I Made A Friend :) He A Little Wonky But He Still Nice. I Made Him For A Preschool Activity, But I Had

I made a friend :) He a little wonky but he still nice. I made him for a preschool activity, but I had to redo him for it. So he's here 🌟

All he needs is a name 💛

So fun story

In my math class, we're talking about taxes and specifically W2 forms. We have different scenarios to fill out.

Today's was me being married. And if you don't know, I'm an aroace and do not like that shite. So I decided to do a funny haha. I named my "spouse" John D. Doe and said he worked at a Morgue.

Let's see if my teacher gets it.

Free play in a preschool setting is strange

I mean in a 25 minute period:

-One boy tried to arrest all his teachers

-When one of his friends busted them out, he then arrested a baby

-I died

-Then I was resurrected as an alligator

-Was turned back to a human only to die again

...

Can't wait to see what happens next week

I'm totally watching preschool cartoons for research proposes and not because I actually enjoy it...

Totally...

:'3

Feelings in the sand

The playground was filled with screams and laughter

But to her, it just sounded like lightning and thunder

She sat alone in the baseball field

Thinking of things she wished wouldn't be revealed

She looked at the broken stick in hand

Then quickly dug it into the sand

No thoughts in head, she just drew and drew

Just disturbing the sand and morning dew

When she was done, she toss the stick to the side

Relieved to have finally let the emotions slide

She wasn't paying attention or saw the kids running

Trampling over her finished drawing

But she didn't care or upset at all

She was happy to not share feelings still raw

~Soul

I'm surrounded by morons while running on five hours of sleep, half a bag of chocolate chips, a water bottle filled with ice, and I want to fight Satan.

Does anyone want to come with me?