Oh My God Once Again Oh To Be A Fly On The Wall For The Drama In Ancient Rome

Oh my god once again Oh to Be a Fly On The Wall for the Drama in Ancient Rome

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like "oh so this is coming from the guy who's buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it." wish i could've been in the room for that one

Sometimes I think I'm annoying and then I stop and remember: Oh wait I am

Me to myself whenever I messege someone out of the blue

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

A Basic Summary of Life

Everything: *is burning and is chaotic* Me: *sipping water* Depression and Anxiety: *having a party* Me:*sips some more water* ~~after not sleeping for a long time~~ Me:*sets down water* Me: Let’s go I’m here, I’m depressed, and I’m ready to fail to live up to perfectionist standards have at ye freaking life 

*laughs nervously*

My unread books and my bank account when I buy a new novel: