Things That I Learned My Dog Is Scared Of:

Things that I learned my dog is scared of:

- small frogs

- beach balls

- shower faucets

My brave boy

Umm... hi?

I'm a dumbass who can't socialize and for some reason downloaded this app because of @pmseymourva :I Well, let's see where I go with this

A friendly frog has entered our garage!

And puppy might be a scared

Brother: Keep talking and I'll shove a buttered avocado up your but!

Mom: Who butters an avocado?

Me: I think you mean why you're putting avocados in peoples butts! °~°

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I had a dream where how you acted in life defines how you die

Examples:

Those who refused to listen to what others had to say and only cared about their opinions were subjected to a variety of loud noises until they kill themselves

Those who bullied others were put into a gas chamber and had to compete for a faulty gas mask that killed them anyway

Those who only cared about theirs and others appearance were injected with a serum that melted them from the inside

There were more, these are just the ones I remember

"You just squished the gays!"

"I'm gay, so it doesn't matter!"

Context: my sister sat on my rainbow raccoon and smushed him

Update: I called my brother homo-phonic for punching said raccoon