When Your Writing Style Doesn't Fit Your Genre

When your writing style doesn't fit your genre

Or your language

Or your decade

Or your century

Or your medium

Or your current emotional state

Or you

Me: I'm sorry my darling main character but your boyfriend's ex-boyfriend/still-best-friend is so much more interesting than you and I know it's not your fault but I think the reason for that is your plot-convenient amnesia so I think you'll either have to live with that or I will have to rework your entire story to make you more of a person rather than a "Hi I'm a Quirky MC" character. Take your pick ^w^

My MC: What.

I know I'm like an infinity too late but I'm finally playing botw and I'm like two hours in and still don't have that glider because I need to collect all the things and did you see there's a rock monster and-

Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?

I'm sorry to tell you but had he not been an asshole I absolutely would have chosen Kody's romance route