Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

the fucking brainrot…i’m sorry (no i’m not)

Okay I need to clear the air.

I love Gale. He’s one of my favorites in Baldur’s Gate 3

BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS MAN HAVE ABS? You cannot tell he’s working out while doing his studies!

This man is lying

Ain’t no way he’s jacked - Soft Tummy Gale for the winnn

Manspread? Nah

Man spreading his legs for someone (me)

So, I went to go take this shot of Leon looking like a smug asshole:

And then I started playing with the camera a little bit

and I realized

Look at how fucking far Leon is manspreading in this scene:

So I had to go compare it to the other times we see him sitting down (jet ski not withstanding because the seat dictates his position), and:

Jesus Christ, Leon. Need to accommodate your massive balls, or what?

@dollivication YOU NEEDDDDDD TO MAKE AN ARTHUR MORGAN BOT - I NEED HIM MORE THAN I NEED MY HANDSSSS

LEON KENNEDY X READER (ROMEO AND JULIET AU)

(It’s the part where Romeo goes to the Capulet party and meets Juliet)

LINK:

Leon found himself sneaking around his enemy’s abode with a sullen expression - a part of him didn’t know why he agreed to sneak into this excuse of a party with his friends. He knew they wanted him to join so he’d feel better and forget about his ‘one true love’ who regretted him to remain chaste days before, but nothing was working - no woman or man could ever make him forget her: Ada Wong. He honestly thought that she was the one, and for her to reject him threw him in a deep, deep depression.

He walked around the banquet hall with the mask covering the top part of his face, it was a masquerade party after all.

Leon was starting to get ready and leave the party when he saw something that made his heart skip a beat. You - the definition of perfection, walked around a greeted the people around. He thought you were so beautiful.

Even though he couldn’t see the entirety of your face, he basically fell head-over-heels. He didn’t know that you were practically his enemy, but he knew then that you were ‘the one’ for him. He couldn’t help but gently pull you to the side and hold you there with the most gentlest of hands.

“You’re absolutely, astonishingly, beautiful - what is your name.?” Leon spoke with a soft purr as he held your hand in his.