I Know I'm Like An Infinity Too Late But I'm Finally Playing Botw And I'm Like Two Hours In And Still

I know I'm like an infinity too late but I'm finally playing botw and I'm like two hours in and still don't have that glider because I need to collect all the things and did you see there's a rock monster and-

When your writing style doesn't fit your genre

Or your language

Or your decade

Or your century

Or your medium

Or your current emotional state

Or you

Welcome to my most recent WIP, we have:

•A spoiled brat constantly making me question whether he's likable or not

•Emo exterior and golden retriever interior

•Just here to move the plot along but very sweet and will experience excessive amounts of trauma for no apparent reason

•Short and angry (and horny)

•Tall and confused (and horny [you can see where this is going])

•A bigot disguised as a mother who is forever to blame for spoiled brat's behavior

•The only reasonable and cool person who died in the second chapter

•Two orphans

•Sasha

•A fairy mafia crime boss who is honestly giving me massive gender envy

•Tired old man who contributes just about nothing to the story except old man wisdom (he's forty)

I've been making more fanart lately and the amount of times I thought "he needs more ass" is concerning

Just found out that you can't take the battery out of a smoke alarm. Also it's 2 in the morning. I am going to kill someone.