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Dedication of fanfic writers isn't just getting hit by a car and then having a house collapse on you while your sister's babysitter's cat's grandfather-in-law gets everything stolen from him in a messy divorce you have to help settle and then writing fic from the hospital while also helping settle the aforementioned divorce and simultaneously graduating college, it's also watching 26 seasons of a show just to understand the character you got obsessed with after seeing one (1) piece of fanart six months ago so you can write fic about them without it being ooc.
Is it okay to threaten everyone at the family function with my suicide if they do not let me go home right now?
The only two reasons I return to Wattpad once a month are:
1) because it houses all my "execution bad but premise and idea kinda solid" drafts from eight years ago
2) it birthed my favorite book: Obama The Musical
Made the fluffiest fucking omelet yesterday fucking David Shaw could never
Elves are usually those serene, elegant, beautiful, calm and composed mf's. Which is why I chose to make the elven wizard of my story the most pathetic piece of shit ever like this man knows no sleep, his skin knows no peace because it's medieval times and magic doesn't cure acne, he constantly gets thrown against walls and off cliffs by his vampire ex because my god he's an asshole and he deserves it so muchhhhh
I am on that cozy shit (I just got out of an ice cold bath after an hour and am now snuggled up in my blankie)
Made a custom phone case today and it looks fucking sickkkkkk
It's not functional at all but who gives a fuck it has charms!!!!
Hey science tumblr can anyone explain physics to me
In this household, we differentiate between brain hours (work, studying), no brain hours (mindlessly scrolling tumblr, playing video games), and fun brain hours (writing, drawing)
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Was just checking if "dubiously consensual cannibalism" was a tag that already existed on ao3 for a fic I'm working on and I was pleased to see that the oldest fic for that tag is a Dracula one shot
Was listening to Not in Front of Dinner Darling while studying today because I needed background noise and I shit you not, not even five minutes in I fully stopped studying to pay attention to the audio
So yea fuck escaped audios for being so goddamn entertaining my exams start two days from now
So age of romanticism was really just people going "everything is shit so let's get high and escape to an imaginary dreamland"
I need my emotional support cat I swear if that mf doesn't magically appear in my lap within the next five minutes I am going to tear apart my chem textbook
Survived my exams and my prize is getting the free time to write my borderline smutty vampire violence again
Do you ever finish writing something you like and are just like "you'll never see the light of day :D"
Calling a slab of meat "a slab of meat" is not very hot erotic gore writer girlboss of me, I know, but what else am I supposed to call that shit