The Three Vlads Of The Apocalypse

the three Vlads of the apocalypse

Vlad in his 20s-30s

Vlad in his 40s

Vlad if he was left the fuck alone to retire peacefully

Thunderstorms aren't no fun at all, but even having Vladcard and Alucard the same time to be there to protect you from ❤️

i don't know if you've answered this type of scenario, i couldn't find anything with search so here goes. how would our lovely men take care of their s/o that gets easily spooked by those scary thunder and lightning storms? they find them buried underneath a blanket and pillow nest during a really bad one. i grew up out in the plains and those really strong, but amazing to watch, storms rolling across would get super scary, especially when tornado season comes around. best wishes for your dad and your shoulder and your family (´｡･v･｡｀)

Rolling Thunder

📍Thank you for being supportive. I just can't say it enough, my readers, followers and askers are so wonderful and understanding.🥰

Sorry this has taken so long!

So adding some tornado information as I was a dumb..dumb American and had no idea how much tornadoes occur in other parts of the world. Well at least I'm trainable..maybe?

📍In my case, my fear of thunder and lightning is from nearly getting struck as a teenager trying to get horses in the barn. You know standing under the tallest tree out in the open..with horseshoes…adds up to yikes.

I believe it comes down to how some process and instead of the "fight" this is cool, goes to "flight" or even more "freeze". Your body answers with hiding and generally right on the spot.

Anyrate, a map of the major regions where tornadoes occur globally.

💡Alas do I hear a loud and hearty bellow from…Vlad(card)? Oh yes indeed I believe I do!

🗡•Vlad alive

•At first, being the one ever eager to attack the enemy sees the thunderstorms and the sight of a tornado is a heaven sent sign to attack. Everyone else thinks this a death omen but they lack faith.

Vlad thinks..

•He chuckles at your antics with thunderstorms. Because he's romantically connected to you, it's cute as you bury your head under the pillows and flinch when the thunder is coming closer.

•This is his chance to poke a little loving fun out of you. Vlad of course stands up straight and marches over to your blanket/pillow nest. The big, bad Voivode is going to protect you now.

•(going with the bed) He slides across the bed and then captures you in his bare arms. Vlad wraps the blankets around both of you and places your head on his warm bare chest.

"Puișorul mamii Domi in leganuț Puișor draguț Luna și cu stealli Să-ți păzească viselii Să-ți mângâie genialii Genialii sprâncenele Haida și iar dormi Până-n zori de zi.." he sings softly.

[Mother's baby,Domi in the leganut,Cute little baby,The Moon and Stealli, Guard your dreams, To comfort your geniuses, Brilliant eyebrows,Go back and sleep again. Until dawn]~Hmm🤔 lost in translation even for reverso translation. Site listed below..

🍷Alucard in London

•Sir Hellsing raises an eyebrow or two when the sky gets dark and forms thunderclouds. Is it really all nature created? Or is Alucard secretly fucking around with the England weather?

•Alucard could ramp up the storm, though extremely painful ftom the Hellsing sigils, as he did coming to England on the Demeter but he actually use his weather control to not do that..

He helps calm it without altering the regional weather pattern..

•The basement ceiling and walls have no window glass to rattle from the thunder and it eases your fear as the lightning can't reach you underground so deep.

•His arms around you, one hand has his long fingers stroking your head and running them through your hair.

"Regele vampir te va ține în siguranță, draga mea…" [The Vampire King will keep you safe my dear]

⛩️•Aizawa Shouta Aizawa

•As long as the storm is not generated by a villain, he will be on his way to help you cope. Shouta keeps an attentive "eye" and weather information at hand so unless a sudden change of the weather, Aizawa finds you.

•If he can't make it soon enough, sometimes Hizashi or Nemuri can help too.

•He would text you comforting messages as he gets to your location (his place, yours etc)

•He will playfully scold you for not being in his resident yellow sleeping bag. You both snuggle in, your head to his chest.

"Go to sleep kitten/little one," he whispers to you."I'm going nowhere, for you.."

⚜️Sacred Ancestor's Son

•Ahh, thunderstorms are generally extremely dangerous 10,090 years in the future. It means a noble's weather control system is malfunctioning.

•This would be one of rare times a noble's ruined castle would be safe. Of course D knows it's safe and due to his necklace, security is stopped from possibly still working.

•Your fear becomes grave when he actually gets struck by lightning. He should be dead right?

No, not as Sacred Ancestor's only success..

•His fingernails comb your hair as you are wrapped up in his traveler's cloak/jacket ( some stories it's a traveler coat but other times called a cloak)

"Rest my love.." he whispers. "The weather can not keep me from you."

⚡️Notes: For example, coastal regions of southern England experienced more lightning flashes from May to July, while inland parts of southeast England had the most lightning activity from April to August.Oct 2, 2022

Earth.com

Lightning map reveals weather patterns in the British Isles

Lightning map reveals weather patterns in the British Isles • Earth.com

MyLondon

Huge bolt of lightning strikes London during epic thunderstorm in dramatic video

The footage from last night's huge storm is simply electric

Met Office

Stay safe in thunder and lightning

Learn how to protect yourself in a thunderstorm.

Romania

It can rain throughout the year; spring is the driest season. In summer, showers and thunderstorms are common, especially in the mountains.

weatheronline.co.uk

Climate of the World: Romania | weatheronline.co.uk

Romania has a temperate-continental climate with moderate features which is characteristic for Central Europe. with hot summers, long, cold

EUMETSAT

Thunderstorms over Hungary, Romania & the Ukraine

On 14 June several convective clouds and convective systems developed in the Carpathian basin and to the east of it.

Japan

Unseen Japan

Tornadoes in Japan: A Rotating Rarity? - Unseen Japan

Tornadoes are far from the first natural disaster one thinks of in association with Japan - yet they occur more often than you may realize.

Vampire Hunter D

Vampire Hunter D Wiki

Weather Controller

Weather Controllers are Noble made technologies. A dozen or so devices buried beneath the seven continents and apparently set up by the Nobi

Vampire Hunter D Wiki

Weather Manipulation

"D's coming! Now what should I do....should I send tidal waves or mud slides....lightening? or perhaps a dimensional tear to greet him?" ―Di

Romanian lullaby

@amikartest @stygianoir @artsy-jandi @xhunniebunx

Fantastic 

whaddyamean reading the holy bible in the baking sun as a vampire isn't a perfectly acceptable lentian and/or goth thing to do :D

(drawing meme in a server i'm in and i couldn't resist not meme'ing on alucard. as usual.)

Gorgeous 😍

Use your imagination...I am.

@amikartest @artsy-jandi @xhunniebunx

Perfect ❤️

Alucard and Aizawa(separately) with a fem reader who is 5”3 to 4”9)? Plz fluff or nsfw or both you can pick

Maybe she isn’t afraid of him. No matter how scary he gets

You Don't Scare Me for My Size

As this is for Stygianoir, the reader is Latina for this..

🍷•Alucard w/ fluff

•Once more Asshat 'Alucard' makes jokes about height in general. He lives in a basement like dungeon and he gets verbally out of hand. 

Monologuing..go figure.

•But if it does upset you due to him being insensitive, Shadow King changes his tone and behavior.

•If he has insulted you then he will attempt to apologize. Sometimes words with loving actions as just giving gifts isn't really him learning a lesson.

🍷•Alucard w/smut

•Oh good Lord this man has no shame! Unholy King will lean lower and whisper in your ear all the sexually inappropriate he wants to do with.

•How he places his hands on the wall and his head hovers over you.

You just give him the 'perfect' Latina look of behave you..

•Then you reach between his legs and cup the male junk then give a squeeze to remind Vampire King you're not scared of him or his height.

•Having sexy fun is your legs around his waist, standing with your back to a wall. His hips pistoning him into your wet core.

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🛡•Vladcard w/fluff & stuff

•So with Vlad, the average height in medieval times was 5'2" (157 cm) so your height isn't unusual. (Norse men and women were not tall either due to not huge resources of food)

•He enjoys literally sweeping you off his feet. He enjoys dancing with you, you're beautiful dark hair flowing with the motion of the steps.

Finding small alcoves in his castle you and he reside at..

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🛡•Vladcard w/ erotic acts

•Remember those little spots called alcoves? Well he likes to whisk you into one of those to take mind of horrible backstabbers that are in meetings.

•He trusts much more so being vulnerable in the act of sexual release. Vlad doesn’t want others to know that's what he does for a break.

•Perhaps sitting on a stone bench with you sitting on his lap. Your height is perfect for it!  You ride him as he enjoys playing with your breasts.

Soft nips and licking until your nipples pebble from his skillful mouth…

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⛩️•Aizawa scuff & fluff

•Pro heroes in mha all seem tall but that's not realistic for true height in Japan. (159.5 cm/ 5 2.8 inches) So you are not considered short at all.

Your Latina hair is envied by some women in Japan..

•Shouta is so comfortable with your height he wouldn't even think to tease you. Never crosses his mind as part of his culture.

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⛩️• Aizawa w/ much more than fluff

Sex swing anyone?

•A swing can be adjusted and different positions readily available l.  The sound of skin and skin contact continually.

•His lips to your ear whispering words that make you clinch harder  around his cock. His teeth now nip your neck and leaving love marks on you.

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Ask:  Short Stack and Busty

How would Aizawa/Alucard/D be around their busty s/o that deals with the daily struggle? I'm a short stack - 4'11" at 42DD with everything else of my body being"average ". High school wasn't fun with the hormonal boys. I always have a hard time finding tops that fit and last long enough - baggy hoodies are my go to but I struggle in the summer ;w; The girls and back are, of course, tender at the end of the day when the bra comes off (especially during that time of the month).

 My insurance won't cover the reduction, but honestly I'm not wanting to part with them. I spend the money on the bras that are meant for bustier women and they truly make a world of difference than big box store bras. Be well and thanks so much for your awesome writing!

📍Oh! Well my oldest is an A cup (and a stick🤨).. and the youngest DD sometimes F. So I understand due to her issues with size (42D for me but 5'5") Wire bras are a joke as your breasts ‘crawl’ under the damn wire.. Knew a friend who had a breast reduction (10lbs a breast) So I think I have this somewhat covered..

Oh! PS Alucard is the comic relief in this one so some might want to skip him.

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⛩️• the tired pro hero-Shouta Aizawa 

•Shouta learns from you what it's like to have this much weight on the upper body.  It affects exercising even if only swimming. Some women have to wear a bra under the swimsuit just to have enough coverage and even more support.

•Aizawa will go shopping for clothes with you, to help with size and how it looks for having lots of breast to cover but flatter your shorter height in relation to your boobs. Just because it says XL doesn’t mean it's the true size of XL.  And if anyone gives you ‘the look’ or makes a joke at your expense, they will feel like Mineta does in class.

•Shouta learns how to ease the pain in your shoulders from the straps cutting into your muscles that you have grooves from the bra.  How bad that affects your neck muscles too. He massages back, shoulders, neck and if you can stand it,  light touch to your sore ‘sisters’. 

•Sometimes the mere touch of the breasts is unbearable. Another reminder of how large breasts have their own problems such as you can’t be massaged by laying on your stomach!

•He would suggest hot baths as the strain on your breast muscles is lessened for a short time..  There’s a reason women drown victims are found more.  Your breasts roll your body over in water and you are tits up.

•This tired hero would support you in whichever way you wish to go.  If you want surgery then he could help ‘foot’ the bill and with no guilt.  It's just money and he doesn’t spend it much on himself.  If you choose to keep your breast size then assist with finding/visiting a place that does the size measurement and has a better selection versus box stores. Figure out which style of straps work to give more support and not leave such deep grooves on your shoulders.

•This also means finding lingerie that fits and you are comfortable in.  Big breasts do not fit in most lingerie even if size 5XL.  You choose what to wear to bed.  Sometimes you have to wear a bra, especially around your period because they hurt so bad.

•  Aizawa will always think you are the most sexy in one of his shirts. And wearing your bra doesn’t necessarily mean you aren’t interested, just hands off the breasts and concentrate on foreplay at  another area of your body like your thighs or the curve of your hips or lower back.

Shouta would be your real-true hero for sure..

🍷•The No Life-King-Alucard 

•Argh! Alucard doesn't get much out of the basement for like 20 years. He would be completely out of touch without the required cell phone.

 Sub-note: Speaking of touch, I wonder how many phones he has broken before getting his strength right to hold it or type? Remember, he had to  learn not to fuck humans to death in one mighty thrust.  Dishes…you get the picture. (Yeah.  I think about supernatural beings opening doors and eating on plates without breaking them.)

Then you came along…

•And that changes everything for you and him at Hellsing. The Shadow King became less mean and occasionally slipped a “Seras’ in.  She has' ‘huge tracts of land” and a short body frame. So he interrupts her at some of the worst times for information as it's on his time first, you know.r

He learns about proper fitting bras as yet they had some like a bra and undies but not much for support and most women were small breasted.  And the Church did preach (historical fact from research I have done before) small breasts were a sign of virtue and large breasts meant you were unfaithful and probably a prostitute.  (Sadly still in this society you get slut etc)  Alucard doesn’t care what size you are (even on buff men those mommy milkers)

As for your big and beautiful sisters, he has massage down so most times doesn’t put too much pressure on them.  And with his body running cooler, his hands feel good when the muscles turn until they itch too.

Though would be an asshat and what shower and just just stand behind with arms around from the back and give them ‘support.  Though he learns to listen and be supportive.  He used to wear heavy armor and wield a halberd (pole arm with an ax head) so Alucard has a little idea with armor needing to fit correctly in the chest for example.

Probably he is best for snuggling and watching movies. Just spending time together but a limit of hours on your phone is stated in the beginning of the relationship.

Just no vampire movies!  You will never  hear the end of it with him.  But he is the Vampire King….

•🍷Alucard..Allycard?

•Alucard is an ass hat at first. He doesn't suffer from hormones as when he's in his girlycard persona.

•He is a little better in the know from Sir Hellsing except she never mentioned sore breasts. But he's a knothead and often his brain slips back to when the medieval times, men knew nothing and didn't care they knew nothing.

•He wises up when you don't take your bra to 'air the twins' and hugging is painful even. Now his attention is caught on this new bit of information.

•The first he asked to massage them, instinct had you glaring at him. Sex at times like this?

•Then asks to touch you there. His hands are bare (jerk! Stop rolling the sigils inside your hands, gloves inside out..) And feel good just from the fact he's cooler to touch.

•He's extremely gentle, but sometimes mere grazing of a finger tip is excruciating pain. So he tries every month to see which section hurts.

Is it the muscles that hold up your breasts?

Your muscles that attach to your rib cage?

Or worse, your whole breast where the nipple rests?

•You still might cry out in pain but he does his best to make the girls feel better and not worse. The No Life King will run you a hot bath to loosen your muscles up, before.

•And if after, instead to keep the cute babes from becoming so painful after the massage.

•Alucard adores your little and cute snores because he knows you are in much less pain…

"Anything for you, îngerul meu dulce (my sweet angel).."

⚜️•Vampire Hunter D-Sacred Ancestor's son

D’s timeline and world is probably the most helpful for large breasts.  Noble’s sometimes do care for a pet human and a female companion having such issues is an inconvenience of sorts.

So bra support has been improved probably due to wearing some kind of modern age armored vest or coat.  The girls need to be supported just for what your job is.  Hence jobs not because it causes pain to a person.  (man bash: don’t care mostly)with  current female anatomy features.

There could be herbs or something derived from a Noble created monster that can be infused in a tincture.  Pain management should have improved too. And D knows all about Noble facilities and old ruins of houses where such supplies can be found.

The day he met you and you traveled with him, he gauged aspects of your body in a practical way to make your monster hunting abilities the best they can.  Sore breasts as we know can change how we do something.  We want to guard them from getting ‘smashed’..

Lefty will constantly harass D to make sure you're doing go.  At least you don’t yell and then silence him..like D can.

@stygianoir @amikartest @artsy-jandi @alucardownsmyass

Alucard fucking nun reader on the altar

Got your head pressed down and your ass up. Purposefully makes a mess in the hopes you get caught. Will rip your clothes so you become known as the nun getting fucked by the vampire