a stick🤨).. and the youngest DD sometimes F. So I understand due to her issues with size (42D for me but 5'5") Wire bras are a joke as your breasts ‘crawl’ under the damn wire.. Knew a friend who had a breast reduction (10lbs a breast) So I think I have this somewhat covered..

Oh! PS Alucard is the comic relief in this one so some might want to skip him.

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⛩️• the tired pro hero-Shouta Aizawa 

•Shouta learns from you what it's like to have this much weight on the upper body.  It affects exercising even if only swimming. Some women have to wear a bra under the swimsuit just to have enough coverage and even more support.

•Aizawa will go shopping for clothes with you, to help with size and how it looks for having lots of breast to cover but flatter your shorter height in relation to your boobs. Just because it says XL doesn’t mean it's the true size of XL.  And if anyone gives you ‘the look’ or makes a joke at your expense, they will feel like Mineta does in class.

•Shouta learns how to ease the pain in your shoulders from the straps cutting into your muscles that you have grooves from the bra.  How bad that affects your neck muscles too. He massages back, shoulders, neck and if you can stand it,  light touch to your sore ‘sisters’. 

•Sometimes the mere touch of the breasts is unbearable. Another reminder of how large breasts have their own problems such as you can’t be massaged by laying on your stomach!

•He would suggest hot baths as the strain on your breast muscles is lessened for a short time..  There’s a reason women drown victims are found more.  Your breasts roll your body over in water and you are tits up.

•This tired hero would support you in whichever way you wish to go.  If you want surgery then he could help ‘foot’ the bill and with no guilt.  It's just money and he doesn’t spend it much on himself.  If you choose to keep your breast size then assist with finding/visiting a place that does the size measurement and has a better selection versus box stores. Figure out which style of straps work to give more support and not leave such deep grooves on your shoulders.

•This also means finding lingerie that fits and you are comfortable in.  Big breasts do not fit in most lingerie even if size 5XL.  You choose what to wear to bed.  Sometimes you have to wear a bra, especially around your period because they hurt so bad.

•  Aizawa will always think you are the most sexy in one of his shirts. And wearing your bra doesn’t necessarily mean you aren’t interested, just hands off the breasts and concentrate on foreplay at  another area of your body like your thighs or the curve of your hips or lower back.

Shouta would be your real-true hero for sure..

🍷•The No Life-King-Alucard 

•Argh! Alucard doesn't get much out of the basement for like 20 years. He would be completely out of touch without the required cell phone.

 Sub-note: Speaking of touch, I wonder how many phones he has broken before getting his strength right to hold it or type? Remember, he had to  learn not to fuck humans to death in one mighty thrust.  Dishes…you get the picture. (Yeah.  I think about supernatural beings opening doors and eating on plates without breaking them.)

Then you came along…

•And that changes everything for you and him at Hellsing. The Shadow King became less mean and occasionally slipped a “Seras’ in.  She has' ‘huge tracts of land” and a short body frame. So he interrupts her at some of the worst times for information as it's on his time first, you know.r

He learns about proper fitting bras as yet they had some like a bra and undies but not much for support and most women were small breasted.  And the Church did preach (historical fact from research I have done before) small breasts were a sign of virtue and large breasts meant you were unfaithful and probably a prostitute.  (Sadly still in this society you get slut etc)  Alucard doesn’t care what size you are (even on buff men those mommy milkers)

As for your big and beautiful sisters, he has massage down so most times doesn’t put too much pressure on them.  And with his body running cooler, his hands feel good when the muscles turn until they itch too.

Though would be an asshat and what shower and just just stand behind with arms around from the back and give them ‘support.  Though he learns to listen and be supportive.  He used to wear heavy armor and wield a halberd (pole arm with an ax head) so Alucard has a little idea with armor needing to fit correctly in the chest for example.

Probably he is best for snuggling and watching movies. Just spending time together but a limit of hours on your phone is stated in the beginning of the relationship.

Just no vampire movies!  You will never  hear the end of it with him.  But he is the Vampire King….

•🍷Alucard..Allycard?

•Alucard is an ass hat at first. He doesn't suffer from hormones as when he's in his girlycard persona.

•He is a little better in the know from Sir Hellsing except she never mentioned sore breasts. But he's a knothead and often his brain slips back to when the medieval times, men knew nothing and didn't care they knew nothing.

•He wises up when you don't take your bra to 'air the twins' and hugging is painful even. Now his attention is caught on this new bit of information.

•The first he asked to massage them, instinct had you glaring at him. Sex at times like this?

•Then asks to touch you there. His hands are bare (jerk! Stop rolling the sigils inside your hands, gloves inside out..) And feel good just from the fact he's cooler to touch.

•He's extremely gentle, but sometimes mere grazing of a finger tip is excruciating pain. So he tries every month to see which section hurts.

Is it the muscles that hold up your breasts?

Your muscles that attach to your rib cage?

Or worse, your whole breast where the nipple rests?

•You still might cry out in pain but he does his best to make the girls feel better and not worse. The No Life King will run you a hot bath to loosen your muscles up, before.

•And if after, instead to keep the cute babes from becoming so painful after the massage.

•Alucard adores your little and cute snores because he knows you are in much less pain…

"Anything for you, îngerul meu dulce (my sweet angel).."

⚜️•Vampire Hunter D-Sacred Ancestor's son

D’s timeline and world is probably the most helpful for large breasts.  Noble’s sometimes do care for a pet human and a female companion having such issues is an inconvenience of sorts.

So bra support has been improved probably due to wearing some kind of modern age armored vest or coat.  The girls need to be supported just for what your job is.  Hence jobs not because it causes pain to a person.  (man bash: don’t care mostly)with  current female anatomy features.

There could be herbs or something derived from a Noble created monster that can be infused in a tincture.  Pain management should have improved too. And D knows all about Noble facilities and old ruins of houses where such supplies can be found.

The day he met you and you traveled with him, he gauged aspects of your body in a practical way to make your monster hunting abilities the best they can.  Sore breasts as we know can change how we do something.  We want to guard them from getting ‘smashed’..

Lefty will constantly harass D to make sure you're doing go.  At least you don’t yell and then silence him..like D can.

@stygianoir @amikartest @artsy-jandi @alucardownsmyass

That would be something

Me: Alucard! You should visit America to see the wildlife...you need to get out more!

Alucard: I have seen deer run before...

Me: Oh really? It would include moonlit walks with some humans 10 miles/16 km away..

Alucard: When does the next plane leave to cross the pond?

Me: But the local cuisine will probably make you sick .

Note: saw videos on European deer once again this morning and our deer species common name, Mule deer. They bounce as a style of running..

@amikartest @artsy-jandi

the three Vlads of the apocalypse

Vlad in his 20s-30s

Vlad in his 40s

Vlad if he was left the fuck alone to retire peacefully

I love this so much ❤️❤️❤️

I know that he'd probably be able to already sense it but what would be Alucard's reaction to his s/o telling him that she's pregnant with a dhampir? ❤️

Alucard's Baby Dhampir/ Dhampirica

Art courtesy of AmikArtest

📍I am answering out of order due to some content I already completed. I am working best I can but a couple of asks need time to do them right..

⚠️ Warning: foul language

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•Alucard wouldn't believe it at first. He could smell the change in your hormones. But All Father arrogantly believes can't exist.

Just don't tell him, he doesn't know it all about vampires..

•Shadow King would wait for you to tell him in person. He will say he's not possessive but his vampiric behavior tells another story. You listen to his body language because he monologues his words often.

Alucard is civil but cold in some ways..

•as your hormones get so strong and your belly is growing at an accelerated rate. There is absolute truth now.

"Forgive me Y/n for being an asshole," he wraps his arms around your growing belly. "I am faced with the fact that I don't know everything about vampires apparently."

Then his and your baby kicks his hands. Alucard has raised eyebrows. Strong unborn baby that can only be his. As if to agree with their father was being an asshole.

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Ask: Alucard father

I came up with a HC for Alucard that I think is cute. How would he feel if he found out the person he loves became pregnant with his child? I’m curious whether they’re human or a vampire.

Due Note: Vampires are not humans with claws. They are Aberrant in emotions and behavior. It is the dumbfounded human that doesn't understand one is food and chew toys that leads to beloved pets.

•Alucard admits he is a monster and if released he would go back to "evil" ways. He admitted he would change his emotional behavior if Hellsing hadn't captured him. He is classified as an Eldritch Abomination.

•Most do not agree with me and I don't all of you to agree but Alucard alludes to vampires forgetting how to love anymore. He suffers from this emotional shortcoming. He is usually disinterested in a s/o but a beloved pet which is better than disposable chew toys. Rumor is there is an Unholy Queen out in the world but Alucard has not met them yet.

•Hmmm…as for human or vampire it's neither. They are never truly human or vampire. Alucard will tell you dhampirs are impossible. My standard reply is Dhamphir or Dhampicia but as we know genetics doesn't do 50/50.

• It will reveal how more vampiric in nature includes heightened abilities like speed. Some acquire powers from the father but almost never on par with their Sire. Yet they usually become hunters of vampires and are quite successful. The fate of the female human is usually tragic. The exception is D of Vampire Hunter D. He is a direct son to Sacred Ancestor. Sacred Ancestor's only success ever…I have included footnotes on Dhampir.

•First off Alucard will jump to conclusions that s/o cheated on him. He has never seen or heard of a half vampire child. If they did exist vampires have eradicated them as half breed Abominations.

•Then the belly shows predominantly at 6 weeks. Half vampires are born at 4.5 months and continue to grow at double or three times the speed of a human. The mother struggles to eat enough to cover the rapid body growth. Many times the infant "eats" their mother when not able to have high calorie intake.

•They will claw through their human mother's womb. It is suspected the male vampire shows up to assist and can hold the dhampir baby down and push it out. If not, chances are low the human mother will live after birthing her baby. It is a terrible way to die as you know your baby will be hunted and destroyed at a few days old.

•Dhampirs are born with retractable upper and lower canines. They have fingernails that extend to little talons like. Dhampirs can kill a human a few hours old due to biting and clawing. The vampire father is usually the first one bit. Perhaps the taking of their father's blood first off makes them stronger in the future. A boost for survival as it were.

•Some soon hunger for blood as babies. A small amount of human blood (preferably the mother) is mixed with breast milk. Most eventually move to solid food though its a diet raw or rare meat and fruit seem to be a usual diet.

•Not all powers appear until puberty and then the vampiric heritage kicks in. Heightened senses and physical aspects are available at birth. Speed,dexterity and such. The thirst for blood becomes strong. Some can stick to animal blood but always crave for their other half,human blood.

•Dhamphirs stop aging at 17 or 18 years of age and their physical beauty is from the vampire side. Disease and aging is no longer an issue. They must sleep but not be confined to a coffin. There is no tie to a place of death to need soil dug up.

•Due note: A unwritten vampire law is never to change a human child. They must be accompanied to look less suspicious and their ability not to massacre has not been matured. Child changed vampires don't fit well in keeping the vampire's existence hidden. (from Anne Rice concept)

•Shadow King would become overall protective as feral vampire instinct comes on line. You will be seeing Dr. Pine at Hellsing's hospital wing and the best baby doctor that has to sign legal papers not to reveal Alucard has offspring.

•The Vampire King will stress that his Dhampir child will kill you in the process of birth. He may not truly love you as humans seek but the Undead King isn't ready to give up his s/o pet.

Hopefully this darling baby size killing "machine" doesn't kill you at its birth…

⚜️• Footnotes:

In Balkans folklore, dhampirs (sometimes spelled dhampyres, dhamphirs, or dhampyrs) are creatures that are the result of a union between a vampire and a mortal human. This union was usually between male vampires and female mortal humans, with stories of female vampires mating with male mortal humans being rare.[1]

The word dhampir (definite form dhampiri) possibly derived from Gheg Albanian dham (“tooth”)[2] + pir (“drinker/drank”) (Standard Albanian forms: dhëmb[3] + pirë).[4][5] Having a “toothdrinker” meaning in Albanian.[6][7]

dham/dhëmb: derived from Proto-Albanian *dzamba > from Proto-Indo-European *ǵómbʰos (“tooth, peg”)[8]

pir/pirë (participle of pi): > from Proto-Albanian *pīja (“drink”) > from Proto-Indo-European *peh₃-, *pih₃-

Vladimir Orel points out the similarity between Proto-Albanian *pīja and the Proto-Slavic cognate *pijǫ.[9]

It is also claimed that the word for vampire descends from Slavic “упирь” or “ǫpyrь”.[10][11][12] However, one of Petar Skok's hypotheses is that the slavic word itself derived from a northern Turkic language (“ubyr/ubyrly”, meaning “witch”).[13]

The word "dhampir" is associated with Balkan folklore, as described by T. P. Vukanović. In the rest of the region, terms such as Serbian vampirović, vampijerović, vampirić (thus, Bosnian lampijerović, etc.) literally meaning "vampire's son", are used.[14][15]

In other regions the child is named "Vampir" if a boy and "Vampirica" if a girl, or "Dhampir" if a boy and "Dhampirica" if a girl.[citation needed] In Bulgarian folklore, numerous terms such as glog (lit. "hawthorn"), vampirdzhiya ("vampire" + nomen agentis suffix), vampirar ("vampire" + nomen agentis suffix), dzhadadzhiya and svetocher are used to refer to vampire children and descendants, as well as to other specialized vampire hunters.[16] Dhampiraj is also an Albanian surname.[citation needed]

In the Balkans it was believed that male vampires have a great desire for women, so a vampire will return to have intercourse with his wife or with a woman he was attracted to in life.[14] In one case, a Serbian widow tried to blame her pregnancy on her late husband, who had supposedly become a vampire,[15] and there were cases of Serbian men pretending to be vampires in order to reach the women they desired.[17] In Bulgarian folklore, vampires were sometimes said to deflower virgins as well.[14] The sexual activity of the vampire seems to be a peculiarity of South Slavic vampire belief as opposed to other Slavs,[14] although a similar motif also occurs in Belarusian legends.[18]

Legends[which?] state that dhampirs were, for the most part, normal members of the community. But dhampirs, especially male, of paternal vampire descent could see invisible vampires and practice sorcery, often starting careers as vampire hunters, which would be practiced for generations from father to son.[19][20][21] According to the legend,[which?] dhampyres have the powers of both humans and vampires: they can sense a supernatural creature within a specified distance, have acute sense of sight and hearing, have regenerating abilities, immortality, walk in sunlight (which led to the adoption of the sobriquet "Daywalker"), also eat like a human, dhampyres can also control animals and can be used to destroy vampires.[22]

Some traditions specify signs by which the children of a vampire can be recognized. Albanian legends state they have untamed dark or black hair and lack a shadow.[15] In Bulgarian folklore, possible indications include being "very dirty", having a soft body, no nails or bones (the latter physical peculiarity is also ascribed to the vampire itself), and "a deep mark on the back, like a tail." In contrast, a pronounced nose was often a sign, as were larger than normal ears, teeth or eyes. According to J. Gordon Melton, from his book, The Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead, in some areas, a true dhampir possessed a "slippery, jelly-like body and lived only a short life—a belief ... that vampires have no bones."[23]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhampir#:~:text=In%20Balkans%20folklore%2C%20dhampirs%20

Ask: D & Alucard pregnant s/o

*looks around from the corner* Is it okay if I request Alucard and D coming home to find their pregnant s/o sleeping in their shirt? I know it's already similar to another request you've done but I have an excuse to include D since not enough people are requesting for him.

I have added a couple sites that cover D though book 29 is coming out in September this year. The start time of D is 15,000 years after nuclear in 1999. He is 10,000 years old and his mother was Mina the Fair. D stopped physically aging at age 17 and he is considered so beautiful that cis men even feel some attraction.

He is hated and feared for being the child of a Vampire Noble. The Dhampir travels the frontier (there is a capital city but most live in the frontier full of Noble created monsters.)

Note on Alucard: I have penned a new term of endearment for Alucard for me to call him.: Lulă (Lu=alu and la=ula) It's German feminine for "famous warrior." Didn't know this was a real name at first. Girlycard/Allycard tie being the German feminine connection.

Poor source: as a girls' name is of Old German derivation, and the meaning of the name Lula is "famous warrior; other, foreign". Lula is an alternate form of Louise (Old German). Lula is also a variation of Luella (Old English, Old German).

One last question to my followers: is this a 2 for 1 or does Vladcard make it 3 for 1?

Warnings: ⚠️ fluff, some insinuation of coitus to come.

•🍷Alucard Hellsing

Let's start with the Sacred Ancestor in his form as Alucard. D's father is Dracula in the novels and Alucard is capable of possibly interdimensional travel, as the time lines between Vampire Hunter D and Hellsing are not the best for consistency or accuracy on details.

•Just when Alucard didn't think there were any more surprises he could manifest or learn, you entered his world. You conceived and now waddle around with some precious cargo he helped create.

"Alucard, we miss you terribly when you are gone on long missions…" you pout at him.

"And what does my puțin rotund unu (little round one) think will help with this?" He sighs actually puzzled on what will help.

"If only you had a shirt I could snuggle in Lulă…"

"Did you forget my clothes are a shadow manifested?" He smiles coyly.

You sigh tiredly as 'D' kicks your belly hard. "I still forget…"

•So Alucard is on a mission to locate a man's traditional Romanian embroidered shirt. Within days Shadow King slinks up to you waddling around once more.

"I told you to stay off your feet puțin rotund unu," he places a kiss on your cheek. His shadows produce the shirt for you.

You squeak happily in his ear,"It's perfect! It even has your scent!"

•♟️Now Vlad Dracula for grins and giggles.

•You became pregnant just after he left your side for the last time as a human. He has returned as the First Vampire.

•In the first four months Vlad wanders alone and silently. He is still unsure of his strengths, powers and weaknesses. There wasn't a manual for when you denounced God and if by chance demon's work, the only answers are in riddles.

•One evening he arrives at a secret location in Hoia Baciu forest. Most humans will never dare step foot in this haunted forest but him and…you.

•Your scent is strong but mingled with another. His jealous streak appears but choices to watch you puttering around making food for yourself.

•Finally he enters the large cottage. "Acolo ești tot rotund și plin de copil. (There you are all round and full of baby.)"

Vlad's molten hellfire colored eyes study you. You are wearing his last shirt before being captured. It has stains and worn spots but yet it makes you look beyond beautiful in his eyes.

"Am așteptat în timp ce ai cerut și am o surpriză pentru tine Voivode.(I waited as you asked and I have a surprise for you Voivode.)" You chirp happily.

His ebony eyebrows raise up. "Copilul meu să fie.?(Is it my child to be?)

@artsy-jandi @amikartest @alucardownsmyass

Gorgeous 😍

Use your imagination...I am.

@amikartest @artsy-jandi @xhunniebunx

That would be something, having a tattoo that has Alucard ❤️

YALL I JUST SAW A THING OF WHERE SOMEONE GOT THEIR BABIES HAND AND FOOTPRINT TATTOOED AND THE BABIES NAME AND ALUCARD WOULD 100,000,000,000% DO THAT AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHER WISE

LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: